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« on: November 26, 2009, 07:08:31 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2009, 07:09:46 pm »
For.
Fucks.
Sake.

we're going to lose
we're going to lose

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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 07:17:15 pm »
Oh, hey Zipp...we weren't kidding.  And this is why.

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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 07:21:06 pm »
"My hammy is a little tight. I wish I was like Ausmus. He's Jewish and isn't allowed to have a pulled hamstring."

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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 07:21:49 pm »
Ummmm......FIGHT?

Yeah.  You were too late, so now look what happened.

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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2009, 07:22:17 pm »
By all means, Aggies, keep running and throwing short.   

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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 07:34:41 pm »
Nice response
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 07:45:11 pm »
I'm still worried as hell.

While we appear to be able to move the ball relatively at will, the Aggies have inexplicably failed to pass mid and long range since burning us.   I think if they go back to that soon, it's going to be a very long night.   I mean, that we're tied at the end of 1 is predictable and terrifying.

I really don't want a shootout.

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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 07:49:06 pm »
Huge.

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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 07:49:35 pm »
Colt you fucking stud!
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2009, 07:53:21 pm »
Why has the running game been so unimpressive this season?  The line is giving Colt some huge holes
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2009, 07:56:09 pm »
Say, why are all those guys dressed up like Teddy Roosevelt in 1898? Don't they know it's Thanksgiving and not Halloween?
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2009, 07:57:11 pm »
Say, why are all those guys dressed up like Teddy Roosevelt in 1898? Don't they know it's Thanksgiving and not Halloween?

Those are the Aggie girlfriends.   Wait til they start getting their faces sucked by the guys in the overalls.

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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2009, 08:03:18 pm »
Those are the Aggie girlfriends.   Wait til they start getting their faces sucked by the guys in the overalls.

I'd be real surprised if any of the guys in overalls have girlfriends.

If you have to get in a white jumpsuit you need to follow that by getting in a jet and flying it at Mach 7, not by shaking your hands around like a Freemason with DT and leading cheers.
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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2009, 08:08:34 pm »
The long pass is there for Johnson all fucking day.

I don't like this.

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« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2009, 08:10:10 pm »
All.
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« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2009, 08:12:04 pm »
We'll go in tied at the half.

A stupid fucking turnover in the 2nd will make this game scarier than it is.

We'll either barely fucking escape with a win that feels like a loss except for the score or we'll lose and spend the rest of the weekend trying to figure out how we ended up in the Fiesta Bowl again.   IF we beat NU.

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« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2009, 08:13:28 pm »
All.
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Night.

This is pretty much what I was expecting. Zipp's pessimism aside I knew that the Ags would come out and play like this. And I'm glad they are.
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« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2009, 08:18:53 pm »
I guess.   I mean, if we win, it's great.

If we lose, I'm not as happy that we're being tested.

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« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2009, 08:18:56 pm »
There's the rollout to the left. I love that play.

And the down the middle to #8, whoever that is. I think I like that one even better.
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« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2009, 08:21:08 pm »
I guess.   I mean, if we win, it's great.

If we lose, I'm not as happy that we're being tested.

We have this conversation every fucking week. The Horns are bigger and faster and better. Unless they start turning the ball over they will pull away in the late third and dominate from then on. Until Texas' talent just wins out it will be a dogfight, and I'm delighted to see it.
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« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2009, 08:22:03 pm »
You'll get plenty of time to learn about the #8 kid.

The NCAA announced before the game he's not going to be required to follow the eligibility rules after this, his 12th year at UT, either.

He can stay and play as long as he wants.   

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« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2009, 08:23:14 pm »
We have this conversation every fucking week. The Horns are bigger and faster and better. Unless they start turning the ball over they will pull away in the late third and dominate from then on. Until Texas' talent just wins out it will be a dogfight, and I'm delighted to see it.

Sure, but when/if we play Florida, that shit ain't gonna cut it.   Pray-and-play won't beat the SEC champs.

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« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2009, 08:23:38 pm »
Unless they start turning the ball over

You were saying.

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« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2009, 08:26:25 pm »
we're going to lose.
we're going to lose.

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« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2009, 08:26:30 pm »
You were saying.

Doesn't count. It's not my fault the Aggie punter can barely kick the ball past the line of scrimmage.
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« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2009, 08:27:10 pm »
All joking aside, there MUST be a better looking couple than Pale Horse and Beetle Bailey.

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« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2009, 08:32:31 pm »
All joking aside, there MUST be a better looking couple than Pale Horse and Beetle Bailey.

At least we know that Pale Horse is chaste, god bless her.
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« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2009, 08:33:43 pm »
All joking aside, there MUST be a better looking couple than Pale Horse and Beetle Bailey.

But at this point that's must-see TV.
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« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2009, 08:33:49 pm »
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« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2009, 08:35:11 pm »
And we get the ball in the 2nd.

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« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2009, 08:36:13 pm »
But at this point that's must-see TV.

Yeah, I really don't get it.  And not just because I'm a Horns fan.   Why would anyone, including Aggies, want to watch those two people kiss?   I know for a fact there are actually very pretty girls who accidentally go to m+A, so can't we watch one of them at least?

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« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2009, 08:38:32 pm »
Yeah, I really don't get it.  And not just because I'm a Horns fan.   Why would anyone, including Aggies, want to watch those two people kiss?   I know for a fact there are actually very pretty girls who accidentally go to m+A, so can't we watch one of them at least?

