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Astros/Twins Series Preview
« on: June 19, 2009, 10:06:26 am »
Astros vs Twins Series Preview posted.  Read it here!

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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 10:18:48 am »
Taras, you're my hero!  And don't think I didn't notice the comments about Glen Perkins' penile hygiene!  Happy Father's Day, everyone!  I got my dad a card that has 3d pictures of heron.  It's very placid.
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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 10:26:05 am »
the picture of pam, is she the blonde or brunette?
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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 10:35:00 am »
the picture of pam, is she the blonde or brunette?

Yes.

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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 10:37:14 am »
the picture of pam, is she the blonde or brunette?

For the right price, she can be whatever you want her to be.
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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 10:44:21 am »
the picture of pam, is she the blonde or brunette?

Both, but there is no current confirmation available.

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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2009, 10:55:22 am »
Both, but there is no current confirmation available.

Just waiting on the marketing survey.
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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 11:20:59 am »
Just waiting on the marketing survey.

or the hair to grow out....

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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2009, 12:07:30 pm »
fucking hilarious, Taras. nice sentiment at the end. i batted .500 with my 2, which will get me into the baseball HOF but not the Dads HOF.
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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2009, 12:21:01 pm »
I'm starting to think of Hampton in conjunction with the french fry guy from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

And I can't tell for sure, but is that picture of Pam from one of the old Ilsa, Queen of the SS movies?  If so, damn.  1970s soft-core porn rears its ugly head.

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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2009, 12:35:07 pm »
Nice job, asshole.

FWIW, I recently found a page detailing one of Pam Gardner's earlier gigs:

WhereEaglesDare.com

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Re: Astros/Twins Series Preview
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2009, 01:15:39 pm »
Nice job, asshole.

FWIW, I recently found a page detailing one of Pam Gardner's earlier gigs:

WhereEaglesDare.com

Thanks--I'll add it to the Gardner file. 
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