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A Birdie Told Me
« on: August 27, 2009, 08:16:27 am »
Oswalt very critical of teammates following tonight's game, saying they played with no fire and are dead.

“You’ve got to get it from the top, to come in and get us going. You can’t play dead, especially against guys in first place."

“If you don’t give 100 percent, you’re cheating him and cheating the fans of Houston," Oswalt said.

“We’ve got an owner that pays us money to come to play, and we’ve got to play,” Oswalt said.

 “The team atmosphere is dead,” Oswalt said. “There’s no fire."

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Re: A Birdie Told Me
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2009, 09:18:13 am »
Oswalt very critical of teammates following tonight's game, saying they played with no fire and are dead.

“You’ve got to get it from the top, to come in and get us going. You can’t play dead, especially against guys in first place."

“If you don’t give 100 percent, you’re cheating him and cheating the fans of Houston," Oswalt said.

“We’ve got an owner that pays us money to come to play, and we’ve got to play,” Oswalt said.

 “The team atmosphere is dead,” Oswalt said. “There’s no fire."

(McTaggert Tweets)



I don't disagree with anything that Roy said, but I wonder if he's trying to talk his way off the team.
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Re: A Birdie Told Me
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2009, 09:20:14 am »
This team has a few problems, but it does look like he's right about the lack of fire. I don't know what he means about it coming from the top-Tejada is maybe the most rah-rah guy on the team and Coop might "lead" by yelling or something, but we've bemoaned the lack of a team leader for years now and Puma isn't going to be that guy.
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2009, 09:22:16 am »
I took the top person as being Cooper.
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 09:26:55 am »
Roy is tied with Mike Hampton for 3rd on this team in wins. With 7. Perhaps he needs to look in the mirror a bit before lobbing his next gripe about his teammates or the org not doing enough to win.
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2009, 09:30:01 am »
The quotes are in reverse chronological order.  They're cheating Drayton and the fans. I interpreted that he's then calling out Coop's responsibility "to come in and get us going".  
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2009, 09:33:46 am »
I took the top person as being Cooper.

as did i.
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2009, 09:36:43 am »
as did i.

I'm okay with it being cooper.  anything to get rid of cooper is fine with me.
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2009, 09:43:57 am »
I'm okay with it being cooper.  anything to get rid of cooper is fine with me.

Agreed. I thought that it was a direct shot at Cooper.
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Re: A Birdie Told Me
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2009, 09:47:53 am »
Roy is tied with Mike Hampton for 3rd on this team in wins. With 7. Perhaps he needs to look in the mirror a bit before lobbing his next gripe about his teammates or the org not doing enough to win.

i agree with this 1000%.
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2009, 09:51:06 am »
So where do you come down on the question of "pros need to bring their own fire" vs. "damn tough to do that when the manager is clueless"?
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2009, 09:52:12 am »
to me, they are separate issues.
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2009, 10:03:02 am »
I can see that. They're well paid and it's not just for their ability.
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2009, 10:06:36 am »
Anyone else think he's been taking the Billy Wagner coorespondence course for Contract Negotiations Through the Media?

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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2009, 10:10:04 am »
Anyone else think he's been taking the Billy Wagner coorespondence course for Contract Negotiations Through the Media?

exactly what i thought--Wagner lite.
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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2009, 10:16:08 am »
There's a variety of ways to interpret the comments, but I'm going with (1) Roy calling out Cooper and (2) trying to light a fire under everyone on the team in spite of Cooper.
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2009, 10:18:58 am »
There's a variety of ways to interpret the comments, but I'm going with (1) Roy calling out Cooper and (2) trying to light a fire under everyone on the team in spite of Cooper.

you do not do ANYTHING postive by calling out your teammates without acknowledging your role in the lousy season.
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2009, 10:19:46 am »
There's a variety of ways to interpret the comments, but I'm going with (1) Roy calling out Cooper and (2) trying to light a fire under everyone on the team in spite of Cooper.

I'm seeing it more as a mandate to improve the team (by the removal of Cooper) while laying the ground work for a trade in the offseason.  He'll make a fine number 2 for the Braves next year.