I vote we watch two of them.

Right, the Horns get the ball back, make it a two possession game and don't look back.
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« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2009, 08:41:05 pm »
I was so pessimistic about this I didn't even turn the game on until mid 2nd quarter. Holy crap! We at least got to half time without being totally embarrassed!

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« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2009, 08:42:33 pm »
I vote we watch two of them.

I'm trying to imagine this scenario.   I am an attractive female Texan who enjoys the company of other attractive female Texans.   I have decided to stay in state and attend one of the highly rated state schools, one of which is in Austin and one which is in College Station.   I choose College Station.   Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......no, I'm not seein' it.

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Right, the Horns get the ball back, make it a two possession game and don't look back.

I hope you're right.   The StupidTurnover (tm) in the 2nd half still scares me.

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« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2009, 08:44:10 pm »
I was so pessimistic about this I didn't even turn the game on until mid 2nd quarter. Holy crap! We at least got to half time without being totally embarrassed!

So, I don't get it.   Do Aggiefans not watch this game every year?   More often than not, it's an upset or a dangerously close game for the team that was highly favored.   

I get that you guys had a miserable year with not a lot of hope in sight, but do you really not get up for this game in the hopes that you can ruin our entire season?   I know I would.

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« Reply #36 on: November 26, 2009, 08:52:35 pm »
Yeah, I really don't get it.  And not just because I'm a Horns fan.   Why would anyone, including Aggies, want to watch those two people kiss?   I know for a fact there are actually very pretty girls who accidentally go to m+A, so can't we watch one of them at least?

The Corp makes up 3% of the student population and 99% of the camera time. Always been that way, looks like always will.
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« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2009, 08:53:06 pm »
I'm trying to imagine this scenario.   I am an attractive female Texan who enjoys the company of other attractive female Texans.   I have decided to stay in state and attend one of the highly rated state schools, one of which is in Austin and one which is in College Station.   I choose College Station.   Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......no, I'm not seein' it.

I don't know, there IS a GLBT group there in CS. It's meetings seem to be held in the Glasscock Building.
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« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2009, 08:53:49 pm »
I get that you guys had a miserable year with not a lot of hope in sight, but do you really not get up for this game in the hopes that you can ruin our entire season?

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« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2009, 08:54:20 pm »
So, I don't get it.   Do Aggiefans not watch this game every year?   More often than not, it's an upset or a dangerously close game for the team that was highly favored.   

I get that you guys had a miserable year with not a lot of hope in sight, but do you really not get up for this game in the hopes that you can ruin our entire season?   I know I would.

Living in College Station kinda burns you out to Aggie stuff after a couple decades.

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« Reply #40 on: November 26, 2009, 09:05:24 pm »
The announcers are pretty funny: "The Aggies need to slow down this Texas offense".
That's some rocket science right there....

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« Reply #41 on: November 26, 2009, 09:05:45 pm »
Fuck.

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« Reply #42 on: November 26, 2009, 09:10:12 pm »
Whew.

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« Reply #43 on: November 26, 2009, 09:14:32 pm »
Now THAT was nice.

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« Reply #44 on: November 26, 2009, 09:16:07 pm »
Now THAT was nice.

And the two score spread chuck was looking for....

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« Reply #45 on: November 26, 2009, 09:16:55 pm »
Not exactly like I'd envisioned it, but there you go, two scores.

And that last run for the TD is precisely what I was talking about in terms of Texas' superior size and so on eventually prevailing over adrenalin and effort and crowd.
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« Reply #46 on: November 26, 2009, 09:25:00 pm »
Not exactly like I'd envisioned it, but there you go, two scores.

And that last run for the TD is precisely what I was talking about in terms of Texas' superior size and so on eventually prevailing over adrenalin and effort and crowd.

So then, I ask you gentle stranger...does NU scare you yet?

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« Reply #47 on: November 26, 2009, 09:28:58 pm »
By the way, I know this isn't the Thanksgiving thread, but it made more sense in here anyway.

You want to know what I'm thankful for?   I just sat back, three beers in, and thought to myself because I'm watching the Horns play "well shit, tomorrow's Sunday and I have to work on the website and get to bed early tomorrow night....................................it's Thursday.   Nevermind."

I get to sleep in and take my kid to Central Park Zoo tomorrow instead of working.   I win.

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« Reply #48 on: November 26, 2009, 09:32:14 pm »
You know who is a bad man?

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« Reply #49 on: November 26, 2009, 09:33:07 pm »
Fuck.  We'll be seeing that screencap for a year.
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« Reply #50 on: November 26, 2009, 09:34:31 pm »
Don't coaches know the risks involved with throwing against Thomas? I know Briles didn't.
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« Reply #51 on: November 26, 2009, 09:52:08 pm »
We're going to lose.
We're going to lose.

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« Reply #52 on: November 26, 2009, 09:59:57 pm »
Thank you, James.

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« Reply #53 on: November 26, 2009, 10:05:11 pm »
That's at least twice that Johnson has faked Kindle out of his shoes.
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« Reply #54 on: November 26, 2009, 10:13:20 pm »
Please not OT.

Please not OT.

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« Reply #55 on: November 26, 2009, 10:16:55 pm »
That's one way to get 7 back.

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« Reply #56 on: November 26, 2009, 10:17:30 pm »
Wow! Just, wow!
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« Reply #57 on: November 26, 2009, 10:21:01 pm »
Fucking morons.

