You should see us in the clubhouse before batting practice, furiously typing on our iPhones as soon as information oozes from Cecil Cooper/Puma/Ed Wade. Often, it's the same information, only different. Like today:4 p.m. CT: @brianmctaggart: Pudge has changed his jersey number to 77. He wore No. 7 for most career but it is retired here. He had worn 12 before deciding he misses 7.4:10 p.m. CT:@alysonfooter: Pudge changes number from 12 to 77. He wore 7 his whole career but obviously can't have that. So 77 it is.30 minutes later: @richardjustice: I've learned exclusively that Pudge has changed his jersey to 77.
IN THE YEAR 3000....Footer, McTaggart, and Justice will combine to form one super-Astros-coverage Twitter feed called @JustMcFootTwits.
Is that like the Voltron of Twitter?
Did Voltron have one really shitty part that contributed nothing and kept flying off in different directions?
Vehicle or lion?
Does Richard Justice know the meaning of the word exclusive?
or FuckJustice
Say what you want, "Dick Justice" would make a fine pornstar name. He missed his calling.
Maybe he just didn't measure up...
His frequent changing positions would be useful.