You'll know he's serioud if he DIRECTLY criticizes Drayton.

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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2009, 10:30:59 am »
you do not do ANYTHING postive by calling out your teammates without acknowledging your role in the lousy season.

saying anything positive does not fit into his current agenda

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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2009, 10:32:33 am »
I'm seeing it more as a mandate to improve the team (by the removal of Cooper) while laying the ground work for a trade in the offseason.  He'll make a fine number 2 for the Braves next year.

You'll know he's serioud if he DIRECTLY criticizes Drayton.

The Braves won't have any use for him.  Their rotation for 2010:  Vasquez, Lowe, Jurjenns, Hudson, Hanson.  

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« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2009, 10:36:31 am »
anything to get rid of cooper is fine with me.

I know a guy across the border that can make him disappear for $500.  Should I set up a PayPal account?
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« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2009, 10:41:59 am »
I know a guy across the border that can make him disappear for $500.  Should I set up a PayPal account?

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« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2009, 11:10:23 am »
you do not do ANYTHING postive by calling out your teammates without acknowledging your role in the lousy season.

I agree.  I think his frustrations runneth over.
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« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2009, 11:41:36 am »
maybe the team finally has a leader .. someone needs to step up and take over.
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« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2009, 11:47:50 am »
Roy's not the leader.
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« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2009, 11:53:01 am »
maybe the team finally has a leader .. someone needs to step up and take over.

Eerie. I was just thinking the same thing.
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« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2009, 12:01:01 pm »
Eerie. I was just thinking the same thing.

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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2009, 12:01:47 pm »
Now Berkman's taking the reigns.  I never thought I'd see the day when Puma embraced a leadership role to this degree; not a knock on him, really, it just never seemed like his thing.
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« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2009, 12:14:19 pm »
maybe the team finally has a leader .. someone needs to step up and take over.

who would that be, pray tell? you think what Roy said demonstrates leadership?
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« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2009, 12:43:38 pm »
Fwiw, I don't think a pitcher can be THE leader of a ballclub.  He can be a guy who has the right attitude though and always battle to keep his team in a game, a guy who wants the ball and who the team wants to have the ball in a big game.  He can be the guy who the whole team wants to pick up when he doesn't have his best stuff.  I don't think roy's that guy right now.

Also, I'd be curious if you guys had any examples where you thought a pitcher was the leader of a team.   

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« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2009, 12:46:31 pm »
Now Berkman's taking the reigns.  I never thought I'd see the day when Puma embraced a leadership role to this degree; not a knock on him, really, it just never seemed like his thing.

Now that I'm not relying on my Blackberry, I can see that there was a link in your message. Wasn't Puma or Wade talking about his trying to be a leader before the season, that it was time for him to step up? Maybe he can do it, I don't know, but I'm not optimistic that he's that kind of guy. I'd love to be wrong on this.
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« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2009, 12:47:28 pm »
Fwiw, I don't think a pitcher can be THE leader of a ballclub.  He can be a guy who has the right attitude though and always battle to keep his team in a game, a guy who wants the ball and who the team wants to have the ball in a big game.  He can be the guy who the whole team wants to pick up when he doesn't have his best stuff.  I don't think roy's that guy right now.

Also, I'd be curious if you guys had any examples where you thought a pitcher was the leader of a team.   

I'm just going on a little shred of memory, but I don't think Bob Gibson was the kind of guy you'd want to slack off around.
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« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2009, 01:14:31 pm »
Fwiw, I don't think a pitcher can be THE leader of a ballclub.  He can be a guy who has the right attitude though and always battle to keep his team in a game, a guy who wants the ball and who the team wants to have the ball in a big game.  He can be the guy who the whole team wants to pick up when he doesn't have his best stuff.  I don't think roy's that guy right now.

Also, I'd be curious if you guys had any examples where you thought a pitcher was the leader of a team.   

As a former pitcher, I agree with you.
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« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2009, 01:20:20 pm »
As a former pitcher, I agree with you.

