Author Topic: Astros @ D-bags 8-28-09 (Read 10804 times)

JaneDoe · « **on:** August 28, 2009, 06:37:09 pm »

Astros lineup: Bourn, Keppinger 3B, Puma, Lee, Tejada, Pence, Matsui, Quintero, Bazardo.

Blum saw Dr. McCann. Nerve tests came back negative. Blum flying to AZ tonight. Will be available to play Saturday.

Boooone sighting. Will be activated Sept. 1.

Bench · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:47:03 pm »

Wait a second... that's a totally rational lineup. WTF?

JaneDoe · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:49:47 pm »

Also--Former Astro and Diamondback Luis Gonzalez has officially retired and will join Dbacks front office. Will be saluted during a pregame ceremony Saturday.

Bench · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:36:42 pm »

I was going to see LUMA tonight at the Miller Outdoor Theater, but mother nature has provided a much better light show that can be enjoyed from my front porch. Holy shit, what a thunderstorm.

And I get to watch the Astros.

BudGirl · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:38:22 pm »

are they showing LUMA more than just tonight or was it tonight only?

BudGirl · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:41:24 pm »

SBB walks to 1st for the 50th time this season.

Bench · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:43:06 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 08:38:22 pm

are they showing LUMA more than just tonight or was it tonight only?

I think just tonight, but I don't know for sure.

Bench · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:43:33 pm »

WTF was that? Cover up a balk by calling time out?

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:43:42 pm »

Footer just twetted: "Coop calling for Kepp to bunt over Bourn in the first inning."

Tell me she's kidding. She has to be, doesn't she?

BudGirl · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:44:09 pm »

did they cancel? or are you refraining from going because of the weather?

if cancelled maybe they will reschedule.

Bench · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:45:02 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 08:44:09 pm

did they cancel? or are you refraining from going because of the weather?

if cancelled maybe they will reschedule.

I demurred because of the weather. Don't know if it was cancelled or not, but I doubt there is much rush to reschedule a free show.

BudGirl · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:45:29 pm »

nice hit berkman. not even close at third

BudGirl · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:46:13 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 08:45:02 pm

I demurred because of the weather. Don't know if it was cancelled or not, but I doubt there is much rush to reschedule a free show.

you never know what people might do. they scheduled a free show to begin.

BudGirl · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:46:58 pm »

carlos hit the shit out of that ball

Bench · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:47:19 pm »

One fantastic thing about U-Verse is that when one of those obnoxiously loud annoying emergency broadcast signals starts, you can hit "exit to TV" and end it immediately.

BudGirl · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:47:45 pm »

astros 2-0 mid 1st.

BudGirl · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:48:27 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 08:47:19 pm

One fantastic thing about U-Verse is that when one of those obnoxiously loud annoying emergency broadcast signals starts, you can hit "exit to TV" and end it immediately.

you know, those are serious things. you should not take it so lightly. it could save your life one day.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:51:09 pm »

its gonna be a high scorer it looks like.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #18 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:52:36 pm »

Ryan Roberts has a tattoo on his neck. He's a slut.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:53:43 pm »

Bases loaded none out. The over/under on how many the D'Bags will score is set at 6.

BudGirl · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:54:50 pm »

hey, if a little league team can get out of bases loaded trouble two or three times in a game, then surely the astros can

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:54:59 pm »

Bazardo is behind to Reynolds...I smell a bomb coming.

BudGirl · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:55:08 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 08:53:43 pm

Bases loaded none out. The over/under on how many the D'Bags will score is set at 6.

i'll take under

subnuclear · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:56:04 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 08:55:08 pm

i'll take under

me too.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:56:14 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 08:54:50 pm

hey, if a little league team can get out of bases loaded trouble two or three times in a game, then surely the astros can

Oh well, Bazardo wasn't pitching for the LL team.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #25 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:57:15 pm »

DP. 2-2

BudGirl · « **Reply #26 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:57:59 pm »

maybe steve cardone can come pitch for the astros.

