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You have to deal with Joe Morgan
« on: June 14, 2009, 08:44:43 pm »
but the co-ards are hitless against Cliff Lee and the Indians through 7.

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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 08:47:57 pm »
Been a fun game to watch thusfar, Morgan notwithstanding...
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Re: Top 8 on ESPN
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2009, 08:48:54 pm »
Been a fun game to watch thusfar, Morgan notwithstanding...

I was trying not to jinx it.... Lee gives up a double.

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Re: You have to deal with Joe Morgan
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2009, 08:49:03 pm »
And just like that a squatting Molina doubles off the wall in the right field corner.  CRAP!
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Re: You have to deal with Joe Morgan
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2009, 08:49:13 pm »
Well done.

Goddammit.

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Re: You have to deal with Joe Morgan
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2009, 08:50:27 pm »
I was trying not to jinx it.... Lee gives up a double.

Figured as much.  Trying to be 'careful' as well...
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Re: You have to deal with Joe Morgan
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2009, 10:32:55 am »
Breaking news: Morgan full of shit. Film at 11.
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Re: You have to deal with Joe Morgan
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 10:58:44 am »
Breaking news: Morgan full of shit. Film at 11.


Indeed, it was me out there at 2b. From the 6th inning on I was just thinking, "Please Lord, don't hit it to me."

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Re: You have to deal with Joe Morgan
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 11:17:49 am »

Indeed, it was me out there at 2b. From the 6th inning on I was just thinking, "Please Lord, don't hit it to me."

According to Joe Morgan, he was actually playing all 8 other positions. Including pitcher. All those other names are a misprint.
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Re: You have to deal with Joe Morgan
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2009, 11:49:59 am »
Apparently only ESPN understands the Joe Morgan Butterfly Effect.
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