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« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2009, 01:40:19 pm »
alysonfooter:  Coop says he disagrees with Oswalt's assessment team playing with no fire. (via @brianmctaggart)

/tweet.

Well I guess that settles it.  The team IS dead.
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« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2009, 01:44:58 pm »
My grandpa used to love telling me stories about what a mean SOB Bob Gibson was.  Pitching on a broken leg was his favorite.
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« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2009, 01:46:53 pm »
Fwiw, I don't think a pitcher can be THE leader of a ballclub.  He can be a guy who has the right attitude though and always battle to keep his team in a game, a guy who wants the ball and who the team wants to have the ball in a big game.  He can be the guy who the whole team wants to pick up when he doesn't have his best stuff.  I don't think roy's that guy right now.

Also, I'd be curious if you guys had any examples where you thought a pitcher was the leader of a team.   
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« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2009, 01:48:13 pm »
alysonfooter:  Coop says he disagrees with Oswalt's assessment team playing with no fire. (via @brianmctaggart)

/tweet.

Well I guess that settles it.  The team IS dead.

Followed by:

alysonfooter: Berkman calls team meeting to remind players to keep pushing, says he understands O's frustration.  (via @brianmctaggart)
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« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2009, 01:48:42 pm »
How about the drama queen? 

You've got to be kidding me.  Roger Clemens has never led a college or professional team.
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« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2009, 02:04:07 pm »
Was Nolan Ryan ever considered a team leader?

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« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2009, 02:05:44 pm »
My grandpa used to love telling me stories about what a mean SOB Bob Gibson was.  Pitching on a broken leg was his favorite.

My dad also loved sharing stories with me about him as well.  While I don't doubt it, he also played on a lot of teams with Stan the Man.

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« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2009, 02:09:16 pm »
I'm just going on a little shred of memory, but I don't think Bob Gibson was the kind of guy you'd want to slack off around.

First name that came to my mind too.
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« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2009, 02:09:44 pm »
My dad also loved sharing stories with me about him as well.  While I don't doubt it, he also played on a lot of teams with Stan the Man.

Bob Gibson's dad used to tell him stories about Jim R.
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« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2009, 02:11:44 pm »
Bob Gibson's dad used to tell him stories about Jim R.

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« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2009, 02:12:28 pm »
My dad also loved sharing stories with me about him as well.  While I don't doubt it, he also played on a lot of teams with Stan the Man.

And Ken Boyer. I don't think you could over estimate his leadership on those Cardinal teams of the 60s.
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« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2009, 02:19:08 pm »
This is JUST what the doctor ordered: a little old man smack to liven things up around here. The best part is that the old man will smack back.

Something like this?
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« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2009, 02:23:39 pm »
Something like this?

I was really worried that link was going to be something along the lines of Lemonparty.com meets Swedish BDSM fantasy.

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« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2009, 02:25:54 pm »
I was really worried that link was going to be something along the lines of Lemonparty.com meets Swedish BDSM fantasy.

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« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2009, 02:29:47 pm »
I was really worried that link was going to be something along the lines of Lemonparty.com meets Swedish BDSM fantasy.

I think that says more about you than it does about me.
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« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2009, 02:44:05 pm »
You've got to be kidding me.  Roger Clemens has never led a college or professional team.
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« Reply #50 on: August 27, 2009, 02:49:52 pm »
I'm seeing it more as a mandate to improve the team (by the removal of Cooper) while laying the ground work for a trade in the offseason.  He'll make a fine number 2 for the Braves next year.

Footer mentioned in her blog the other day that Roy has a ranch outside St. Louis...
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« Reply #51 on: August 27, 2009, 03:10:33 pm »
Footer mentioned in her blog the other day that Roy has a ranch outside St. Louis...
Ugh I saw that too and just about threw up.

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« Reply #52 on: August 27, 2009, 03:13:51 pm »
Ugh I saw that too and just about threw up.

Why?  Could just be cheap land.  His home is in Mississippi, isn't it?
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« Reply #53 on: August 27, 2009, 03:18:28 pm »
More awesome tweetery:

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« Reply #54 on: August 27, 2009, 03:31:29 pm »
Why?  Could just be cheap land.  His home is in Mississippi, isn't it?