BudGirl · « **Reply #27 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:58:16 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on August 28, 2009, 08:56:04 pm

me too.

i called it first.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #28 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:58:58 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 08:55:08 pm

i'll take under

Good call BG

Bench · « **Reply #29 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:59:03 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 08:46:13 pm

you never know what people might do. they scheduled a free show to begin.

I'm fully aware of the message. It's nice to be able to ignore the brutal racket that comes with it.

Good job bearing down, Yorman. It could have been a lot worse.

BudGirl · « **Reply #30 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:59:03 pm »

2-2 end of 1

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #31 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:59:46 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 08:58:16 pm

i called it first.

Your initials are almost the same as the BBGs.

BudGirl · « **Reply #32 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:59:55 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 08:59:03 pm

I'm fully aware of the message. It's nice to be able to ignore the brutal racket that comes with it.

Good job bearing down, Yorman. It could have been a lot worse.

I'm just looking out for you. That's what friends do for friends.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #33 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:01:39 pm »

Pence grabs his ding-a-ling and settles in the batter's box.

Thats cutting edge commentary right there.

And while I typed it he strikes out on 3 pitches.

BudGirl · « **Reply #34 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:02:53 pm »

3rd one looked like a good pitch

Bench · « **Reply #35 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:02:55 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 08:59:55 pm

I'm just looking out for you. That's what friends do for friends.

I'm touched.

BudGirl · « **Reply #36 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:04:00 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:02:55 pm

I'm touched.

oh? who's there with you?

BudGirl · « **Reply #37 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:04:26 pm »

2-2 mid 2, 2 ks

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #38 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:04:40 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:02:53 pm

3rd one looked like a good pitch

Pence didn't think so apparently. He walked off shaking his head wondering when the umps started calling pitches over the plate strikes.

BudGirl · « **Reply #39 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:05:56 pm »

he seems clueless right now.

he also doesn't seem to have that enthusiasm for the game right now that people are usually talking about with him.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #40 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:06:06 pm »

Coming up: Who is Darin Erstad's favorite athlete?

I'm predicting he says Lance Berkman or Usain Bolt.

BudGirl · « **Reply #41 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:06:48 pm »

kolache eating contest coming up with the umbrella give away game.

that is one nasty ass contest.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #42 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:07:30 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:05:56 pm

he seems clueless right now.

he also doesn't seem to have that enthusiasm for the game right now that people are usually talking about with him.

He's probably afraid he is about to be put in the bullpen.

BudGirl · « **Reply #43 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:07:57 pm »

that was rather close at second

BudGirl · « **Reply #44 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:10:24 pm »

2-3 arizona after 3

3rd out was a run down

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #45 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:11:32 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:10:24 pm

2-3 arizona after 3

3rd out was a run down

And the bullpen breathes a sigh of relief that the 2nd inning is over and they haven't been called into the game yet.

Bench · « **Reply #46 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:12:37 pm »

My friends, who are nervously tolerant of my chatting with "internet friends", request a SnS poll. Dinner's over, shall we:

A) Return to rum cocktails

B) Continue with wine

or

C) Move on to champagne.

Our fate is in your hands.

BudGirl · « **Reply #47 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:12:38 pm »

what makes you think cooper wouldn't leave bazardo in there to save the bullpen tonight?

Bench · « **Reply #48 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:14:03 pm »

By the way, that was nearly a disaster of a rundown.

BatGirl · « **Reply #49 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:14:17 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:12:37 pm

My friends, who are nervously tolerant of my chatting with "internet friends", request a SnS poll. Dinner's over, shall we:

A) Return to rum cocktails

B) Continue with wine

or

C) Move on to champagne.

Our fate is in your hands.

all of the above

subnuclear · « **Reply #50 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:15:01 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:12:37 pm

My friends, who are nervously tolerant of my chatting with "internet friends", request a SnS poll. Dinner's over, shall we:

A) Return to rum cocktails

B) Continue with wine

or

C) Move on to champagne.

Our fate is in your hands.

Cycle A and B a few times then finish with C.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #51 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:15:22 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:12:37 pm

My friends, who are nervously tolerant of my chatting with "internet friends", request a SnS poll. Dinner's over, shall we:

A) Return to rum cocktails

B) Continue with wine

or

C) Move on to champagne.

