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Too easy (to caption)?
« on: November 28, 2009, 05:52:27 pm »
In the end, my dissolution with the game of baseball will not be a result of any loss of love for the game, rather from the realization that I can no longer bear the anger its supposed stewards cause to be built up in my soul. -Lee (01/08/2013)

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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 09:07:27 pm »
Verga!
Y todo lo que sube baja
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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2009, 07:33:25 am »
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2009, 08:33:04 am »
Wood never felt so good.
Everyone's talking, few of them know
The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
Truth isn't easy, the easy part's shit

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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2009, 10:17:04 am »
You thought "wood" was just a metaphor, didn't you.
Goin' for a bus ride.

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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2009, 12:06:55 pm »
"Whoa! I think I've caught a big one!"
Often wrong, but never in doubt.

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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2009, 03:44:18 pm »
i have always said the bat is an extension of my body
forever is composed entirely of nows

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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2009, 09:42:56 pm »
Lee actually looks kinda trim there. Too bad the photo is from 2007.
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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2009, 02:09:15 pm »
Boogie Nights parody [Carlos stands, unzips his pants and pulls out his "bat"] I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right.
[he rezips his pants]

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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 02:23:09 pm »
Boogie Nights parody [Carlos stands, unzips his pants and pulls out his "bat"] I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right.
[he rezips his pants]

I would have gone with "It's five bucks if you wanna see it..."
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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2009, 04:34:05 pm »
What did you think El Caballo referred to?
Goin' for a bus ride.

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Re: Too easy (to caption)?
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2009, 04:57:08 pm »
What did you think El Caballo referred to?

I think we have a winner.