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« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2009, 03:54:34 pm »
More awesome tweetery:

There is a Maysonet sighting on the on-deck circle. And here I thought it was against the rules to let him play.
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Here's another good one:

Berkman story on Astros.com. He called a team meeting. Coop doesn't think the team is playing without any fire. *snicker*

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« Reply #56 on: August 27, 2009, 03:59:29 pm »
Here's another good one:

Berkman story on Astros.com. He called a team meeting. Coop doesn't think the team is playing without any fire. *snicker*

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« Reply #57 on: August 27, 2009, 04:11:43 pm »
Paging Gizz......

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« Reply #58 on: August 27, 2009, 04:13:33 pm »
Between Footer, McTaggart, Ortiz, Justice, Oswalt, Sampson and just about everyone else with the platform to take shots at Cooper through the media, I believe we've reached the critical mass needed to fully turn the unwashed masses. If Coop is still employed when the 'Stros return to MMPUS on September 4th (and I'd be willing to bet a few bucks that he won't be), I doubt Drayton's going to hear a lot of positive opinions about his manager when walking the concourse.
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« Reply #59 on: August 27, 2009, 04:27:30 pm »
Between Footer, McTaggart, Ortiz, Justice, Oswalt, Sampson and just about everyone else with the platform to take shots at Cooper through the media, I believe we've reached the critical mass needed to fully turn the unwashed masses. If Coop is still employed when the 'Stros return to MMPUS on September 4th (and I'd be willing to bet a few bucks that he won't be), I doubt Drayton's going to hear a lot of positive opinions about his manager when walking the concourse.

What value is there in firing a manager with 4 weeks left in the season?  I'm not being a smart ass, I just don't see the point.

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« Reply #60 on: August 27, 2009, 04:27:41 pm »
Between Footer, McTaggart, Ortiz, Justice, Oswalt, Sampson and just about everyone else with the platform to take shots at Cooper through the media, I believe we've reached the critical mass needed to fully turn the unwashed masses. If Coop is still employed when the 'Stros return to MMPUS on September 4th (and I'd be willing to bet a few bucks that he won't be), I doubt Drayton's going to hear a lot of positive opinions about his manager when walking the concourse.
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« Reply #61 on: August 27, 2009, 04:30:17 pm »
What value is there in firing a manager with 4 weeks left in the season?  I'm not being a smart ass, I just don't see the point.

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« Reply #62 on: August 27, 2009, 04:30:59 pm »
What value is there in firing a manager with 4 weeks left in the season?  I'm not being a smart ass, I just don't see the point.


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« Reply #63 on: August 27, 2009, 04:33:11 pm »
What value is there in firing a manager with 4 weeks left in the season?  I'm not being a smart ass, I just don't see the point.

Saving bullpen arms?
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« Reply #64 on: August 27, 2009, 04:35:37 pm »
What value is there in firing a manager with 4 weeks left in the season?  I'm not being a smart ass, I just don't see the point.


Agreed, other than injuring more pitchers.  Personally, I'd like to see the Astros have the offseason to engage in a full search for a managerial replacement, both in-house and out of it.  While there may be great in-house candidates, it wouldn't be ideal to appoint a guy for the last 22 games of the season and have performance during that time effectively determine whether or not he'll stay on for next season, which will likely be the appealing option because it will be the low cost option.

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« Reply #65 on: August 27, 2009, 04:36:57 pm »
An extra month to try to rediscover the Hunter Pence of April?

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« Reply #66 on: August 27, 2009, 04:39:16 pm »
Agreed, other than injuring more pitchers.  Personally, I'd like to see the Astros have the offseason to engage in a full search for a managerial replacement, both in-house and out of it.  While there may be great in-house candidates, it wouldn't be ideal to appoint a guy for the last 22 games of the season and have performance during that time effectively determine whether or not he'll stay on for next season, which will likely be the appealing option because it will be the low cost option.

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« Reply #67 on: August 27, 2009, 04:42:00 pm »
While there may be great in-house candidates, it wouldn't be ideal to appoint a guy for the last 22 games of the season and have performance during that time effectively determine whether or not he'll stay on for next season...