Let's not try to make it TOO easy for the Ags.

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« Reply #58 on: November 26, 2009, 10:21:49 pm »
I can't watch that stupid brett favre commercial without thinking about Lance's stupid football injury.
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« Reply #59 on: November 26, 2009, 10:28:19 pm »
I can't watch those stupid jewelry commercials anymore.

We get it.  Women are stupid, fearful, and shallow.  Men are macho dumbasses who fuck up all year round but make up for it buy purchasing shiny rocks in December.   Buy more shit or you don't love your wife.

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« Reply #60 on: November 26, 2009, 10:29:12 pm »
So then, I ask you gentle stranger...does NU scare you yet?

Everyone scares me. Texas is every opponent's biggest game of the year. We see that everywhere the team goes.
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« Reply #61 on: November 26, 2009, 10:29:40 pm »
Those commercials make me feel less shitty than watching the game does.
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« Reply #62 on: November 26, 2009, 10:30:13 pm »
Apparently the Hal 5000 wants to check out your purchases now, too.  Or was that the Hallie 5000?
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« Reply #63 on: November 26, 2009, 10:31:15 pm »
I knew he was going to miss that.

Poor kid has a bright future as a Houston Texan.
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« Reply #64 on: November 26, 2009, 10:31:24 pm »
You can't out Aggie A&M
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« Reply #65 on: November 26, 2009, 10:33:39 pm »
Ok, I can breathe now.
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« Reply #66 on: November 26, 2009, 10:36:28 pm »
And the TCU fan club moves its affiliation north to Lincoln and its children of the corn. The Bearcat fans join them, too. If Cincy wins, they're liable to move ahead of the frogs!y virtue of the Hal 5000 factor.
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« Reply #67 on: November 26, 2009, 10:37:46 pm »
Two turnovers and the missed FG took a dump on A&M's shot at an upset. Oh well, good game to watch.
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« Reply #68 on: November 26, 2009, 10:38:35 pm »
Ok, I can breathe now.

We had every reason to worry about this game.

Way, way closer than it should have been.

I shouldn't have had to wait until 11 seconds to go before the band got waltzy (I hear it as I type).

Beat the hell out of NU!

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« Reply #69 on: November 26, 2009, 10:43:15 pm »
I shouldn't have had to wait until 11 seconds to go before the band got waltzy (I hear it as I type).

I was thinking of you as I heard that.

Congratulations to the Ags on a well fought game. It went almost exactly as I'd envisioned it. Great game, great rivalry.
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« Reply #70 on: November 26, 2009, 10:44:20 pm »
I was thinking of you as I heard that.

It's my favorite part of any UT game.   Means I can start enjoying my beer.

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« Reply #71 on: November 26, 2009, 10:46:24 pm »
Aggies gave a superb effort. They're not into moral victories, but they had chances; Texas just kept coming up with the plays it needed.

Nebraska has no passing game and very little offense.  Texas is going to have to get very inventive to come up with a way to keep the Cornshuckers in the game.
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« Reply #72 on: November 26, 2009, 10:50:08 pm »
I think the closeness of this game makes me feel better about NU.  I'm genuinely worried about them containing us like OU did, but I take some serious solace in the fact that we pretty much need "to score" to beat NU.   Not a lot, just once.   NU's offense is pretty awful and that's without facing a defense like ours (I assume).

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« Reply #73 on: November 27, 2009, 10:26:38 am »
Exciting game.  A&M has a lot of playmakers on offense.  It looks like they have a good amount of underclassmen, so hopefully they can put it all together next year.

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« Reply #74 on: November 27, 2009, 11:20:34 am »
Exciting game.  A&M has a lot of playmakers on offense.  It looks like they have a good amount of underclassmen, so hopefully they can put it all together next year.


Last night's game might be a wake-up call to the rest of the league. A&M has some real talent on offense and they're young, too.
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« Reply #75 on: November 27, 2009, 01:59:09 pm »
Last night's game might be a wake-up call to the rest of the league. A&M has some real talent on offense and they're young, too.

Right, but here's my problem with statements like this.   They almost, ALMOST beat the #3 team in the nation last night and looked like a pretty good team otherwise, right?   Well, so then how did they lose so many stupid games this year?   I mean, the team I watched last night should be 9-3 at worst, but they're not.

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« Reply #76 on: November 27, 2009, 02:08:04 pm »
As for ATM...their OL and DL are shit, that can make every game an adventure. As for Woods, holy crap.

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« Reply #77 on: November 27, 2009, 02:13:06 pm »
Here's my guess on Woods, since they're not giving much information.

One of two things has happened:

1)  He is fucked up.   Badly.   Not dying, but his career is over.   (Not likely)
2)  He needed stiches and some bandages and will be golfing tomorrow and whoever wrote the report at Orlando PD is going to get yelled at.  (My guess)

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« Reply #78 on: November 27, 2009, 02:25:18 pm »
It crossed my mind that the War Chickens could become Amon Carter fans' favorite team, but I giggled off the notion. Besides, only one of my Auburn buddies gave it a realistic chance--the others said Happy Thanksgiving rather than address the rivalry game.
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« Reply #79 on: November 27, 2009, 02:44:28 pm »
I read that he has been released from hospital, so probably the second.
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« Reply #80 on: November 27, 2009, 02:46:10 pm »
I read that he has been released from hospital, so probably the second.

Face lacerations, already released from hospital.

