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« on: June 08, 2009, 12:48:13 pm »
How many games is it going to take my beloved Lakers (been a committed fan since 1967) to vanquish the Magic? I realize that I'm going to catch unmitigated shit from the Rockets fans in the room.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2009, 12:49:11 pm »
Rooting for the Lakers is like rooting for cancer...
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 12:49:39 pm »
Cancer in 5, btw...
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2009, 12:49:56 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 08, 2009, 12:48:13 pm
beloved Lakers (been a committed fan since 1967)

You should have been committed a long time ago.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 12:51:29 pm »
Shit, I know better than to start a Spurs thread in here, much less a Lakers one.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 12:54:35 pm »
-1, flamebait. 
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 12:55:30 pm »
what respect i had for mr happy previously, has now vanished.

i'd love to say that the magic, could somehow or other win this series, but they won't. 
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 12:57:42 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on June 08, 2009, 12:55:30 pm
what respect i had for mr happy previously, has now vanished.

i'd love to say that the magic, could somehow or other win this series, but they won't. 

I won't lie and add some kind of bullshit qualifying statement that I normally don't advocate violence (mostly because nobody would believe it anyway), but personally I'd just send one of my big scrubby bench-warmers in with the specific intent of scrambling Kobe's brain.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 12:58:21 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on June 08, 2009, 12:57:42 pm
I won't lie and add some kind of bullshit qualifying statement that I normally don't advocate violence (mostly because nobody would believe it anyway), but personally I'd just send one of my big scrubby bench-warmers in with the specific intent of scrambling Kobe's brain.

i'd make him happy if he did it.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2009, 01:03:43 pm »
Quote from: Bench on June 08, 2009, 12:49:56 pm
You should have been committed a long time ago.
There are a lot of people who would agree with you. There are some who say that the psych ward that I ended up in (twice) shouldn't have ever let me out.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2009, 01:04:51 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on June 08, 2009, 12:55:30 pm
what respect i had for mr happy previously, has now vanished.

i'd love to say that the magic, could somehow or other win this series, but they won't. 

But that was minimal at best anyway, so what was really lost?
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2009, 01:05:45 pm »
I tried to watch last night.  I just couldn't develop any interest.  Tiger, Federer, the CWS Supers, the Wings, hell - even the US World Cup qualifier, all higher on my list to watch than the NBA finals.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2009, 01:09:30 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 08, 2009, 12:48:13 pm
How many games is it going to take my beloved Lakers (been a committed fan since 1967) to vanquish the Magic? I realize that I'm going to catch unmitigated shit from the Rockets fans in the room.

Man, how much purple and yellow can you tolerate?
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2009, 01:10:32 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on June 08, 2009, 12:57:42 pm
I won't lie and add some kind of bullshit qualifying statement that I normally don't advocate violence (mostly because nobody would believe it anyway), but personally I'd just send one of my big scrubby bench-warmers in with the specific intent of scrambling Kobe's brain.

The next time he does that Alien-jaw thing, somebody ought to reset it for him.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2009, 01:19:24 pm »
Quote from: The Spleen on June 08, 2009, 12:49:11 pm
Rooting for the Lakers is like rooting for cancer the cubs...

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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2009, 01:23:00 pm »
Quote from: Astroholic on June 08, 2009, 01:19:24 pm
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2009, 01:36:07 pm »
Quote from: austro on June 08, 2009, 01:09:30 pm
Man, how much purple and yellow can you tolerate?

Don't you just love it?
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2009, 08:03:49 am »
Well, if Dwight Howard is indeed Superman, then I believe we've found his Kryptonite:  it's apparently free throws.  As Dwight Howard stepped to the line in crucial situation after crucial situation, my mind kept harkening back to poor ol' Nick Anderson.  The Orlando fans have seen this movie before, both with Nick and with Shaq.  I'm not even a fan, and that was tough to watch.  Suppose the Fakeshow will employ "Hack-A-Dwight" for the duration?
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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2009, 11:35:30 am »
The Magic completely blew the game by missing a million free throws.  I'd wager the series is over.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2009, 11:35:53 am »
Quote from: TheWizard on June 12, 2009, 11:35:30 am
The Magic completely blew the game by missing a million free throws.  I'd wager the series is over.