Our fate is in your hands.

Wine makes women horny studies have shown.

BudGirl · « **Reply #52 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:15:31 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:12:37 pm

My friends, who are nervously tolerant of my chatting with "internet friends", request a SnS poll. Dinner's over, shall we:

A) Return to rum cocktails

B) Continue with wine

or

C) Move on to champagne.

Our fate is in your hands.

personally not a wine drinker so I'd go either a, c, or both.

Bench · « **Reply #53 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:15:43 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:14:17 pm

all of the above

Obviously. The question is what we should have now.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #54 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:16:45 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:12:38 pm

what makes you think cooper wouldn't leave bazardo in there to save the bullpen tonight?

Do you mean Cecil Cooper?

BudGirl · « **Reply #55 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:16:49 pm »

okay, i'm having a quoting issue.

i hit quote, it goes to the little box then disappears. why/

kepp is fucking amazing

i need a drink

Bench · « **Reply #56 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:17:09 pm »

Why the fuck is Keppinger getting PT? Ridiculous.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #57 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:17:20 pm »

Kepp hits a bomb.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #58 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:17:46 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:17:09 pm

Why the fuck is Keppinger getting PT? Ridiculous.

Because Cooper is a genius.

BudGirl · « **Reply #59 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:17:51 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:15:43 pm

Obviously. The question is what we should have now.

which is closest?

BatGirl · « **Reply #60 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:17:59 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:15:43 pm

Obviously. The question is what we should have now.

that's the question i was answering

Bench · « **Reply #61 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:18:16 pm »

Keppinger says rum, according to one person here. That seems to be the SnS consensus as well. I have no choice but to oblige.

BudGirl · « **Reply #62 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:18:47 pm »

do you deliver?

Bench · « **Reply #63 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:18:51 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:17:59 pm

that's the question i was answering

Good lord, woman. We only have two hands each.

SaltyParker · « **Reply #64 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:19:09 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:17:09 pm

Why the fuck is Keppinger getting PT? Ridiculous.

Blum back tomorrow so Kepp can hit the bench.

Bench · « **Reply #65 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:19:12 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:18:47 pm

do you deliver?

Is my last name Keppinger?

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #66 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:19:30 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:18:51 pm

Good lord, woman. We only have two hands each.

What, you have a problem with mixed drinks?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #67 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:19:45 pm »

Lee is a solid hitter.

BudGirl · « **Reply #68 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:20:11 pm »

i'm wondering, what would be a "girlie" topic that would make you guys squirmish to have discussed?

BudGirl · « **Reply #69 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:20:37 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:18:51 pm

Good lord, woman. We only have two hands each.

third arm broken?

Bench · « **Reply #70 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:21:02 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on August 28, 2009, 09:19:30 pm

What, you have a problem with mixed drinks?

I'm a purist. It's all my soul has going for it.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #71 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:21:15 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:20:11 pm

i'm wondering, what would be a "girlie" topic that would make you guys squirmish to have discussed?

Houston Texans football...

BudGirl · « **Reply #72 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:21:33 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:19:12 pm

Is my last name Keppinger?

would be cooler if it was.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #73 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:21:40 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:19:12 pm

Is my last name Keppinger?

Nope. Your name is Bench Pope.

Bench · « **Reply #74 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:21:55 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:20:11 pm

i'm wondering, what would be a "girlie" topic that would make you guys squirmish to have discussed?

Can you and batgirl share a cup? That would do it.

/Alkie creepiness

BudGirl · « **Reply #75 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:22:26 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on August 28, 2009, 09:21:15 pm

Houston Texans football...

you consider the Texans girlie and would not want to know what we had to say about it?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #76 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:22:36 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:20:11 pm

i'm wondering, what would be a "girlie" topic that would make you guys squirmish to have discussed?

PMS.

BudGirl · « **Reply #77 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:23:11 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:21:55 pm

Can you and batgirl share a cup? That would do it.

/Alkie creepiness

you know, i've never watched that video

Bench · « **Reply #78 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:23:18 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:22:36 pm

PMS.