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I was about 20 feet away from him and his wife at big game. I considered driving into a fire hydrant after the game myself.
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« Reply #82 on: November 27, 2009, 02:50:28 pm »
My dad just told me you don't use your face for golf, so Tiger should be ok.
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« Reply #83 on: November 27, 2009, 03:18:13 pm »
There are allegedly charges pending, though alcohol isn't involved, per the scraps reporters are allowed. Suppose he was using his phone or something?
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There are allegedly charges pending, though alcohol isn't involved, per the scraps reporters are allowed. Suppose he was using his phone or something?

Might be related to hitting a fire hydrant.
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« Reply #85 on: November 27, 2009, 03:47:31 pm »
Right, but here's my problem with statements like this.   They almost, ALMOST beat the #3 team in the nation last night and looked like a pretty good team otherwise, right?   Well, so then how did they lose so many stupid games this year?   I mean, the team I watched last night should be 9-3 at worst, but they're not.

If they played every game like they played last night, maybe they would be 9-3 or better. My point is that they have some real playmakers on offense for the first time in a while at the skill positions. They're young and raw and I don't know what kind of supporting cast they will have to count on, but they have some good receivers, Christine Michael is a heck of a back and Jerrod Johnson has been strong all season. The big problem for the Aggies is that their defense is a mess, but they can put points on the board in a hurry and that hasn't been the case for them in a long time.
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« Reply #86 on: November 27, 2009, 03:58:56 pm »
Shades of, "He swerved to miss the fire hydrant." 
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« Reply #87 on: November 27, 2009, 04:03:25 pm »
Kyle Field was electric last night. I'm not sure I've heard a crowd as loud as they were in the 3rd and 4th quarter. Johnson and his WRs made play after play, and you have to give them credit.

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« Reply #88 on: November 27, 2009, 04:58:38 pm »
Auburn WTF? Could you possibly do a worse job of managing the clock this final drive?
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« Reply #89 on: November 27, 2009, 05:32:23 pm »
Auburn WTF? Could you possibly do a worse job of managing the clock this final drive?

what is it with sec coaches and incompetent clock mgmt?
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« Reply #90 on: November 27, 2009, 05:34:50 pm »
Auburn WTF? Could you possibly do a worse job of managing the clock this final drive?

or even more than that, how many screen passes and flat passes can one team throw in a game?  this is the kind of game that kills coaches jobs.

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« Reply #91 on: November 27, 2009, 06:23:41 pm »
Right, but here's my problem with statements like this.   They almost, ALMOST beat the #3 team in the nation last night and looked like a pretty good team otherwise, right?   Well, so then how did they lose so many stupid games this year?   I mean, the team I watched last night should be 9-3 at worst, but they're not.

From the games on tv, this team typically makes a lot of mental mistakes, especially on defense.  The intensity they played with last night should teach them if they focus, they can compete (maybe not win, but definitely compete) with the best.   

Defensively, there's a reason their pass coverage is awful.  They don't pressure the QB consistently enough to give their secondary a chance.  As someone else pointed out, the lines on both sides need some improvement.  They have the talent on the offensive side to make even more progress if that happens with the O-line.  On defense, they have a ways to go.  Talent seems to be there but some of these kids make some major mistakes.   And as previously stated, their roster is very very young.  So there's a great deal of potential.  We just have to wait and see what they do with it. 
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« Reply #92 on: November 27, 2009, 10:38:35 pm »
From the games on tv, this team typically makes a lot of mental mistakes, especially on defense.  The intensity they played with last night should teach them if they focus, they can compete (maybe not win, but definitely compete) with the best.   

Defensively, there's a reason their pass coverage is awful.  They don't pressure the QB consistently enough to give their secondary a chance.  As someone else pointed out, the lines on both sides need some improvement.  They have the talent on the offensive side to make even more progress if that happens with the O-line.  On defense, they have a ways to go.  Talent seems to be there but some of these kids make some major mistakes.   And as previously stated, their roster is very very young.  So there's a great deal of potential.  We just have to wait and see what they do with it. 

They are a young team.  The talent is all Freshmen with a couple of sophomores and RS fish mixed in.  Typically, youth = inconsistency.

And yeah, it's an excuse.  Still 6-6 is better than 4-8.  Next year, the expectations will be higher as in 8-10 wins. We'll see.

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« Reply #93 on: November 28, 2009, 11:27:28 am »
Face lacerations, already released from hospital.

Did I nail that or what?

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His wife scratched his face and attacked him with a golf club. He tried to leave in his car, but she beat the shit out the car with the golf club. And something about Tiger having some sort of pain pill addiction.

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« Reply #94 on: November 30, 2009, 04:01:30 pm »
I shouldn't have had to wait until 11 seconds to go before the band got waltzy (I hear it as I type).

By the way, this is officially known in the LHB as "Taps in One".  [/bandgeek]
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« Reply #95 on: November 30, 2009, 05:51:29 pm »
By the way, this is officially known in the LHB as "Taps in One".  [/bandgeek]

Wait, are you serious?   

I've spent years trying to figure out what the fucking band calls the waltzy version of Texas Fight so I could find it.   Do you know where I can find it online?

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« Reply #96 on: November 30, 2009, 08:33:11 pm »
Re the Aggies' "young team" mantra:

Take a gander at what UT's defense returns.
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« Reply #97 on: November 30, 2009, 08:35:19 pm »
MM, were you in the LHB?
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« Reply #98 on: November 30, 2009, 08:41:56 pm »
Wait, are you serious?  

