Author Topic: From Footer's Twitter... (Read 5479 times)

Andyzipp · « **on:** June 17, 2009, 04:02:38 pm »

"Keppinger sitting at table with chess set, waiting for pence. This has become routine."

Every game lasts about five moves before Jeff reminds Hunter, "You can't jump my guys."

Noe · « **Reply #1 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:03:23 pm »

"NO! How many times do I have to tell you, this is not Stratego!" - Jeff Keppinger (while Pence is looking for the flag on the board pieces)

Andyzipp · « **Reply #2 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:05:33 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on June 17, 2009, 04:03:23 pm

"NO! How many times do I have to tell you, this is not Stratego!" - Jeff Keppinger (while Pence is looking for the flag on the board pieces)

"Hunter, this game has neither chutes nor ladders."

"um...can we start over?"

Noe · « **Reply #3 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:08:36 pm »

"Tell me again Jeff... there isn't a mouse trap in this game... right?" - Hunter Pence

*sigh* - Jeff Keppinger

Holly · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:13:05 pm »

"If you try to sink my battleship one more time..."

Andyzipp · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:14:34 pm »

Hunter, screaming UNO! at the top of your lungs isn't helping.

Noe · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:21:59 pm »

"Tell me again... when in this game do we get to dress up as Medieval Knights and duel? Huh? What?" - Hunter Pence

Andyzipp · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:22:42 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on June 17, 2009, 04:21:59 pm

"Tell me again... when in this game do we get to dress up as Medieval Knights and duel? Huh? What?" - Hunter Pence

Can I have all four horseys?

Noe · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:24:54 pm »

"BINGO!!!"

*sigh*

MusicMan · « **Reply #9 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:25:48 pm »

Hunter, quit telling me to go fish!!

DVauthrin · « **Reply #10 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:28:05 pm »

The proper term is checkmate, not YAHTZEE, when you win the game.- Keppinger

Sorry.-Hunter Pence

Totally different game, dude.-Keppinger

MRaup · « **Reply #11 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:35:54 pm »

I don't know how you keep making the board buzz like that, but if you try and remove the water from my rook's knee one more time, I'm going to go Brocail on you.

Noe · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:38:19 pm »

"look, the game is called 'chess'... with an 's'.... and no, Morganna is not in the chess hall of fame. Quit asking me these silly questions willya!"

JaneDoe · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:41:15 pm »

Where did all the white pieces go? Oh no, not again, Hunter.

Chess. Chess. Not cheese.

MusicMan · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:42:33 pm »

No, Hunter, you don't get more pieces if you capture South America.

BatGirl · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:46:39 pm »

hey!
you sank my battleship!

Noe · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:51:49 pm »

"hey Jeff, hey Jeff, hey Jeff!!!! Where do you buy chess supplies?" - Hunter Pence

"I give up, where Hunter?" - Jeff Keppinger

"At a pawn shop! Get it... a pawn shop!!!" - Hunter

*sigh* - Jeff

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:57:08 pm »

Hey, this is working better than poker. Thunderpants was going all in on every, single hand.

Noe · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2009, 05:00:33 pm »

"Hey Papa Grande! Come over here and watch me beat Keppy at Chinese Checkers!"

"Que?"

*sigh*

DVauthrin · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2009, 05:05:01 pm »

No, Hunter, you don't get to build a house for the Queen.

Lurch · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:55:21 pm »

He's somehow managed to make moving pawn to c5 look awkward.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2009, 12:49:50 am »

Here I won.

Where?

Diagonal!

Pretty sneaky Pence!

Waldo · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2009, 10:44:53 am »

"No, Hunter, the bishop did not do it with the queen in the ballroom with the candlestick."

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2009, 10:52:18 am »

Quote from: Waldo on June 18, 2009, 10:44:53 am

"No, Hunter, the bishop did not do it with the queen in the ballroom with the candlestick."

Holy Shit! I did NOT just read that from you, young man.

das · « **Reply #24 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:16:00 pm »

Quote from: Noe in Austin on June 17, 2009, 04:08:36 pm

"Tell me again Jeff... there isn't a mouse trap in this game... right?" - Hunter Pence

*sigh* - Jeff Keppinger

H. Pence: Queen to Bishop 6. Check.
J. Keppinger: Nonsense. Just a moment. Mmm. Queen to Bishop 6. Ridiculous. Queen to Bishop 6. Hmm... Knight takes Queen. What's on your mind, Hunter? What are you thinking about?
H. Pence: Bishop to King 7. Checkmate, I think.
J. Keppinger: Got a brainstorm, huh, Hunter? Hey, guys, Hunter thinks he has me at checkmate. What does he remind you of?
M. Tejada: Beaker!
M. Bourn: Rodin's "The Thinker"?
L. Berkman: Beaker! You know, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's assistant on the Muppet Show. Meep, meep, checkmate, meep! You know, his head reminds me of a plate full of Twinkies.
C. Lee: Mmmmmmm, Twinkies. He reminds me of a shrimp contemplating a nuclear submarine. (with apologies to the Ferret)
D. Erstad: Beaker?
K. Matsui: Sensei-san!
R. Oswalt: Beaker.
D. Brocail: Chess is for pussies. I think I'll punch him in the face.
M. Hamilton: Look, an exciting game of chess! Give Pency a blue star for that move. I once dropped a beaker in 8th grade chemistry class. It smashed all over the floor. I got to look at all the girls legs while "cleaning" up the broken glass. Heh. Legs. Oh, look, a game of chess is going on.
C. Cooper: You guys should be in the cages. This is unacceptable and it won't happen again.
G. Blum: Beaker, dude. Fer sure.
G. Door: He reminds me of my worst nightmare.
A. Footer: He looks like he’s starting to get it. Sharp moves on the chessboard, showing more patience at the plate and is laying off the slider in the dirt.
D. McLane: AIS.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #25 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:24:20 pm »

