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"They Report, We Decide" is posted
« on: June 08, 2009, 06:38:24 pm »
I don’t do apostrophes worth a crap, and am entirely too comma and run on-sentence happy.  My elementary school teacher mom is ashamed of me as were my English teachers and my legal writing professors.  My paralegals have mocked me for years.  Still, I DON’T CARE.  If the correct use of apostrophes is important to you by all means DO NOT READ these posts.  Same goes for my comma overuse or my affinity for the run-on sentence.  Otherwise, I hope you enjoy!

So without further adieu, here you go: They Report, We Decide, (continued), Miscellaneous and Assclown of the Week Award (aka 'The Justice')
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2009, 07:49:25 pm »
Wow, between the nightly PBP and all this, you are one hard-working dude. Very nice work, OSF!
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 08:20:35 pm »
Thanks OSF, that's a lot of good work. I'm going to make a bold prediction that sportswriters from Chicago will be in strong contention for next week's Assclown Award.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2009, 08:39:46 pm »
Wow. Thanks for the props. I don't really deserve any. But you sure do for being a busy little beaver! And quality shit too. And I love the Justice! Can we vote on that?
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 09:37:30 pm »
Thanks all.  The pay is good, the hours aren't bad, I can't complain...

Happy: as for the vote for 'The Justice' (I am liking that name more and more and am contemplating AKA'ing it as 'Assclown of the Week'), would be happy to do it if there is an interest.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 09:44:01 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 08, 2009, 09:37:30 pm
Thanks all.  The pay is good, the hours aren't bad, I can't complain...

Happy: as for the vote for 'The Justice' (I am liking that name more and more and am contemplating AKA'ing it as 'Assclown of the Week'), would be happy to do it if there is an interest.
Count Happy in if you do!
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 10:18:12 pm »
Well done, OSF.  Is this the type of thing that's on the "front page?"

Seriously, you're providing a much appreciated and enjoyed service.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 10:18:18 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on June 08, 2009, 09:37:30 pm
Thanks all.  The pay is good, the hours aren't bad, I can't complain...

Happy: as for the vote for 'The Justice' (I am liking that name more and more and am contemplating AKA'ing it as 'Assclown of the Week'), would be happy to do it if there is an interest.

BTW, there is now a TRWD category...
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 10:29:10 pm »
Good stuff, OSF, keep it coming. I'm a huge proponent of run-on sentences, by the way.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2009, 10:33:32 pm »
love it!
thanks, osf
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2009, 10:47:28 pm »
Mike Henneman.

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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2009, 11:32:34 pm »
These are excellent, by the way.  And are you going to do four a day?  Cool.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2009, 05:45:34 am »
Nice job there OSF.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2009, 07:35:54 am »
Great job OSF.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2009, 08:26:30 am »
Asshole.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 09:13:18 am »
Great job.  You have set expectations high.  Good luck living up to them. 
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 09:19:55 am »
Damn fine work, OSF.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2009, 10:15:35 am »
To be fair to the Dickties re: DL, they did employ Ken Griffey Jr. during that time period.
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2009, 10:30:24 am »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on June 09, 2009, 10:15:35 am
To be fair to the Dickties re: DL, they did employ Ken Griffey Jr. during that time period.

That was my thought exactly.  What is the Jr. adjusted total?
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2009, 10:33:12 am »
Quote from: Duman on June 09, 2009, 10:30:24 am
That was my thought exactly.  What is the Jr. adjusted total?

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« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2009, 10:44:29 am »
Quote from: Limey on June 09, 2009, 10:33:12 am
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Re: "They Report, We Decide" is posted
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2009, 01:13:15 am »
Too bad this wasn't posted earlier this year:

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We could have shortened a lot of threads and awarded LOE the "Lifetime Achievement" version of The Justice.
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