Author Topic: SA LL/Astros-Dbags 8/29 thread (Read 6877 times)

Bench · « **on:** August 29, 2009, 04:52:38 pm »

San Antonio game postponed until 6 CDT to be aired on ESPN2

Astros lineup: Bourn, Keppinger, Berkman, Lee, Tejada, Pence, Matsui, Coste, Norris.

BatGirl · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2009, 05:02:54 pm »

ohhhhh
beat me
stupid hyperlinks

SaltyParker · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:34:24 pm »

San Antonio falling apart in the first. Down 4-0 to Chula Vista.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:34:30 pm »

Texas is having a difficult first inning. Gave up back to back homers and made an error at 2B for what could have been an easy DP.

Losing 4-0 with no outs in the first inning.

Bench · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:37:26 pm »

And the poor second baseman just dropped a pop up. Poor kid.

SaltyParker · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:38:38 pm »

3 errors in the first inning. 5-0

Bench · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:39:47 pm »

9-0 now. 1 out.

Alkie · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:52:41 pm »

Is there a mercy rule at the LLWS?

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2009, 06:55:41 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on August 29, 2009, 06:52:41 pm

Is there a mercy rule at the LLWS?

Yes. Leading by 10 after 4 innings (I think...).

Bench · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:18:04 pm »

JD is getting punchy at the home plate umpire already.

Alkie · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:25:30 pm »

We have the AZ feed here, but sound down. From what I've gathered so far from the soundless pictures, there might be a baseball game happening tonight, but more importantly Gonzo was the greatest baseball player flavoured product ever. Evah.

Bench · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:28:41 pm »

Nice hustle double by Miggy, barely beating the throw at second.

Alkie · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:43:30 pm »

Anyone else having an impossible time loading the site?

Bench · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:44:38 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on August 29, 2009, 07:43:30 pm

Anyone else having an impossible time loading the site?

Not at all.

SaltyParker · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:46:32 pm »

San Antonio goes down 12-2 in 4 innings.

Bench · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:52:35 pm »

Base hit gives Bourn a 22 game on base streak.

Matt · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:06:04 pm »

Jesus Bud.

Bench · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:12:47 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on August 29, 2009, 07:43:30 pm

Anyone else having an impossible time loading the site?

Alkie, have you been to the High Line yet? I've not gotten a single positive review from any of the people who I know in New York. Granted, only one of them has actually been there and he's the most cynical person I know.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:14:53 pm »

It's bad enough to be losing, but DoRay have to spend several minutes gorvelling over the majesty of that home run, how they might not be able to measure it, how only 2 or 3 guys in the NL could hit one that far, etc. Sickening.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:30:04 pm »

Houston Astros....Houston Astros....Houston Astros #1.....Oh we're the Houston Astros....Houston Astros....Houston Astros #1......

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:31:02 pm »

What a suckfest.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:32:26 pm »

I dvr'd this game and I think I am gonna fast forward through the action and watch the commercials.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:35:01 pm »

Upton homers. Good grief.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:36:18 pm »

Shitfuck

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #24 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:38:14 pm »

Nice play by Bourn in center to rob Young of a hit. He is just getting better and better.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #25 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:38:57 pm »

Upton just turned 21 this past week. That was like his 37 or 38 career homer. I think he's gonna be pretty good.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #26 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:39:32 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 29, 2009, 08:38:14 pm

Nice play by Bourn in center to rob Young of a hit. He is just getting better and better.

Bourn has been the bright spot of this season.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #27 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:39:45 pm »

You said it, Happy. With the swiss cheese rotation and overworked pen, we may see alot of this down the stretch.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #28 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:41:32 pm »

Maysonet pinch hitting for Bud.
K

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #29 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:42:39 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 29, 2009, 08:39:45 pm

You said it, Happy. With the swiss cheese rotation and overworked pen, we may see alot of this down the stretch.