The post-modern struggle knows not gender.

BudGirl · « **Reply #79 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:24:15 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:22:36 pm

PMS.

why would that scare you? seriously?

and i'm not going to start talking about it now.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #80 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:24:26 pm »

Leadoff walk. Oh boy.

BudGirl · « **Reply #81 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:25:18 pm »

don't be scared of the leadoff walk. it's what the second guy does that should scare you.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #82 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:25:44 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:24:15 pm

why would that scare you? seriously?

and i'm not going to start talking about it now.

It wouldn't scare me. You said squirmish. But some women suffering from that are scary.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #83 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:26:25 pm »

I just posted post 2300 and I am still a clark.

BudGirl · « **Reply #84 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:26:39 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:25:44 pm

It wouldn't scare me. You said squirmish. But some women suffering from that are scary.

i won't even deny that.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #85 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:27:31 pm »

We have ourselves a pitching duel tonight.

BudGirl · « **Reply #86 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:27:35 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:26:25 pm

I just posted post 2300 and I am still a clark.

sorry, maybe one day you'll be cool and not a clark anymore.

it may happen tonight if we keep this up.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #87 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:28:06 pm »

I think I will go cook spaghetti.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #88 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:28:50 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:25:18 pm

don't be scared of the leadoff walk. it's what the second guy does that should scare you.

Or the next 4 in this case.

BudGirl · « **Reply #89 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:28:55 pm »

ah, hell

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #90 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:29:17 pm »

The bullpen is up.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #91 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:30:22 pm »

Wilton Lopez is coming in.

BudGirl · « **Reply #92 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:30:31 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:29:17 pm

The bullpen is up.

the cheering woke cooper up

BudGirl · « **Reply #93 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:31:10 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:30:22 pm

Wilton Lopez is coming in.

new pitcher in the bullpen always has the short straw

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #94 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:32:39 pm »

Oh brother. The bullpen has to pitch 7 innings tonight. The Astros need to carry 22 pitchers when the rosters expand.

BudGirl · « **Reply #95 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:33:26 pm »

4 runs scored and no outs

damm

Bench · « **Reply #96 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:33:35 pm »

Welcome to the big club, Wilson.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #97 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:33:53 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:31:10 pm

new pitcher in the bullpen always has the short straw

Jim may pitch for them before it's over. And then there will be a movie about his life.

Bench · « **Reply #98 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:34:07 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:28:06 pm

I think I will go cook spaghetti.

Go for it. My ziti didn't work for the Astros.

BudGirl · « **Reply #99 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:34:48 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:34:07 pm

Go for it. My ziti didn't work for the Astros.

you should cook for me and batgirl.

especially with as much booze as you seem to have

Bench · « **Reply #100 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:35:23 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:34:48 pm

you should cook for me and batgirl.

OK but batgirl has to mix the drinks.

BudGirl · « **Reply #101 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:35:41 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:35:23 pm

OK but batgirl has to mix the drinks.

Sweet.

subnuclear · « **Reply #102 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:36:40 pm »

Quote from: subnuclear on August 28, 2009, 08:56:04 pm

me too.

I'm glad this doesn't count now.

Bench · « **Reply #103 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:36:48 pm »

Hunter just broke forward on a ball that landed in the hot tub. Nice instincts, kid.

BudGirl · « **Reply #104 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:37:14 pm »

i go pee and he gives up a homer?

you all better keep me company tonight since i'm recapping this shitfest

jmontessi · « **Reply #105 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:37:49 pm »

good gravy. the F'ing Dbacks are kicking ass and chewing gum. and they are all out of one of em.

BatGirl · « **Reply #106 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:38:32 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:35:23 pm

OK but batgirl has to mix the drinks.

bolly-stolly anyone?

jmontessi · « **Reply #107 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:39:38 pm »

Maybe we're tipping pitches.

BudGirl · « **Reply #108 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:39:48 pm »

OMFG, 2 outs!!

