Author Topic: Are You In Maine? Do You Know Someone In Maine?  (Read 1145 times)

Alkie

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Are You In Maine? Do You Know Someone In Maine?
« on: October 26, 2009, 09:33:55 pm »
If so, you and/or your friend is worth $300/yr to me.

I am not joking and this is serious.

If you or someone you love (or have made love to) has a real address within the state of Maine, please PM me immediately.

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Re: Are You In Maine? Do You Know Someone In Maine?
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2009, 09:39:30 pm »
Forget it.  They're about to drop a dome over the whole place.
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Re: Are You In Maine? Do You Know Someone In Maine?
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2009, 10:07:48 pm »
I don't care if they start killing first borns, I need to find one of the 6 people who have a Maine address by Friday.

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Re: Are You In Maine? Do You Know Someone In Maine?
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 01:42:53 am »
try stephen king

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Re: Are You In Maine? Do You Know Someone In Maine?
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 06:30:28 am »
Try to find Tip Fairchild, who pitched for Lancaster last year.  He is from maine.
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