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fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« on: June 09, 2009, 06:24:33 pm »
mark's series preview
mlb gameday

starting lineups

fuck these guys
soriano, lf
theriot, ss
fukudome, cf
lee, 1b
bradley, rf
fontenot, 3b
soto, c
blanco, 2b
lilly, p

ASTROS
bourn, cf
tejada, ss
pence, rf
lee, lf
berkman, 1b
rodriguez, c
keppinger, 3b
maysonet, 2b
moehler, p
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 07:01:43 pm »
fuck the cubs.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 07:06:35 pm »
ugh, not ted lilly again..hopefully the good guys can hit his junk tonight

fuck the cubs
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 07:15:26 pm »
soriano, theriot, fontenot, soto, blanco.

Name the giveaway promotion and/or fan club.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 07:17:46 pm »
A fan dropped some serious coin on front row seats down the first base line for him, his wife and two kids.  He sees the first out, then interferes with the the next ball in play and is tossed from the stadium.

That will be a fun ride home
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 07:21:16 pm »
Moehler pitching bp. None of the hits have been cheap.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2009, 07:22:10 pm »
Just turned on the TV, and I see we're off to a wonderful start.

Let's spot them a couple more so the comeback is sweeter.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2009, 07:22:47 pm »
Quote from: Lurch on June 09, 2009, 07:21:16 pm
Moehler pitching bp. None of the hits have been cheap.


I guess the draft will be more fun to follow tonight than the game.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2009, 07:23:20 pm »
That's a nice way to end a sucky inning.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 07:23:52 pm »
Quote from: Phil_in_CS on June 09, 2009, 07:23:20 pm
That's a nice way to end a sucky inning.

Maybe the only way to end it?
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 07:30:15 pm »
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 07:34:20 pm »
An average and slow high school shortstop? First round?
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2009, 07:35:06 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on June 09, 2009, 07:23:52 pm
Maybe the only way to end it?

Well, at least he gets to start off the 2nd with Lil... fuck.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2009, 07:39:23 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on June 09, 2009, 07:34:20 pm
An average and slow high school shortstop? First round?

Well, lets hope they see him as a plus plus defensive type. Though that is still hard to see as a first rounder.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2009, 07:41:05 pm »
Haven't I seen this game already?  Except in that one I thought BHB (soriano) hit a homer.

DEJAVU all over again I guess...
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 07:42:11 pm »
Quote from: Phil_in_CS on June 09, 2009, 07:39:23 pm
Well, lets hope they see him as a plus plus defensive type. Though that is still hard to see as a first rounder.

why look anywhere else
for the answers you seek
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 07:43:47 pm »
Fuck Maysonet.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2009, 07:44:54 pm »
Yeah, that play by Edwin was all kinds of suck.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2009, 07:44:58 pm »
Quote from: BatGirl on June 09, 2009, 07:42:11 pm
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for the answers you seek

You're the lady with the answers. That's what I was hoping.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2009, 07:45:35 pm »
We're going to have to see Backe get shelled tonight if Moehler doesn't get his shit together.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2009, 07:48:43 pm »
I'll take the DP there.  Ugly.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2009, 07:53:08 pm »
Quote from: Phil_in_CS on June 09, 2009, 07:39:23 pm
Well, lets hope they see him as a plus plus defensive type. Though that is still hard to see as a first rounder.

The boys in the bus seem pleased.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2009, 08:02:31 pm »
I think Milo & Mattress Mack are about to start making out.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2009, 08:03:16 pm »
I have mixed feelings when Fontenot or Theriot do well, them being former LSU Tigers. But not tonight!
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2009, 08:13:25 pm »
Bring on Backe. Duck!!!!
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2009, 08:36:42 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 09, 2009, 07:43:47 pm
Fuck Maysonet.


Whoa. Can't we give him a little slack? You anxious to get 'roid  Matsui back? And I don't mean steroids.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2009, 08:41:46 pm »
Quote from: juliogotay on June 09, 2009, 08:36:42 pm

Whoa. Can't we give him a little slack? You anxious to get 'roid  Matsui back? And I don't mean steroids.


Not for that horseshit errant throw he made. I am not anxious to see Matsui back though.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2009, 08:46:57 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on June 09, 2009, 07:53:08 pm
The boys in the bus seem pleased.

For the lack of can't misses in this draft and the general lack of quality SS everywhere, yes this is good.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2009, 08:47:20 pm »
Moehler's ERA is now 7.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2009, 08:57:08 pm »
Quote from: Jacksonian on June 09, 2009, 08:47:20 pm
Moehler's ERA is now 7.

He was abysmal tonight. Had nothing and no command.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2009, 09:03:42 pm »
You just knew that bend but don't break was eentually going to break.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2009, 09:06:32 pm »
This is a fugly performance. There's been nothing to recommend either pitcher.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2009, 09:08:16 pm »
Anyone else at the game?   My company gas deserted me, and I wouldn't mind getting a cold brew at The BUS.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2009, 09:17:41 pm »
why can't these guys figure out lilly?
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #34 on: June 09, 2009, 09:19:42 pm »
Quote from: Anit on June 09, 2009, 09:17:41 pm
why can't these guys figure out lilly?

Because he is a junkball lefty. They're harder to hit than it looks. The league is hitting .226 against Lilly coming into tonight's game.
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #35 on: June 09, 2009, 10:10:10 pm »
And now there are 5 dudes hanging out in "Byrdaks Nest" (4th level, last row).

Drayton'd probably had more fun hanging around the draft room...
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Re: fuckthecubs at ASTROS 6.9.09
« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2009, 10:18:03 pm »
And PUMA with #299.  No shutout and FTC!
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