BudGirl · « **Reply #109 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:40:25 pm »

Quote from: jmontessi on August 28, 2009, 09:39:38 pm

Maybe we're tipping pitches.

maybe quintero is going uno, duos, ... out loud

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #110 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:42:04 pm »

Spaghetti is on. Houston pitching is not.

BudGirl · « **Reply #111 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:42:43 pm »

welcome back boone.

BudGirl · « **Reply #112 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:45:36 pm »

why do people post on facebook that they are having a nice dinner with their husband? if it is so nice, what are you doing on facebook?

inning ended

Jacksonian · « **Reply #113 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:46:22 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:37:14 pm

you all better keep me company tonight

Why?

Quote

shitfest

There's your recap.

BudGirl · « **Reply #114 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:47:15 pm »

Quote from: Jacksonian on August 28, 2009, 09:46:22 pm

Why?

There's your recap.

i try to have better standards than that. plus, i've already used the shitburger for a recap already this season.

BatGirl · « **Reply #115 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:50:05 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:45:36 pm

why do people post on facebook that they are having a nice dinner with their husband? if it is so nice, what are you dong on facebook?

most people are liars
and dongs

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #116 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:50:20 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:47:15 pm

i try to have better standards than that. plus, i've already used the shitburger for a recap already this season.

Tell em JCIII's spaghetti was good, Houston pitching was not.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #117 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:51:13 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:50:05 pm

most people are liars
and dongs

Most people type in complete
sentences.

BudGirl · « **Reply #118 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:51:58 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:50:20 pm

Tell em JCIII's spaghetti was good, Houston pitching was not.

but I don't know that to be true

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #119 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:52:56 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:51:58 pm

but I don't know that to be true

Which part?

BudGirl · « **Reply #120 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:53:51 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:52:56 pm

Which part?

the spaghetti

BatGirl · « **Reply #121 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:54:13 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:42:04 pm

Spaghetti is on. Houston pitching is not.

complete sentences
got it

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #122 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:54:41 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:53:51 pm

the spaghetti

It's good.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #123 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:55:46 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:54:13 pm

complete sentences
got it

You could learn alot from me.

BudGirl · « **Reply #124 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:55:58 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:54:41 pm

It's good.

says you. do you have witnesses to verfiy it is so? you can't just say something here and not expect it to be challenged. you've been around here long enough to know that.

BatGirl · « **Reply #125 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:56:13 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:55:46 pm

You could learn alot from me.

alot
got it

BudGirl · « **Reply #126 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:57:41 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 09:55:46 pm

You could learn alot from me.

she could learn how to boil spaghetti in a pot.

do you make your own sauce? or is it Ragu?

BudGirl · « **Reply #127 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:58:31 pm »

hey hunter, that's how you track a ball.

sweet baby bourn is amazing.

Bench · « **Reply #128 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:58:52 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:54:13 pm

complete sentences
got it

cadence is
a gift even when
it is unintentional

Bench · « **Reply #129 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:59:22 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:38:32 pm

bolly-stolly anyone?

I give. What is bolly?

subnuclear · « **Reply #130 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:00:00 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:59:22 pm

I give. What is bolly?

1 oz. Stolichnaya vodka
4 oz. Bollinger Champagne

I had to look it up.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #131 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:00:21 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:57:41 pm

she could learn how to boil spaghetti in a pot.

do you make your own sauce? or is it Ragu?

Hunt's, actually. I hope you're not disappointed

BudGirl · « **Reply #132 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:01:13 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:59:22 pm

I give. What is bolly?

http://www.sfbartending.com/drink-recipes/wines/bolly-stolly.html

Ron Brand · « **Reply #133 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:02:08 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 09:47:15 pm

i try to have better standards than that. plus, i've already used the shitburger for a recap already this season.

So what you're saying is that you need some Shitburger Helper.

BatGirl · « **Reply #134 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:02:12 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 09:59:22 pm

I give. What is bolly?

bollinger champagne
mixed with stolichnaya vodka

BudGirl · « **Reply #135 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:02:13 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 10:00:21 pm

Hunt's, actually. I hope you're not disappointed

Did you add anything to it.?

