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Roy 'pitching to tolerance'
« on: September 14, 2009, 04:36:02 pm »
Per Footer tweets:

Oswalt had MRI Friday. Nothing new revealed. He has a "veteran pitcher's back," according to Wade. Will pitch to tolerance.

Oswalt will incorporate swimming into workout routine, to build tolerance.
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Re: Roy 'pitching to tolerance'
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 04:37:51 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on September 14, 2009, 04:36:02 pm
Per Footer tweets:

Oswalt will incorporate swimming into workout routine, to build tolerance.

Swimming in what? Whiskey? Or maybe bong water?
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Re: Roy 'pitching to tolerance'
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 04:40:41 pm »
Backs can do a lot to alter delivery. I hate back pain because it is nagging.
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Re: Roy 'pitching to tolerance'
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 04:50:40 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on September 14, 2009, 04:36:02 pm
Oswalt will incorporate swimming into workout routine, to build tolerance.[/i]

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Re: Roy 'pitching to tolerance'
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 05:00:32 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on September 14, 2009, 04:36:02 pm
He has a "veteran pitcher's back," according to Wade.

As opposed to an "Astros' pitcher's back", which is full of Cooper's knives.
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Re: Roy 'pitching to tolerance'
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 05:29:27 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on September 14, 2009, 04:36:02 pm

Oswalt will incorporate swimming into workout routine, to build tolerance.

I guess the meditating and sensitivity training didn't work.
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Re: Roy 'pitching to tolerance'
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 09:36:01 pm »
Quote from: Limey on September 14, 2009, 05:00:32 pm
As opposed to an "Astros' pitcher's back", which is full of Cooper's knives.

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