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« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2009, 04:42:42 pm »
What value is there in firing a manager with 4 weeks left in the season?  I'm not being a smart ass, I just don't see the point.


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« Reply #69 on: August 27, 2009, 04:44:42 pm »
Okay, really, I'm turned around on this.

Fire the staff and let the players manage.  Blum for player/manager.

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« Reply #70 on: August 27, 2009, 04:49:24 pm »
What value is there in firing a manager with 4 weeks left in the season?  I'm not being a smart ass, I just don't see the point.


Oh, I'm with you. I don't see the point either, but I'm trying think in terms of Drayton's perspective. He's not one to let a PR debacle linger without reacting, even when the timing or solution doesn't make a ton of sense.

On a personal level, the value to me would be the relief of knowing with certainty that we won't be heading into 2010 with Cooper at the wheel again. I mean, I believe he's getting fired, but i don't know, you know? The sooner it's confirmed, the sooner I can have joy in my heart and learn to feel love again.
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« Reply #71 on: August 27, 2009, 05:03:32 pm »
Oh, I'm with you. I don't see the point either, but I'm trying think in terms of Drayton's perspective. He's not one to let a PR debacle linger without reacting, even when the timing or solution doesn't make a ton of sense.

On a personal level, the value to me would be the relief of knowing with certainty that we won't be heading into 2010 with Cooper at the wheel again. I mean, I believe he's getting fired, but i don't know, you know? The sooner it's confirmed, the sooner I can have joy in my heart and learn to feel love again.
Amen. But I also think this point has some merit:
Personally, I'd like to see the Astros have the offseason to engage in a full search for a managerial replacement, both in-house and out of it.  While there may be great in-house candidates, it wouldn't be ideal to appoint a guy for the last 22 games of the season and have performance during that time effectively determine whether or not he'll stay on for next season, which will likely be the appealing option because it will be the low cost option.

I also think it would be pretty awesome to have Blum as player/manager.
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« Reply #72 on: August 27, 2009, 05:10:37 pm »

On a personal level, the value to me would be the relief of knowing with certainty that we won't be heading into 2010 with Cooper at the wheel again. I mean, I believe he's getting fired, but i don't know, you know? The sooner it's confirmed, the sooner I can have joy in my heart and learn to feel love again.

This is one reason I want him gone.

The other is to ensure he manage a bullpen any longer.
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« Reply #73 on: August 27, 2009, 05:15:48 pm »
Cooper is only part of the problem.
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« Reply #74 on: August 27, 2009, 06:11:19 pm »
Amen. But I also think this point has some merit:

I would tend to agree. Or, at least, I'm of the opinion that Wadesmith would tend to agree.
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« Reply #75 on: August 27, 2009, 11:03:02 pm »
Between Footer, McTaggart, Ortiz, Justice, Oswalt, Sampson and just about everyone else with the platform to take shots at Cooper through the media, I believe we've reached the critical mass needed to fully turn the unwashed masses. If Coop is still employed when the 'Stros return to MMPUS on September 4th (and I'd be willing to bet a few bucks that he won't be), I doubt Drayton's going to hear a lot of positive opinions about his manager when walking the concourse.

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« Reply #76 on: August 27, 2009, 11:04:10 pm »
What value is there in firing a manager with 4 weeks left in the season?  I'm not being a smart ass, I just don't see the point.


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« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2009, 08:01:16 am »
Saving bullpen arms?
An extra month to try to rediscover the Hunter Pence of April?

This is the Hunter Pence.  What you see is what you get.  People need to stop expecting him to be Ted Williams. 
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« Reply #78 on: August 28, 2009, 08:24:41 am »
This is the Hunter Pence.  What you see is what you get.  People need to stop expecting him to be Ted Williams. 

He's not as good as he was before the All-Star break, but I don't think he's a bad as he's been since the All-Star break.  The answer is somewhere in between.


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« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2009, 08:43:21 am »
What value is there in firing a manager with 4 weeks left in the season?  I'm not being a smart ass, I just don't see the point.