Yep.  Texas Fight is called "Taps" in LHB shorthand (slow down the first notes, and you immediately see why).  The director/drum major signals with a T.  When the game is deemed to be won, then the signal is T and 1 finger, for Taps in One.

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« Reply #99 on: November 30, 2009, 08:48:37 pm »
Yep.  Texas Fight is called "Taps" in LHB shorthand (slow down the first notes, and you immediately see why).  The director/drum major signals with a T.  When the game is deemed to be won, then the signal is T and 1 finger, for Taps in One.

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Wait a motherfucking second.   I didn't know we were at UT together.   We sat right next to your ass.  We were in the next section closer to the end zone from the band.   In the days when student tickets could be picked up, no line, 20 days after they became available.

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« Reply #100 on: November 30, 2009, 08:50:42 pm »
Re the Aggies' "young team" mantra:

Take a gander at what UT's defense returns.

Despite history saying otherwise, both teams can be young and talented. Having said that, it's going to take years to close the talent gap (if that's even possible.)  Texas is a very good, very deep team.

A&M has great talent at the skill positions, and mediocre to crap talent at all the rest.

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« Reply #101 on: November 30, 2009, 08:53:31 pm »
Despite history saying otherwise, both teams can be young and talented. Having said that, it's going to take years to close the talent gap (if that's even possible.)  Texas is a very good, very deep team.

A&M has great talent at the skill positions, and mediocre to crap talent at all the rest.

I just don't get it.  How did A&M fall so far so fast?   I gotta be honest, I like it a lot more when A&M doesn't fucking suck.   Makes all of us look better.

It drives me nuts when schools outside Texas are beating the tier 1 schools inside Texas to the top Texas based recruits.   

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« Reply #102 on: November 30, 2009, 08:58:28 pm »
I just don't get it.  How did A&M fall so far so fast?   

Dennis Franchione didn't get to bring Gary Patterson with him.  Turns out Dennis doesn't know shit about football.
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« Reply #103 on: November 30, 2009, 08:59:07 pm »
Wait a motherfucking second.   I didn't know we were at UT together.   We sat right next to your ass.  We were in the next section closer to the end zone from the band.   In the days when student tickets could be picked up, no line, 20 days after they became available.

Last 3 years, I was always the trombone player closest to the 50.
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« Reply #104 on: November 30, 2009, 09:00:55 pm »
Dennis Franchione didn't get to bring Gary Patterson with him.  Turns out Dennis doesn't know shit about football.

That, sir, is not news.

Even so.   Let's say it's 6 years ago.   You can stay near home and play at A&M or you can go play for.........say...........Oklahoma State.    Pokes have gotten a lot better and A&M has become miserable. 

I'm serious, I'm sorry to see it.   If OU, UT, and A&M were top 15 teams every year, our little rivalry games would be a lot more fun.   I don't just mean the game part, I mean the build up and the hype and the importance.

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« Reply #105 on: November 30, 2009, 09:01:45 pm »
Last 3 years, I was always the trombone player closest to the 50.

I have no idea where I got this from, but I swear to fucking god, I thought you were 15-20 years older than me.   Like, for the last 12 years.

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« Reply #106 on: November 30, 2009, 09:03:11 pm »
I just don't get it.  How did A&M fall so far so fast?   I gotta be honest, I like it a lot more when A&M doesn't fucking suck.   Makes all of us look better.

It drives me nuts when schools outside Texas are beating the tier 1 schools inside Texas to the top Texas based recruits.   

1) Held on to the idea that Slocum was going to repeat 1998 for too long.
2) Made a bad hire (hindsight wise) with Franchione.

Franchione was a poor recruiter, especially when it came to defense and o-line.  It's not uncommon to lose battles with Texas and OU, but he lost battles to OSU and Tech and Missouri and Kansas regularly.

I think Sherman will be able to right the ship, so to speak (and not because A&M only lost by 10 to No. 3 Texas), but progress will be incremental until A&M can recruit and develop O and D Linemen.

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« Reply #107 on: November 30, 2009, 09:03:21 pm »
I have no idea where I got this from, but I swear to fucking god, I thought you were 15-20 years older than me.   Like, for the last 12 years.

Dude, I've got a 4 month old in the crib.  That shit would kill me if I were 20 years older.
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« Reply #108 on: November 30, 2009, 09:06:24 pm »
Dennis Franchione didn't get to bring Gary Patterson with him.  Turns out Dennis doesn't know shit about football.

Patterson didn't go to Alabama with him.

Torbush failed because he couldn't use what little talent Slocum left him in his scheme.  Fran decided to go ultra conservative on offense to cover the defensive deficencies.  No o-lineman worth a shit in Texas wanted to play option football. Rinse, lather, repeat.

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« Reply #109 on: November 30, 2009, 09:09:44 pm »
Dude, I've got a 4 month old in the crib.  That shit would kill me if I were 20 years older.

I have no idea where I got this from, but I swear to fucking god, I thought you were gay.   Like, for the last 12 years.

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Patterson didn't go to Alabama with him.

And Fran didn't stay in Alabama long enough to show how horrific he was.
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« Reply #111 on: November 30, 2009, 09:11:30 pm »
I have no idea where I got this from, but I swear to fucking god, I thought you were gay.   Like, for the last 12 years.