10-4 at the end of 4

BudGirl · « **Reply #136 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:03:06 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:02:12 pm

bollinger champagne
mixed with stolichnaya vodka

yes, please.

Bench · « **Reply #137 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:04:01 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:01:13 pm

http://www.sfbartending.com/drink-recipes/wines/bolly-stolly.html

I can't say that the recipe excites me, but I'm more than willing to give it a try.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #138 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:04:39 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on August 28, 2009, 10:02:08 pm

So what you're saying is that you need some Shitburger Helper.

That should be Cooper's nickname.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #139 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:05:14 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:02:13 pm

Did you add anything to it.?

10-4 at the end of 4

A little ground beef.

BatGirl · « **Reply #140 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:05:22 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:04:01 pm

I can't say that the recipe excites me, but I'm more than willing to give it a try.

it's like giving your champagne
a little turbo-charge
doesn't add much at all to the taste

BudGirl · « **Reply #141 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:05:48 pm »

i still love you michael.

aka sweet baby bourn

BudGirl · « **Reply #142 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:06:29 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:04:01 pm

I can't say that the recipe excites me, but I'm more than willing to give it a try.

when are you making it for us? the ziti that is.

BatGirl · « **Reply #143 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:07:31 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:06:29 pm

when are you making it for us? the ziti that is.

also
what do you know of cherry turnovers?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #144 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:07:41 pm »

This game sucks.

BudGirl · « **Reply #145 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:07:41 pm »

still 4-10 mid 5

BudGirl · « **Reply #146 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:08:20 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:07:31 pm

also
what do you know of cherry turnovers?

just because I won't make them for you doesn't mean you need to go whoring yourself out for them

BudGirl · « **Reply #147 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:09:06 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 10:07:41 pm

This game sucks.

are you saying baseball sucks? blasphemy.

Bench · « **Reply #148 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:09:41 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:05:22 pm

it's like giving your champagne
a little turbo-charge
doesn't add much at all to the taste

It seems like they wouldn't physically blend, but then again last Sunday I had, for lack of a better name, a mimosadriver [champagne, orange juice and absolut orange] and that worked just dandy. Of course, that was the product of the bartender fucking with me after I kept alternating between mimosas and screwdrivers and by that point anything would have been enthusiastically acceptable to me.

BudGirl · « **Reply #149 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:10:51 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:09:41 pm

It seems like they wouldn't physically blend, but then again last Sunday I had, for lack of a better name, a mimosadriver [champagne, orange juice and absolut orange] and that worked just dandy. Of course, that was the product of the bartender fucking with me after I kept alternating between mimosas and screwdrivers and by that point anything would have been enthusiastically acceptable to me.

we'll never know until she makes them for us.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #150 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:11:04 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:09:06 pm

are you saying baseball sucks? blasphemy.

No ma'am. Baseball is a glorious game. The one being played in Arizona tonight sucks.

BatGirl · « **Reply #151 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:11:16 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:08:20 pm

just because I won't make them for you doesn't mean you need to go whoring yourself out for them

it is a national (holi)day for them today
show some respect

Bench · « **Reply #152 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:11:34 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:06:29 pm

when are you making it for us? the ziti that is.

Hell, I can do much better than ziti for you gals. That was just throwing something together after changing plans at the last minute.

BudGirl · « **Reply #153 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:12:22 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:11:34 pm

Hell, I can do much better than ziti for you gals. That was just throwing something together after changing plans at the last minute.

we (I) love a man that can work a stove.

BudGirl · « **Reply #154 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:13:09 pm »

matsui flashing some glove there.

Bench · « **Reply #155 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:14:24 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 10:07:41 pm

This game sucks.

Music and copious amounts of booze are a magical thing. Any sober group of people would have turned this game off by now, but the folks over here haven't said a peep.

Trust me, in mid February you would trade a sixer of shiner to watch a game like this.

BudGirl · « **Reply #156 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:14:32 pm »

cheap hit gets the rbi.

BudGirl · « **Reply #157 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:15:17 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:14:24 pm

Music and copious amounts of booze are a magical thing. Any sober group of people would have turned this game off by now, but the folks over here haven't said a peep.