Position after move 7: knee to left edge of chessboard.

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #26 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:57:38 pm »

Quote from: das on June 18, 2009, 02:16:00 pm

H. Pence: Queen to Bishop 6. Check.
J. Keppinger: Nonsense. Just a moment. Mmm. Queen to Bishop 6. Ridiculous. Queen to Bishop 6. Hmm... Knight takes Queen. What's on your mind, Hunter? What are you thinking about?
H. Pence: Bishop to King 7. Checkmate, I think.
J. Keppinger: Got a brainstorm, huh, Hunter? Hey, guys, Hunter thinks he has me at checkmate. What does he remind you of?
M. Tejada: Beaker!
M. Bourn: Rodin's "The Thinker"?
L. Berkman: Beaker! You know, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's assistant on the Muppet Show. Meep, meep, checkmate, meep! You know, his head reminds me of a plate full of Twinkies.
C. Lee: Mmmmmmm, Twinkies. He reminds me of a shrimp contemplating a nuclear submarine. (with apologies to the Ferret)
D. Erstad: Beaker?
K. Matsui: Sensei-san!
R. Oswalt: Beaker.
D. Brocail: Chess is for pussies. I think I'll punch him in the face.
M. Hamilton: Look, an exciting game of chess! Give Pency a blue star for that move. I once dropped a beaker in 8th grade chemistry class. It smashed all over the floor. I got to look at all the girls legs while "cleaning" up the broken glass. Heh. Legs. Oh, look, a game of chess is going on.
C. Cooper: You guys should be in the cages. This is unacceptable and it won't happen again.
G. Blum: Beaker, dude. Fer sure.
G. Door: He reminds me of my worst nightmare.
A. Footer: He looks like he’s starting to get it. Sharp moves on the chessboard, showing more patience at the plate and is laying off the slider in the dirt.
D. McLane: AIS.

G. BagwellsBeard: POTW

moriartp · « **Reply #27 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:02:07 pm »

Quote from: das on June 18, 2009, 02:16:00 pm

H. Pence: Queen to Bishop 6. Check.
J. Keppinger: Nonsense. Just a moment. Mmm. Queen to Bishop 6. Ridiculous. Queen to Bishop 6. Hmm... Knight takes Queen. What's on your mind, Hunter? What are you thinking about?
H. Pence: Bishop to King 7. Checkmate, I think.
J. Keppinger: Got a brainstorm, huh, Hunter? Hey, guys, Hunter thinks he has me at checkmate. What does he remind you of?
M. Tejada: Beaker!
M. Bourn: Rodin's "The Thinker"?
L. Berkman: Beaker! You know, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's assistant on the Muppet Show. Meep, meep, checkmate, meep! You know, his head reminds me of a plate full of Twinkies.
C. Lee: Mmmmmmm, Twinkies. He reminds me of a shrimp contemplating a nuclear submarine. (with apologies to the Ferret)
D. Erstad: Beaker?
K. Matsui: Sensei-san!
R. Oswalt: Beaker.
D. Brocail: Chess is for pussies. I think I'll punch him in the face.
M. Hamilton: Look, an exciting game of chess! Give Pency a blue star for that move. I once dropped a beaker in 8th grade chemistry class. It smashed all over the floor. I got to look at all the girls legs while "cleaning" up the broken glass. Heh. Legs. Oh, look, a game of chess is going on.
C. Cooper: You guys should be in the cages. This is unacceptable and it won't happen again.
G. Blum: Beaker, dude. Fer sure.
G. Door: He reminds me of my worst nightmare.
A. Footer: He looks like he’s starting to get it. Sharp moves on the chessboard, showing more patience at the plate and is laying off the slider in the dirt.
D. McLane: AIS.

M. Brooks: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!

Noe · « **Reply #28 on:** June 18, 2009, 04:09:42 pm »

"So let me get this straight Jeff.... the King, he's kind of this lazy fellow that just stays in this one spot while everyone else protects him and also the Queen, she has a lot of power, more than anyone else on the board? Okay, this is like real life then! I'm in!"

utastro · « **Reply #29 on:** June 18, 2009, 04:16:33 pm »

"No Hunter, you cannot use a spell of invisibility to hide your King"

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #30 on:** June 18, 2009, 04:43:32 pm »

"Hahaha! JENGA! JEEEEENNNNNNNNNGA!!! Lookit all the pieces go flying! You're right, Jeff, this is fun!...What? Stop looking at me like that!"

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