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« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2009, 08:50:02 am »
People need to stop expecting him to be Ted Williams. 

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« Reply #82 on: August 28, 2009, 09:43:27 am »
He's not as good as he was before the All-Star break, but I don't think he's a bad as he's been since the All-Star break.  The answer is somewhere in between.

He's a .280/20HR/80RBI hitter.  That's what he is.  And there's nothing wrong with that, those are solid numbers.  But even still, some have this expectation that he should be hitting .320.  And don't get me wrong, I'm glad he hit well early and he was an All-Star, but the it's perpetuated the misconception that he is that kind of elite player.
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« Reply #83 on: August 28, 2009, 09:56:06 am »
He's a .280/20HR/80RBI hitter.  That's what he is. 

This is what I'm saying.  I don't think he's a .320+ guy.  I also don't think he's a <.250 guy, which is about where he's been since the ASB.

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« Reply #84 on: August 28, 2009, 10:07:05 am »
This is what I'm saying.  I don't think he's a .320+ guy.  I also don't think he's a <.250 guy, which is about where he's been since the ASB.


I was thinking about where he's at for the season, which I think is pretty close to what I would expect, season numberwise.  He's obviously struggled in recent months.  Looking it up, he's hitting .212 with a .239 OBP for August.  Obviously I don't think he's that bad either.  He has gotten progressively worse this year though.
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« Reply #85 on: August 28, 2009, 10:10:18 am »
This is what I'm saying.  I don't think he's a .320+ guy.  I also don't think he's a <.250 guy, which is about where he's been since the ASB.

And he's not the "pull-hitter, drive in runs" type of hitter that say a Carlos Lee is.  Ironically, Lee is far from being just a big ol' pull hitter, he's actually a very refined ,300+ hitter who knows the value of hitting the ball to right field to drive in a ton of runs.  Elite is Lee, Berkman... not so much Hunter unless he were to somehow do two things: Quit trying to pull an outside pitch that is a breaking ball (pulling off the ball) and start being a situational hitter (re: know what situation you're in and let the play come to you instead of going up there hacking, Chuckie B....)

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« Reply #86 on: August 28, 2009, 10:12:59 am »

I was thinking about where he's at for the season, which I think is pretty close to what I would expect, season numberwise.  He's obviously struggled in recent months.  Looking it up, he's hitting .212 with a .239 OBP for August.  Obviously I don't think he's that bad either.  He has gotten progressively worse this year though.

That is the thing, he's actually become a worse hitter than he was when he first came up.  Aggressiveness was his trait when he first came up plus the ability to meet any challenge pitch with an equally impressive show of strength and power.  His slugging was impressive.  But he's not showing that any more, more in spurts and mainly because the pitcher makes a mistake and forgets that that is Hunter Pence in the box and he'll swing at anything.  Why anyone would throw him a challenge fastball is beyond me.

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« Reply #87 on: August 28, 2009, 10:22:09 am »
That is the thing, he's actually become a worse hitter than he was when he first came up.  Aggressiveness was his trait when he first came up plus the ability to meet any challenge pitch with an equally impressive show of strength and power.  His slugging was impressive.  But he's not showing that any more, more in spurts and mainly because the pitcher makes a mistake and forgets that that is Hunter Pence in the box and he'll swing at anything.  Why anyone would throw him a challenge fastball is beyond me.

He goes as his approach goes, for sure. When he's patient with the outside breaking balls, and hits everything else hard to where it's pitched, he's an extremely impressive hitter (see late April - early June). The rest of the time, he's atrocious.

Over the season, it averages out to HH's expectation, but some degree of consistency would be nice. There's such a huge difference between a steady guy whose average is somewhere between .260 and .300 all year, and Hunter, who could be at .210 or .380 at any given point in the year. I think he needs a daily regimen of Sean Berry subliminal hitting instruction in his iPod, and several fistfuls of ritalin.
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« Reply #88 on: August 28, 2009, 10:58:10 am »
He goes as his approach goes, for sure. When he's patient with the outside breaking balls, and hits everything else hard to where it's pitched, he's an extremely impressive hitter (see late April - early June). The rest of the time, he's atrocious.