We're gonna see a big mail-it-in fest-for-all.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #30 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:44:01 pm »

Bourn up...1 fo 2 on the night. This guy should be stealing every time he gets to 1st. Sometimes I wonder if Cooper is texting or watching a movie or something while the game is going on.

Bourn lines out to center. 2 out.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #31 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:44:41 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on August 29, 2009, 08:42:39 pm

We're gonna see a big mail-it-in fest-for-all.

I hope not. Thats not fun to watch.

Kepp singles to left.

Puma up.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #32 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:45:52 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on August 29, 2009, 08:42:39 pm

We're gonna see a big mail-it-in fest-for-all.

If thats what is gonna happen I wish they would go ahead and pull the trigger on Cooper and just let a figurehead sit there while the young ones play. If there is any young ones to play. What a mess this franchise would up in.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #33 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:47:50 pm »

Puma swings at a dirtball and strands Keppinger on 1st. Going to the bottom of the 6th.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #34 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:48:39 pm »

Hey Happy, didn't you post one time that you pitched for LSU?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #35 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:49:39 pm »

Seriously, Fox, who would want to reproduce or retransmit this crap?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #36 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:51:17 pm »

Paulino scratched from his start tomorrow because Coop brings him in tonight. What a clusterscromp.

On a lighter note Miggy goes out to short left to catch a pop up and even after he caught it he held out his hand to call Carlos off.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #37 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:52:06 pm »

Coop says Paulino starting tomorrow was not in stone. How did we wind up with this moron?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #38 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:53:27 pm »

Paulino has a 1-2-3. Going to the 7th. Lee leading off.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #39 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:54:13 pm »

Pudge just hit a solo shot to put the Rangers up 3 - 0 on the Twins.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #40 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:56:04 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on August 29, 2009, 08:54:13 pm

Pudge just hit a solo shot to put the Rangers up 3 - 0 on the Twins.

Yay for Pudge. Hope he has a good last month.

Lee flies to right.

Alkie · « **Reply #41 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:57:02 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 29, 2009, 08:12:47 pm

Alkie, have you been to the High Line yet? I've not gotten a single positive review from any of the people who I know in New York. Granted, only one of them has actually been there and he's the most cynical person I know.

We were going to go last weekend and then the weather was supposed to be shit so we didn't go. Then of course, it didn't end up raining.

So.

No.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #42 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:58:38 pm »

On a side note, The Braves whooped Cliff Lee's booty tonight.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #43 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:59:19 pm »

Pence draws a walk with 2 out.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #44 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:01:04 pm »

The reason he has made so many throws on Pence, Brownie, is because Pence is the only guy that is getting on base.

Alkie · « **Reply #45 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:02:17 pm »

Man, this team has gone from playoff contender to bad to piss poor to actually-unwatchable.

A Chargers/Falcons pre-season game shouldn't be the sporting event we have on the big screen in August.

So what's everyone drinking tonight?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #46 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:03:42 pm »

Brownie just suggested Garland is holding Pence on because this is his contract year and he might get a better contract if he shuts out the Astros tonight. Shaking my head on that one.

Kaz singles. 1st and 2nd 2 out Coste up.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #47 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:07:06 pm »

OMG. Reynolds caught the grounder, rolled in the dirt, threw side armed while laying on the ground, and still got Coste by 10 steps.

Coste must be as slow as Eusebio.

Bench · « **Reply #48 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:08:37 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on August 29, 2009, 09:02:17 pm

Man, this team has gone from playoff contender to bad to piss poor to actually-unwatchable.

A Chargers/Falcons pre-season game shouldn't be the sporting event we have on the big screen in August.

So what's everyone drinking tonight?

I've found myself watching far too much of that game tonight, I don't even make it a point to watch Texans pre-season games.

Polishing off a bottle of champagne, about to return to rum and club soda.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #49 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:10:08 pm »

Drew hits Paulino with a grounder. He is limping pretty bad. Cooper is looking at him like "How could you do this to me?"