Trust me, in mid February you would trade a sixer of shiner to watch a game like this.

are you onto the wine? assuming you started with the rum?

BatGirl · « **Reply #158 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:16:10 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:14:24 pm

Trust me, in mid February you would trade a sixer of shiner to watch a game like this.

i start to feel that way by november

BudGirl · « **Reply #159 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:16:47 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:16:10 pm

i start to feel that way by november

i totally believe that with the way you are reacting over cherry turnovers.

BudGirl · « **Reply #160 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:17:08 pm »

com'on astros one more out and this inning is over.

Bench · « **Reply #161 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:18:29 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:15:17 pm

are you onto the wine? assuming you started with the rum?

It went rum -> wine (with dinner) -> rum -> chaos. I'm trying to live up to batgirl's lofty advice with a rum and soda as well as a glass of wine in front of me, others have gone to just wine, rum, or beer. The champagne remains chilled but unopened. Maybe we'll have an epic comeback to commemorate. Or at least a rollicking game of taboo.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #162 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:20:08 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:18:29 pm

It went rum -> wine (with dinner) -> rum -> chaos. I'm trying to live up to batgirl's lofty advice with a rum and soda as well as a glass of wine in front of me, others have gone to just wine, rum, or beer. The champagne remains chilled but unopened. Maybe we'll have an epic comeback to commemorate. Or at least a rollicking game of taboo.

Maybe you could set your sights a tad lower, celebrate a scoreless inning or something. No reason to hold up the party needlessly.

BudGirl · « **Reply #163 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:20:09 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:18:29 pm

It went rum -> wine (with dinner) -> rum -> chaos. I'm trying to live up to batgirl's lofty advice with a rum and soda as well as a glass of wine in front of me, others have gone to just wine, rum, or beer. The champagne remains chilled but unopened. Maybe we'll have an epic comeback to commemorate. Or at least a rollicking game of taboo.

taboo is so old. you should check out loaded questions.

BudGirl · « **Reply #164 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:21:25 pm »

4-11 them end of 5

BudGirl · « **Reply #165 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:22:25 pm »

Does anyone else get the suitmart commercials?

I'm wondering who told those old guys those were cool commercials?

BatGirl · « **Reply #166 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:22:58 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:18:29 pm

I'm trying to live up to batgirl's lofty advice with a rum and soda as well as a glass of wine in front of me

if you get a big ass glass and mix them all together
you've got yourself a mai tai

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #167 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:23:24 pm »

Erstad likes Ed Reed

BudGirl · « **Reply #168 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:23:55 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 10:05:14 pm

A little ground beef.

at least you didn't eat just spaghetti and sauce. your friday evening would have really sucked then.

BudGirl · « **Reply #169 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:24:44 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:22:58 pm

if you get a big ass glass and mix them all together
you've got yourself a mai tai

doubt it would taste like the ones i've had previously.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #170 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:25:48 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:23:55 pm

at least you didn't eat just spaghetti and sauce. your friday evening would have really sucked then.

Yep

BudGirl · « **Reply #171 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:26:10 pm »

thinking of mai tai's. i had a good one in Boise, Idaho.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #172 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:26:45 pm »

11-5! Bust out the bubbly!

Bench · « **Reply #173 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:26:54 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:22:58 pm

if you get a big ass glass and mix them all together
you've got yourself a mai tai

Wine in a mai tai? Wow. I appreciate creative mixology.

BudGirl · « **Reply #174 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:27:01 pm »

holy crap, astros are starting the rally in the 6th inning.

tejada hbp
pence double, tejada scored

5-11

BudGirl · « **Reply #175 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:28:10 pm »

pence scores on matsui's triple

6-11

BatGirl · « **Reply #176 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:28:57 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:26:54 pm

I appreciate creative mixology.

one of my best subjects in college

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #177 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:29:53 pm »

I hate the Cardinals

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #178 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:30:56 pm »

Well at last Q fouled a couple off that at bat.

BudGirl · « **Reply #179 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:32:32 pm »

q needs to stop hitting his head/helmet with the bat when he swings and misses. that can't be good for his noggin.