Over the season, it averages out to HH's expectation, but some degree of consistency would be nice. There's such a huge difference between a steady guy whose average is somewhere between .260 and .300 all year, and Hunter, who could be at .210 or .380 at any given point in the year. I think he needs a daily regimen of Sean Berry subliminal hitting instruction in his iPod, and several fistfuls of ritalin.

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« Reply #89 on: August 28, 2009, 10:59:39 am »
He's a .280/20HR/80RBI hitter.  That's what he is.  And there's nothing wrong with that, those are solid numbers.  But even still, some have this expectation that he should be hitting .320.  And don't get me wrong, I'm glad he hit well early and he was an All-Star, but the it's perpetuated the misconception that he is that kind of elite player.

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« Reply #90 on: August 28, 2009, 03:46:27 pm »
Back the leadership discussion earlier in this thread...

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The general talked not only about being a leader on the sideline during a game, but how to bring leadership out of his players every day through how they act and are dedicated to their teammates.

“It all makes so much sense to me. I don't ever want to hear us say, ‘This team doesn't have any leaders.' That's an excuse. If we don't have leaders, then we haven't coached them right,” Brown said.

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« Reply #91 on: August 28, 2009, 08:21:51 pm »
Hunter Pence ~ Jose Cruz?

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« Reply #92 on: August 28, 2009, 09:26:52 pm »
What about Tony Pena to replace Coop? He didn't do much in KC, but then, it's the Royals. He certainly seemed highly thought of as a minor league manager.
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« Reply #93 on: August 28, 2009, 10:01:56 pm »
What about Tony Pena to replace Coop? He didn't do much in KC, but then, it's the Royals. He certainly seemed highly thought of as a minor league manager.

There's really no one you could suggest that wouldn't be an improvement.  Hell, I'd be borderline ecstatic if Bobby Valentine came back from Japan to manage this team.
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« Reply #94 on: August 29, 2009, 07:41:07 am »
Hunter Pence ~ Jose Cruz?

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I don't see these similarities at all.

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« Reply #95 on: August 29, 2009, 11:47:16 am »
What about Tony Pena to replace Coop? He didn't do much in KC, but then, it's the Royals. He certainly seemed highly thought of as a minor league manager.

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« Reply #96 on: August 29, 2009, 11:54:19 am »
Hopefully they'll find someone with a good approach to the pitching staff and mixing in reserves/young players with established regulars. A manager, maybe.

I think I'd be happy with someone who has good minor league experience as long as they had some MLB experience too, as a player or a coach. I know Bogar had one very good year in the minors and is seeing the bigs from a first base coaches's perspective, but do you all think he might be The Guy?
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« Reply #97 on: August 29, 2009, 12:42:49 pm »
Tony Pena was NOT highly regarded by his players in NO.

I didn't know that. What were the issues there?
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« Reply #98 on: August 29, 2009, 02:14:13 pm »
I have been told by someone who knows that Pena is considered to be a terrible manager.
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« Reply #99 on: August 29, 2009, 03:35:04 pm »
I have been told by someone who knows that Pena is considered to be a terrible manager.

That's what I'd heard too, but I never heard any specifics as to why.
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« Reply #100 on: August 29, 2009, 10:44:26 pm »
That's what I'd heard too, but I never heard any specifics as to why.

The players I knew said that he was a horrible communicator (had an English problem) and a lousy game manager.
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« Reply #101 on: August 30, 2009, 09:29:04 am »
Isn't that what we have now?

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« Reply #102 on: August 31, 2009, 08:51:02 am »
Between Footer, McTaggart, Ortiz, Justice, Oswalt, Sampson and just about everyone else with the platform to take shots at Cooper through the media, I believe we've reached the critical mass needed to fully turn the unwashed masses. If Coop is still employed when the 'Stros return to MMPUS on September 4th (and I'd be willing to bet a few bucks that he won't be), I doubt Drayton's going to hear a lot of positive opinions about his manager when walking the concourse.

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