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Cardinals at Astros – Shooting the Bird
« on: September 21, 2009, 12:12:03 am »
I forgot to say Fuck the Jakes, so feel free to drop it in wherever you want.

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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Shooting the Bird
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 12:21:05 am »
I forgot to say Fuck the Jakes, so feel free to drop it in wherever you want.

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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 01:29:05 am »
Very nicely done, and seasonally appropriate, too. My dad was also an avid hunter and of course he too taught me to hunt using an old .410. I quickly graduated to a 16 gauge. My fondest memories of hunting with my dad are easily the dove hunts. We'd usually go out to my great uncle's place just south of Shiner to hunt dove, and almost invariably in September. My cousins and I were all pretty good shots. All of us except Chris. Poor Chris. He once shot at a dove sitting happily on a power line. I don't know about you guys but we called this unsporting shooting 'Arkansasing.' No real good way to spell that I guess. Notice I said 'shot at.' Yes, he missed. And the dove, alarmed, flew away hurriedly. I about pissed myself laughing. Chris is in the military now. He made it back from Iraq just last week.

Anyway, yeah, the dove hunts were great. There were usually plenty of birds and it's something you could do in the afternoon. Unlike duck hunting. Yeah, see, fuck that. Get up at three in the morning to go freeze your ass off sitting in a rice field somewhere to watch the dawn bring a clear morning and the only birds you see are flying 1000 feet in the sky? Strosrays likes to use these moments to contemplate his soul. At dark thirty sitting in a windswept rice paddy somewhere north of Brookshire I am in no mood to contemplate my soul, let me tell you. I'll get up at an absurd hour to go fishing, skiing or diving. But to freeze my ass off well within range of a bunch of armed rednecks operating on no sleep and god knows what kind of stimulants? No thanks.

My dad became something of a fly fishing fanatic towards the end of his life. One Christmas, probably his last, he gave my brother and me a set of fly fishing gear that I've never really used. I need to correct that, soon. I've always envisioned myself having the sort of tailgate moment you describe. I didn't get the tailgate option with my car but I'm sure I'll figure something out.

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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Shooting the Bird
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 02:08:23 am »
Thanks Chuck. Speaking of Arkansas and getting up early in the morning, the only places I've found for dove hunting here in Arkansas are private fields with lots of rules and even more hunters. And rule #1 is that you have to stop shooting by noon. That's just seems stupid to me, because dove hunting is best in the evening.

I had a friend who also shot a dove sitting on a power line once. He killed it, but it dropped right into the biggest, nastiest, thorniest thicket ever. He never found the dove, but he's lucky my dad wasn't there to see this dumbfuckery or he would have made him stay in there looking until he found it.

Also, you used "dove" for the plural just like I always heard growing up. But every dictionary I could find online said the plural of "dove" is "doves," so I wrote it that way. It just seems wrong though, so I think tomorrow I'll go back and edit it so it sounds right to me.

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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2009, 09:53:17 am »
I enjoyed reading this, Craig.  Makes me recall a thousand memories from hunting and fishing with my old man.  Great effort all year from you and I appreciate the time you put into these.
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2009, 10:42:13 am »
good job.
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Shooting the Bird
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2009, 12:32:03 pm »
Excellent Craig. Thanks for all of them. I especially loved the Latin. Conlige suspectos semper habitos.
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2009, 12:35:55 pm »
In Texas the plural of dove is dove, in the context of hunting, anyway. Just like the plural of foot is foot as in 'We're gonna need twenty foot'a cable.'
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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Shooting the Bird
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2009, 12:49:59 pm »
Thanks everyone. I forgot to mention, for you Lonesome Dove fans, that the Yellowstone River country I described is roughly the same area where Gus was shot with the fatal arrow. It's about 75 miles downstream from Miles City. I guess I could have included Gus's Latin saying as well.

I'm not exaggerating when I say dove hunting is unheard of up there. The bag limit was 15, but it might as well have been a thousand. I can guarantee that the total amount of dove taken that season was my 15. I went back a couple days later to try again, but a cold front had moved through and there wasn't a dove in sight. I guess, like Gus, they had all gone back to Texas.

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Re: Cardinals at Astros – Shooting the Bird
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2009, 12:55:38 pm »
Thanks everyone. I forgot to mention, for you Lonesome Dove fans, that the Yellowstone River country I described is roughly the same area where Gus was shot with the fatal arrow. It's about 75 miles downstream from Miles City. I guess I could have included Gus's Latin saying as well.

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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2009, 11:18:22 pm »
Great recap, Craig.  It reminded me to call my dad and book a trip to pull some specks out of the water.  Thanks from him and me.
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2009, 01:38:19 pm »
That was some good reading. I've never hunted in my life but that kind of made me want to. Also kind of makes me want to go to Montana, which I've never done either.
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