Bench · « **Reply #180 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:32:45 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 10:29:53 pm

I hate the Cardinals

Me too. By the way, what is the white domed building that is always featured in pictures of St. Louis? I always figured it was the state house or capitol building, but a few months ago a synapse fired and I realized that with Jefferson City as the state capitol, it would be an odd location.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #181 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:32:58 pm »

The Rays traded Kazmir and got out from under his contract.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #182 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:34:24 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:32:45 pm

Me too. By the way, what is the white domed building that is always featured in pictures of St. Louis? I always figured it was the state house or capitol building, but a few months ago a synapse fired and I realized that with Jefferson City as the state capitol, it would be an odd location.

I don't know.

BudGirl · « **Reply #183 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:34:39 pm »

the astros pitchers just do not want to win this game. why? why?

BudGirl · « **Reply #184 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:35:04 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:32:45 pm

Me too. By the way, what is the white domed building that is always featured in pictures of St. Louis? I always figured it was the state house or capitol building, but a few months ago a synapse fired and I realized that with Jefferson City as the state capitol, it would be an odd location.

no idea. google it.

BudGirl · « **Reply #185 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:36:10 pm »

great catch lee

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #186 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:36:22 pm »

Lee with a running catch.

Bench · « **Reply #187 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:38:05 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:35:04 pm

no idea. google it.

I try not to give St. Louis that much respect.

By the way, last night at pub trivia a question was "Which midwestern city is rated the worst to live in for asthmatics by [some random health/asthma organization]?"

I figured based upon Craig's visits to the city alone, it had to be St. Louis. I was right.

Bench · « **Reply #188 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:38:53 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 10:32:58 pm

The Rays traded Kazmir and got out from under his contract.

Really? After the deal with Angles fell through? Was the deal resurrected, or was it to another team?

BudGirl · « **Reply #189 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:40:27 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:38:05 pm

I try not to give St. Louis that much respect.

By the way, last night at pub trivia a question was "Which midwestern city is rated the worst to live in for asthmatics by [some random health/asthma organization]?"

I figured based upon Craig's visits to the city alone, it had to be St. Louis. I was right.

the ways SNS will benefit you are neverending.

BudGirl · « **Reply #190 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:41:11 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:38:53 pm

Really? After the deal with Angles fell through? Was the deal resurrected, or was it to another team?

angels
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4429766

BudGirl · « **Reply #191 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:45:11 pm »

first major league at bat and it goes a long fucking way to straight center

14-6 them

i don't think the astros are going to make it back to win this game

BudGirl · « **Reply #192 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:48:16 pm »

Quote from: Bench on August 28, 2009, 10:38:05 pm

I try not to give St. Louis that much respect.

By the way, last night at pub trivia a question was "Which midwestern city is rated the worst to live in for asthmatics by [some random health/asthma organization]?"

I figured based upon Craig's visits to the city alone, it had to be St. Louis. I was right.

is this it? http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_259/1208394607NQt895.jpg

if so, it is the historic Old Courthouse in downtown

BudGirl · « **Reply #193 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:50:19 pm »

maysonet hitting

Bench · « **Reply #194 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:55:37 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on August 28, 2009, 10:48:16 pm

is this it? http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_259/1208394607NQt895.jpg

if so, it is the historic Old Courthouse in downtown

That's it. I almost wish I had asthma so I could hack a hairball on it.

Even when Keppinger misses it works out tonight. Morgan must be proud.

SaltyParker · « **Reply #195 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:57:24 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on August 28, 2009, 10:32:58 pm

The Rays traded Kazmir and got out from under his contract.

I am surprised he cleared waivers

BudGirl · « **Reply #196 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:59:19 pm »

6-14 mid 7

i bet the sammy jim knows comes out tonight

BudGirl · « **Reply #197 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:02:53 pm »

the trainer form aa corpus is getting the call up also.

BudGirl · « **Reply #198 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:14:56 pm »

7-14 mid 8

hunter homered

Ron Brand · « **Reply #199 on:** August 28, 2009, 11:19:08 pm »

14-7 in the 8th and he's got Hawkins in and Blinky up in the pen.