The curse of Nick the Brick lives on;.
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« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2009, 11:41:13 am »
Quote from: TheWizard on June 12, 2009, 11:35:30 am
The Magic completely blew the game by missing a million free throws.  I'd wager the series is over.

Don't go too far out on that limb there, bud.

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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2009, 11:46:22 am »
I wanted to blame the loss on the officiating, especially after Kobe's "strip" of somebody from behind when he did everything but break the poor guy's arm with a karate chop, but the fact of the matter was that there was absolutely no telling what was going to be called a foul and what wasn't, for either side. Bynum appears to be the designated fuck-ee for the series.

If somebody just makes a fucking free throw in the last two minutes (Turkoglu, I'm looking at you), Orlando wins.
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« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2009, 12:15:10 pm »
Quote from: austro on June 12, 2009, 11:46:22 am
If somebody just makes a fucking free throw in the last two minutes (Turkoglu, I'm looking at you), Orlando wins.

But he didn't. If my uncle had tits, he'd be my aunt. Go Lakers.
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« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2009, 12:16:38 pm »
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If my uncle had tits, he'd be my aunt.

Not in LA.
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« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2009, 12:17:02 pm »
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But he didn't. If my uncle had tits, he'd be my aunt. Go Lakers.

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« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2009, 09:40:34 pm »
Kobe hasn't bent anyone over like this since Colorado.  Thank god it's over.
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« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2009, 09:42:09 pm »
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Thank god it's over.

For.  Reals.  Yo.

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« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2009, 09:50:01 pm »
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« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2009, 10:08:34 pm »
All is right with the world. The Lakers are the Champs.
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Re: NBA Championship Series
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2009, 08:38:51 am »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 14, 2009, 10:08:34 pm
All is right with the world. The Lakers are the Champs.
You are one messed up dude.
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« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2009, 09:13:29 am »
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All is right with the world. The Lakers are the Champs.

Fuck the Lakers.

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« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2009, 12:34:56 pm »
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You are one messed up dude.

My second grade art fair project back in 1967 was a poster-sized drawing of Jerry West (No. 44, Zeke from Cabin Creek). I remember crying in 1970 when the dastardly Knicks (with Willis Reed) beat my Lakers 113-99 in Game 7 of the Championship Series. My dad was pulling for Willis Reed because he was from Louisiana. I loved Chick Hearn, the longtime play-by-play voice of the Lakers. I just have been with them for so long, just like the Astros. I'm not a big fan of Kobe Bryant, but he's a marvelous player who earned his stripes this season.
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« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2009, 12:37:49 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2009, 12:34:56 pm
I'm not a big fan of Kobe Bryant, but he's a marvelous player who earned his stripes this season.

Unfortunately, they were not prison stripes.
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« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2009, 12:55:19 pm »
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Unfortunately, they were not prison stripes.

Those were earned in 2003.
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« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2009, 01:31:06 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 15, 2009, 12:34:56 pm
My second grade art fair project back in 1967 was a poster-sized drawing of Jerry West (No. 44, Zeke from Cabin Creek). I remember crying in 1970 when the dastardly Knicks (with Willis Reed) beat my Lakers 113-99 in Game 7 of the Championship Series. My dad was pulling for Willis Reed because he was from Louisiana. I loved Chick Hearn, the longtime play-by-play voice of the Lakers. I just have been with them for so long, just like the Astros. I'm not a big fan of Kobe Bryant, but he's a smug massive cocksucker who earned his stripes this season.

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« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2009, 01:44:28 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on June 15, 2009, 01:31:06 pm
FIFY.

Just a point of clarification.

Is Kobe massive or are the cocks that he suck massive?  I think it makes a difference.
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« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2009, 01:46:20 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on June 15, 2009, 01:44:28 pm
Just a point of clarification.

Is Kobe massive or are the cocks that he suck massive?  I think it makes a difference.

D.) All of the above.
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