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Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« on: June 12, 2009, 12:27:04 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2009, 12:52:50 pm »
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DUDE!  That is outstanding!

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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2009, 01:03:04 pm »
Greatness!

Gyllenhaal Goblin had me rolling.

And, I eagerly await the obvious and what will be truly hilarious JA photoshop of the ferret clown.
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 01:04:19 pm »
I'm on the verge of nominating the whole frickin' preview.  Just awesome work.
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009, 01:05:05 pm »
And, I eagerly await the obvious and what will be truly hilarious JA photoshop of the ferret clown.

I think pravata ferret needs to adpot that as avatar, with the new caption of "Funny how?  Am I a clown to you?"
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009, 01:08:14 pm »
I think pravata ferret needs to adpot that as avatar, with the new caption of "Funny how?  Am I a clown to you?"

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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009, 01:20:43 pm »
I think pravata ferret needs to adpot that as avatar, with the new caption of "Funny how?  Am I a clown to you?"

Go home and get your fuckin' shine box.

Great preview. 

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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009, 01:23:53 pm »
I don't usually comment on series previews (except my own, go go post count!). But damn dude, that was awesome.
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2009, 02:58:46 pm »
good work - with you all the way on Garland's overvalue
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 03:04:10 pm »
Greatness!

Gyllenhaal Goblin had me rolling.

And, I eagerly await the obvious and what will be truly hilarious JA photoshop of the ferret clown.

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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2009, 03:33:42 pm »
If Jim's head isn't in there within the next 30 minutes, I unleash hell.

There were many good'uns in this preview (still my favorite was the caption on Hambone's pic), but I have to admit, the report on Valverde ("... and hell's coming with him!") was very funny.  I know it's been said before about spit takes, but that was worthy of two and half spit takes.

Job well done!

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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2009, 03:37:57 pm »
a clown ferret wearing a watermelon hat? get the women and children out of here!
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2009, 04:22:41 pm »
Awesome preview. I ain't messin' with greatness.
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2009, 05:02:53 pm »
Well done, GBB.  What an asshole.
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2009, 06:05:33 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2009, 06:22:03 pm »
"It's only a model."

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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2009, 06:30:10 pm »
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Asshole.
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Re: Astros @ Diamondbacks Preview Posted!
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2009, 09:04:23 am »
Hey, I know I'm a little late (I was on vacation) but I just wanted to add some love for this preview.  A fine job, and I eagerly await the next!
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