Ron Brand · « **Reply #50 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:10:31 pm »

Footer just tweeted that the Astros are "kind of a mess."

Matt · « **Reply #51 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:12:05 pm »

Ryan Roberts has the ugliest neck tattoo I've seen in awhile.

Matt · « **Reply #52 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:12:31 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on August 29, 2009, 09:10:31 pm

Footer just tweeted that the Astros are "kind of a mess."

Just "kind of"?

Alkie · « **Reply #53 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:12:39 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 29, 2009, 09:08:37 pm

I've found myself watching far too much of that game tonight, I don't even make it a point to watch Texans pre-season games.

Polishing off a bottle of champagne, about to return to rum and club soda.

Thursday night can't come soon enough. I've seriously never been so ready for college football season to start; ever.

We did a 6 of the Victory Witbeir (which is amazing) and now working on a 6 of HofBrau Hefe.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #54 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:13:55 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 29, 2009, 08:51:17 pm

Paulino scratched from his start tomorrow because Coop brings him in tonight. What a clusterscromp.

Footer tweeted yesterday that Wandy was starting Sun, Roy Mon, Moehler Tues and Wed TBD. Cooper is still an assclown though...

Quote from: Alkie on August 29, 2009, 09:02:17 pm

So what's everyone drinking tonight?

Going native tonight. Drinking Widmer Hefeweizen (for now anyway...).

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #55 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:16:22 pm »

Kepp pulls Kaz off the bag on a force play. Bases loaded with 1 out.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #56 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:17:07 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on August 29, 2009, 09:13:55 pm

Footer tweeted yesterday that Wandy was starting Sun, Roy Mon, Moehler Tues and Wed TBD. Cooper is still an assclown though...

JD and Brownine were talking like he was supposed to start tomorrow and were acting shocked he was in the game.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #57 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:18:12 pm »

Byrdak in to face Montero. Bases loaded.

Bench · « **Reply #58 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:19:05 pm »

Quote from: Alkie on August 29, 2009, 09:12:39 pm

Thursday night can't come soon enough. I've seriously never been so ready for college football season to start; ever.

We did a 6 of the Victory Witbeir (which is amazing) and now working on a 6 of HofBrau Hefe.

Today was the first time this year that I've found myself happy that football was returning. I'm usually late to that party anyway, but I'm usually still not there until mid-way into the first half of the first real game. And now I find myself googling what Billy Volek has been up to for the last few years and reading insane conservative critiques of Ted Kennedy published the very day of his funeral. America has been better off without Bork, get over it people. With the current Supreme Court you'll be getting what you wanted anyway.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #59 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:19:18 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on August 29, 2009, 09:10:31 pm

Footer just tweeted that the Astros are "kind of a mess."

That's like saying that Satan is "kind of mean"

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #60 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:20:25 pm »

Montero clears the bases with a double. 9-0.

Bourn goes to the CF warning track to catch Young's fly.

Bench · « **Reply #61 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:21:03 pm »

Yay. Held them to 9.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #62 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:21:28 pm »

Parra grounds out to Miggy. Inning mercifully over.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #63 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:22:07 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 29, 2009, 09:21:03 pm

Yay. Held them to 9.

If not for Little Debbie banana marshmallow pies, this night would suck.

BudGirl · « **Reply #64 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:22:18 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 29, 2009, 09:08:37 pm

I've found myself watching far too much of that game tonight, I don't even make it a point to watch Texans pre-season games.

Polishing off a bottle of champagne, about to return to rum and club soda.

So, you saved the champagne for tonight?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #65 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:23:13 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 29, 2009, 09:22:18 pm

So, you saved the champagne for tonight?

I noticed that BGF has had a decent year in a backup role this year.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #66 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:24:20 pm »

Clay Zavada pitching. Jason Michaels batting.

Single to left.