This all goes back to me picking Jennifer Anniston over Angelina Jolie, doesn't it?
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« Reply #112 on: November 30, 2009, 09:12:31 pm »
And Fran didn't stay in Alabama long enough to show how horrific he was.

See the thing is, EVERYONE thought that was a good hire for A&M prior to the 2003 season.  It didn't become apparent how poor a coach he really was until sometime later.

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« Reply #113 on: November 30, 2009, 09:13:04 pm »
This all goes back to me picking Jennifer Anniston over Angelina Jolie, doesn't it?

If so, then I'm as queer as you.

I'm not joking, I thought you were 20 years older than me.

When did you leave Austin?   Why weren't you in the early AA meetings?

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« Reply #114 on: November 30, 2009, 09:13:57 pm »
See the thing is, EVERYONE thought that was a good hire for A&M prior to the 2003 season.  It didn't become apparent how poor a coach he really was until sometime later.

Oh, absolutely.  I was scared of Fran.  I was not scared of Sherman at all.  Which likely means he'll be very successful.
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« Reply #115 on: November 30, 2009, 09:14:22 pm »
See the thing is, EVERYONE thought that was a good hire for A&M prior to the 2003 season.  It didn't become apparent how poor a coach he really was until sometime later.

Actually, at the time, most people thought it was a GREAT hire. 

I remember thinking, the second I heard the news, "fuck."   As in, Ags are going to own the division for years.

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« Reply #116 on: November 30, 2009, 09:15:54 pm »
If so, then I'm as queer as you.

Said it before, say it again: Anniston, circa Seasons 2-3 on Friends, is as close to perfection in the female form as I need to see.


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Moved to Houston as soon as I graduated, and was still in that first-year-of-marriage "we should do everythign together" phase.
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« Reply #117 on: November 30, 2009, 09:18:59 pm »
Said it before, say it again: Anniston, circa Seasons 2-3 on Friends, is as close to perfection in the female form as I need to see.

I think it helped that Seasons 2-3 happened in a sweet spot in our lives age-wise.   Odds are, if you were in Austin when I was, you were also sleeping with my girlfriend at the time, so Jennifer Anniston at that point in time seemed perfect.

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I think it helped that Seasons 2-3 happened in a sweet spot in our lives age-wise.   Odds are, if you were in Austin when I was, you were also sleeping with my girlfriend at the time, so Jennifer Anniston at that point in time seemed perfect.

It may have helped, but I still drool when I watch those episodes.
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« Reply #119 on: November 30, 2009, 09:31:30 pm »
It may have helped, but I still drool when I watch those episodes.

I know this gets trotted out with every single series that takes place in NYC, but Friends is especially hilarious now.   I'm watching these people who are barely employed living in enormous 2 bedroom apartments in the Village that would easily be $6k/mo.

I get it's TV and all that shit, but Friends really does stretch the boundaries of reality in that respect.

Also, Rachel would have never fucked Joey.   That's just stupid.   Call me, Jennifer.

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« Reply #120 on: November 30, 2009, 09:33:40 pm »
Also, Rachel would have never fucked Joey.   That's just stupid.   Call me, Jennifer.

That never happened.  Do you hear me?  NEVER HAPPENED.
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« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2009, 10:15:38 pm »
To demonstrate age disparity, I'm still panting for Donna Dixon from Bosom Buddies, Dan Akroyd's wife and co-star from Doctor Detroit. Met her and Dan at the '88 Memphis Bar B Q festival. Damn near semi'd on the spot. Stunning!
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« Reply #122 on: December 01, 2009, 09:33:54 am »
Wait, are you serious?  

I've spent years trying to figure out what the fucking band calls the waltzy version of Texas Fight so I could find it.   Do you know where I can find it online?

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« Reply #123 on: December 01, 2009, 10:24:05 am »
1993-1998, Trombone Section Leader 1994-1997.  Gave me 30 yard line seats to the Mackovic era.  Band geek smack aside, it was fucking great.

Wait a motherfucking second.   I didn't know we were at UT together.   We sat right next to your ass.  We were in the next section closer to the end zone from the band.   In the days when student tickets could be picked up, no line, 20 days after they became available.

Likewise... 94-97. Anyone else?
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95-99 for me.

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91-95, not sure when AA began.

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« Reply #126 on: December 01, 2009, 12:39:44 pm »
Despite history saying otherwise, both teams can be young and talented. Having said that, it's going to take years to close the talent gap (if that's even possible.)  Texas is a very good, very deep team.

A&M has great talent at the skill positions, and mediocre to crap talent at all the rest.

It will take a lot to get into the 2nd tier of the Big 12 South.

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« Reply #127 on: December 01, 2009, 01:51:01 pm »
Likewise... 94-97. Anyone else?

Wait a second.   YOU'RE my age too??

What were all you guys, SIX when you first posted here??

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« Reply #128 on: December 01, 2009, 02:27:06 pm »
77-81. Creak.
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« Reply #129 on: December 01, 2009, 02:38:26 pm »
Wait a second.   YOU'RE my age too??

What were all you guys, SIX when you first posted here??

Dude, you went to high school with my wife.
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Likewise... 94-97. Anyone else?


94-95 (bite me.)
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« Reply #132 on: December 01, 2009, 03:06:29 pm »
Dude, you went to high school with my wife.

Wait, what?   

Did I know that? 

Who is this?

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« Reply #133 on: December 01, 2009, 03:07:28 pm »
94-95 (bite me.)

