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ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« on: July 01, 2009, 07:00:47 pm »
starting lineups:

bourn, cf
tejada, ss
puma, 1b
lee, lf
blum, 3b
pudge, c
erstad, rf
matsui, 2b
moehler, p

padres
gwynn, cf
eckstein, 2b
hairston, lf
gonzalez, 1b
headly, 3b
venable, rf
alfonzo, c
cabrera, ss
silva, p
« Last Edit: July 01, 2009, 08:15:32 pm by BatGirl »
..because chickens are decent people.

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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 08:47:16 pm »
Yer mom's a starting lineup.

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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 08:48:53 pm »
A brand new lineup!  Way to go Cecil Celester Cooper.
I say smorgasbord!

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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2009, 09:24:45 pm »
Lee looked like he was hustling on that ground out. He must be feeling better.

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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2009, 09:30:00 pm »
at least it was a solo shot.
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2009, 09:36:21 pm »
astros being no-hit through 3 innings
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 09:47:03 pm »
Yer mom's a starting lineup.

your beignets come with an extra
dusting of the sassy this morning?
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2009, 09:48:26 pm »
astros being no-hit through 3 innings

Too busy thinking about steaks and Bloomin' Onions instead of hitting...

Moehler with 5 strikeouts through 3 (not a type-o, really).
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2009, 10:01:23 pm »
4 straight hits in a row.  finally i used my powers for good.
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2009, 10:07:09 pm »
Astros at Bad News Bears 7/1/2009

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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2009, 10:07:16 pm »
Good grief.
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2009, 10:07:29 pm »
Damn that was ugly.  Good to see, but U-G-L-Y!
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2009, 10:07:48 pm »
thank goodness the astros didn't do that.  this board could blow up if it did.
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2009, 10:08:39 pm »
If that had just happened to the Good Guys, my head would have exploded into a million fucking pieces. Absolutely amazing.
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2009, 10:08:49 pm »
JD, STFU.  Stop tempting the BBGs

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« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2009, 10:12:09 pm »
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2009, 10:18:54 pm »
Hoe-lee-crap, that made the rest of the inning look lik gold glove work

edit: pardon the tardiness, just remembered I'm about an inning behind on the DVR
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« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2009, 10:41:17 pm »
I have just discovered that Carlos Zambrano lives in the neighborhood we want to move to in Chicago.  I'm thinking that this actually strengthens the case to move there so I can have my dog regularly take a crap on his lawn.

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« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2009, 10:47:56 pm »
C'mon HPU.  Where was that one?!?!?
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2009, 10:49:49 pm »
I have just discovered that Carlos Zambrano lives in the neighborhood we want to move to in Chicago.  I'm thinking that this actually strengthens the case to move there so I can have my dog regularly take a crap on his lawn.



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« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2009, 10:58:34 pm »
Burke a Brave?  Oh the irony...  Should I presume that Backe will be a Jake now?
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2009, 11:02:06 pm »
I have just discovered that Carlos Zambrano lives in the neighborhood we want to move to in Chicago.  I'm thinking that this actually strengthens the case to move there so I can have my dog regularly take a crap on his lawn.

Sadly there's a fence separating the sidewalk from what little yard there is. I'm sure you'll think of something, though.
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Re: ASTROS at san diego 7.01.09
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2009, 11:04:04 pm »
Sadly there's a fence separating the sidewalk from what little yard there is. I'm sure you'll think of something, though.

I'm thinking a pooper scooper could make a great catapult.
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« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2009, 11:13:02 pm »
Since someone is probably reading the GZ and screaming, "What is the dang score?"

End 6, Astros 6, Padres 1


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« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2009, 11:14:21 pm »
Since someone is probably reading the GZ and screaming, "What is the dang score?"

End 6, Astros 6, Padres 1

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« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2009, 11:19:29 pm »
Sadly there's a fence separating the sidewalk from what little yard there is. I'm sure you'll think of something, though.

It's the burbs - nice regulations that pretty much prevent fences in the front.  PLENTY of yard.  I'm thinking of my dog with terrible food allergies who can't take a solid shit. 

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« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2009, 11:55:50 pm »
It's the burbs - nice regulations that pretty much prevent fences in the front.  PLENTY of yard.  I'm thinking of my dog with terrible food allergies who can't take a solid shit. 

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« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2009, 11:56:04 pm »
Good Guys Win "the biggest game of the road trip"

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« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2009, 03:25:35 am »
And you people call me a stalker.
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« Reply #30 on: July 02, 2009, 07:37:24 am »
Since someone is probably reading the GZ and screaming, "What is the dang score?"

End 6, Astros 6, Padres 1


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