BudGirl · « **Reply #67 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:25:18 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 29, 2009, 09:23:13 pm

I noticed that BGF has had a decent year in a backup role this year.

BGF??

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #68 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:27:04 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 29, 2009, 09:25:18 pm

BGF??

BGF = Budgirls fantasy = Brad Ausmus

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #69 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:27:44 pm »

Bourn K's

Kepp hits in to fielder's choice. 2 out Puma up

BudGirl · « **Reply #70 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:27:58 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 29, 2009, 09:27:04 pm

BGF = Budgirls fantasy = Brad Ausmus

ah, Brad Ausmus, now, he does me smile still.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #71 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:28:50 pm »

Puma singles to center. Lee up./

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #72 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:29:36 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 29, 2009, 09:27:58 pm

ah, Brad Ausmus, now, he does me smile still.

Are you saying you want me to smile because he does you?

BudGirl · « **Reply #73 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:32:01 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 29, 2009, 09:29:36 pm

Are you saying you want me to smile because he does you?

sorry, he still makes me smile.

BatGirl · « **Reply #74 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:34:57 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 29, 2009, 09:27:58 pm

ah, Brad Ausmus, now, he does me smile still.

i thought you were just taking
an irish brogue for a test-drive

Bench · « **Reply #75 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:35:00 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 29, 2009, 09:22:18 pm

So, you saved the champagne for tonight?

It nicely ~~accompanied~~ covered-up my first attempt at making chile rellenos.

BudGirl · « **Reply #76 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:36:40 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 29, 2009, 09:35:00 pm

It nicely ~~accompanied~~ covered-up my first attempt at making chile rellenos.

Irma taught me how to make those. Don't know that I could do it though. It's been well over a year since I've had that lesson.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #77 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:37:16 pm »

Great play by Bourn. Robs Tracy of a double or triple.

BatGirl · « **Reply #78 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:38:13 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 29, 2009, 09:35:00 pm

It nicely ~~accompanied~~ covered-up my first attempt at making chile rellenos.

but can you throw down some chilaquiles?

Bench · « **Reply #79 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:39:06 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 29, 2009, 09:38:13 pm

but can you throw down some chilaquiles?

Absolutely. In fact, there are some corn tortillas in my pantry that are destined for it tomorrow morning.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #80 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:40:00 pm »

This game, thankfully, is nearly over. Miggy, Pence, and Kaz.

Miggy grounds out.

Bench · « **Reply #81 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:40:48 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 29, 2009, 09:36:40 pm

Irma taught me how to make those. Don't know that I could do it though. It's been well over a year since I've had that lesson.

I tried to invent a baked-non starch version of them. I think the technique works, it just needs a bit of refining.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #82 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:41:16 pm »

Pence k's looing.

Bench · « **Reply #83 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:41:28 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 29, 2009, 09:40:00 pm

This game, thankfully, is nearly over. Miggy, Pence, and Kaz.

Miggy grounds out.

Just Kaz now.

And now it's over.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #84 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:41:46 pm »

kaz grounds out. Game over.

BatGirl · « **Reply #85 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:42:20 pm »

it's gonna suck for whomever
has to write the recap for this one

BatGirl · « **Reply #86 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:43:33 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 29, 2009, 09:39:06 pm

Absolutely. In fact, there are some corn tortillas in my pantry that are destined for it tomorrow morning.

goddammit, bench
do you just WANT me to stalk you?

Bench · « **Reply #87 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:47:04 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 29, 2009, 09:43:33 pm

goddammit, bench
do you just WANT me to stalk you?

I saved an extra poblano for the chilaquiles.

I take my weekend meals very seriously.

BudGirl · « **Reply #88 on:** August 30, 2009, 12:17:36 am »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 29, 2009, 09:42:20 pm

it's gonna suck for whomever
has to write the recap for this one

gonna suck for you then, isn't it?

sorry i wasn't here for you tonight.