Oh, if we're doing that, then 94-95, 97-99, 2000.   Yes, those are 3 independent stints.

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Oh, if we're doing that, then 94-95, 97-99, 2000.   Yes, those are 3 independent stints.

Wow, I had no idea you were actually Doctor Alkie, PhD. You seem so humble, so common-man.
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« Reply #135 on: December 01, 2009, 04:19:18 pm »
I know this gets trotted out with every single series that takes place in NYC, but Friends is especially hilarious now.   I'm watching these people who are barely employed living in enormous 2 bedroom apartments in the Village that would easily be $6k/mo.

I get it's TV and all that shit, but Friends really does stretch the boundaries of reality in that respect.

I'm embarassed that I know this, but...Rachel got the $6K apartment from her grandmother who had lived there for like 60 years.  She couldn't afford it on her own or otherwise. 
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« Reply #136 on: December 01, 2009, 04:22:44 pm »
I'm embarassed that I know this, but...Rachel got the $6K apartment from her grandmother who had lived there for like 60 years.  She couldn't afford it on her own or otherwise. 

And I'm not even ashamed to correct you.  It was Monica's nana, not Rachel's.
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And I'm not even ashamed to correct you.  It was Monica's nana, not Rachel's.

D'oh!  I always get their names confused.  The dark haired, Bruce Springsteen dancer, who's idiot brother gave a bad name to geologists everywhere.  Her...it was her nana's.
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« Reply #138 on: December 01, 2009, 04:29:49 pm »
D'oh!  I always get their names confused.  The dark haired, Bruce Springsteen dancer, who's idiot brother gave a bad name to geologists everywhere.  Her...it was her nana's.

I think the idiot brother was a paleontologist, and he technically gave a bad name to all men everywhere.
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« Reply #139 on: December 01, 2009, 04:33:00 pm »
I think the idiot brother was a paleontologist, and he technically gave a bad name to all men everywhere.

Paleontologists are geologists.  And yes, he gave a bad name to men everywhere.  At least men with testicles and a penis.
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Paleontologists are geologists.  And yes, he gave a bad name to men everywhere.  At least men with testicles and a penis.

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Wow, I had no idea you were actually Doctor Alkie, PhD. You seem so humble, so common-man.

Yes, that's exactly what it was.   Undergrad in 3 semesters, Master in 3 years, and PhD in 2 semesters.   School records, all.

The actual UT record I have is that I graduated (eventually) with a 2.0013 GPA.   When I say you have to go out of your way to do that, I mean it.

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« Reply #142 on: December 01, 2009, 04:46:39 pm »
I'm embarassed that I know this, but...Rachel got the $6K apartment from her grandmother who had lived there for like 60 years.  She couldn't afford it on her own or otherwise. 

I'm embarrassed you know that too.

What were the actor and junior ad writer doing in the $6k apartment across the hall?

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I'm embarrassed you know that too.

What were the actor and junior ad writer doing in the $6k apartment across the hall?

Rachel's grandmother.  It was a spin off called Friends with Benefits
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I'm embarrassed you know that too.

I'm embarassed that you knew what Chandler did for a living.

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« Reply #145 on: December 01, 2009, 04:52:02 pm »
I'm embarrassed you know that too.

What were the actor and junior ad writer doing in the $6k apartment across the hall?

There's no way Joey wasn't in gay porn.
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« Reply #146 on: December 01, 2009, 04:57:29 pm »
I'm embarassed that you knew what Chandler did for a living.

Whoring themselves out to crack addicts on 42nd St over the weekends.

Arrrgh.

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Arrrgh.

Chandler Bing was a manager at his accounting firm, although he wasn't sure why.

Double arrrgh.

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Chandler was in some sort of data processing role ("He's a transponster!" "That's not even a word!!") before quitting to go into advertising.
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Double arrrgh.

Joey: "You call yourself an accountant?!?!"
Chandler: "No."
Joey: "Oh.  What is it you do again?"

Chandler was in some sort of data processing role ("He's a transponster!" "That's not even a word!!") before quitting to go into advertising.

I thought the running gag was that Chandler never said what he did, and none of the other friends knew what he did either.  He just had some unspecified white-collar job.
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« Reply #149 on: December 01, 2009, 05:29:47 pm »
I'm embarassed that you knew what Chandler did for a living.

It's funny you say that.  I sat here for 45 seconds or so trying to remember what the fuck Chandler did before I finally googled it.  And even then, it didn't sound right.

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I'll assume for your sake you haven't spent a lot of time at 42nd and 8th, but I work (ha) not far from there and I can assure you, no one that gives handjobs over there; a place famous for its handjobs, was making $6k a month to spend on housing.   

I mean, that's like 80 handjobs an hour, 25 hours a day, 43 days a month.   Do the math.

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« Reply #150 on: December 01, 2009, 05:41:49 pm »
I thought the running gag was that Chandler never said what he did, and none of the other friends knew what he did either.  He just had some unspecified white-collar job.

Right, fine.   So let's run some different scenarios.

1) 50/50.   That means Joey, the unemployed actor, was paying $3,000/mo in rent.    When I was a practicing CPA, we rented a place that was $975/mo and that damn near killed us.   So, I'm not seeing $3k a month for an unemployed actor.

2) Chandler was paying a vast majority of the rent.   Let's say he was paying 75/25.   That STILL means, at 40% for housing, Joey would be making $45k a year.   I don't know a whole lot of actors here, but I bet you Foghorn's left nut, the off-off-off Broadway actors who work a week a month ain't making $45k.

3) Chandler is inexplicably paying the entire rent.   That means Chandler is making $190k a year and is a fucking moron, not to mention a giant pushover.   I don't remember all the Friends episodes at this point, but I remember enough about Chandler's work scenes to know he wasn't pulling in almost $200k a year.   

And let's go back to Monica and Rachel.   You're trying to tell me that a chef inherits an apartment in West Village (a WILDLY desirable section of it, no less) that would be worth about $1.6m or that would rent out for $6,000/mo and instead of renting it out, living in Brooklyn or Queens for free from the proceeds and pocketing enough money to feed all 6 friends' nasty coffee habit, she decides to live in it with her barely employed hot friend where they can scrape by and watch ugly naked people across the street on their covered balcony.

Call me, Jennifer.

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« Reply #151 on: December 01, 2009, 05:51:24 pm »
Right, fine.   So let's run some different scenarios.

1) 50/50.   That means Joey, the unemployed actor, was paying $3,000/mo in rent.    When I was a practicing CPA, we rented a place that was $975/mo and that damn near killed us.   So, I'm not seeing $3k a month for an unemployed actor.

2) Chandler was paying a vast majority of the rent.   Let's say he was paying 75/25.   That STILL means, at 40% for housing, Joey would be making $45k a year.   I don't know a whole lot of actors here, but I bet you Foghorn's left nut, the off-off-off Broadway actors who work a week a month ain't making $45k.

3) Chandler is inexplicably paying the entire rent.   That means Chandler is making $190k a year and is a fucking moron, not to mention a giant pushover.   I don't remember all the Friends episodes at this point, but I remember enough about Chandler's work scenes to know he wasn't pulling in almost $200k a year.   

And let's go back to Monica and Rachel.   You're trying to tell me that a chef inherits an apartment in West Village (a WILDLY desirable section of it, no less) that would be worth about $1.6m or that would rent out for $6,000/mo and instead of renting it out, living in Brooklyn or Queens for free from the proceeds and pocketing enough money to feed all 6 friends' nasty coffee habit, she decides to live in it with her barely employed hot friend where they can scrape by and watch ugly naked people across the street on their covered balcony.

Call me, Jennifer.

Why the hell are you applying reality to this?  Can we not focus on how Monica (before Courtney Cox turned into a skeleton) would have comforted Rachel in her time of need?

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« Reply #152 on: December 01, 2009, 05:59:13 pm »
Why the hell are you applying reality to this?
 

I just find it goddamn ridiculous.   Why stop there?   Why don't we just have a fucking show on television about, say, 4 completely useless women, stick them in uptown Manhattan, give them "jobs" and watch them spend well over $2m a year on drinks, clothing, and sex toys while they go out until 5 in the morning looking for cock in a world surprisingly void of VD?   I doubt the public would allow a show like that to happen.   Let alone go on for almost a decade.

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Point of order.  I would still fuck the bloody snot out of Courtney Cox.   That's the prettiest skeleton I've seen in a while.

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« Reply #153 on: December 01, 2009, 06:15:50 pm »
This thread has taken a turn for the absolutely pathetic.
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« Reply #154 on: December 01, 2009, 06:46:11 pm »
This thread has taken a turn for the absolutely pathetic.

Can you name 5 overplayed hits from Top 40 classic rock bands?  Go on, I DARE you.

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« Reply #155 on: December 01, 2009, 07:10:44 pm »
 
Point of order.  I would still fuck the bloody snot out of Courtney Cox.   That's the prettiest skeleton I've seen in a while.


She was pre-skeleton awesome in Misfits of Science...

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« Reply #156 on: December 01, 2009, 07:20:10 pm »
Can you name 5 overplayed hits from Top 40 classic rock bands?  Go on, I DARE you.

How about least favorite overplayed songs? Lessee,

5. Logical Song, Supertramp
4. In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins
3. Mr Roboto, Styx
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1. Hotel California, The Eagles

I would rather stick my dick in a vat of boric acid than hear Hotel California again. Which of course means one of you motherfuckers is going to program it on some jukebox 1000000 times the next time we get together. Fantastic.

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How about least favorite overplayed songs? Lessee,

5. Logical Song, Supertramp
4. In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins
3. Mr Roboto, Styx
2. Barracuda, Heart
1. Hotel California, The Eagles

I would rather stick my dick in a vat of boric acid than hear Hotel California again. Which of course means one of you motherfuckers is going to program it on some jukebox 1000000 times the next time we get together. Fantastic.

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« Reply #158 on: December 01, 2009, 07:44:08 pm »
As long as no one brings a vat of boric acid, you shouldn't be faced with such a predicament, chuck.

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« Reply #159 on: December 01, 2009, 07:46:55 pm »
As long as no one brings a vat of boric acid, you shouldn't be faced with such a predicament, chuck.

I'll fly in with a vat of boric acid for that.

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« Reply #160 on: December 01, 2009, 08:08:02 pm »
I'll fly in with a vat of boric acid for that.

Does it really require a vat?
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« Reply #161 on: December 01, 2009, 08:27:19 pm »
Does it really require a vat?

If you're gonna have to listen to the Eagles, then you're gonna have to burn your dick clean off and you really don't want to mess something like that up.

Better to be safe.

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« Reply #162 on: December 02, 2009, 12:40:30 am »
So when do we start the best of 09 thread?