Author Topic: Rukkakes @ Good Guys, 6/2/9 (Read 10538 times)

Ebby Calvin · « **on:** June 02, 2009, 06:07:30 pm »

Starting Lineups

Rockies

D. Fowler cf
C. Barmes 2b
T. Helton 1b
B. Hawpe rf
G. Atkins 3b
S. Smith lf
T. Tulowitzki ss
P. Phillips c
U. Jimenez rhp

Astros

M. Bourn cf
M. Tejada ss
H. Pence rf
C. Lee lf
L. Berkman 1b
G. Blum 3b
E. Maysonet 2b
H. Quintero c
F. Paulino p

Strange Days

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:08:46 pm »

Fowler k's swinging. 1 out.

I can do PBP for an inning or two, can someone else take over after that?

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:09:10 pm »

Barmes k's swinging. 2 outs.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:10:31 pm »

Helton k's looking. 3 outs.

Mid 1st, 0-0.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:12:52 pm »

Rock and fire Paulino!

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:13:20 pm »

Bottom 1st

Bourn singles to LF. 1 on, 0 out.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:15:08 pm »

Tejada flies to CF on a 1-1 pitch. 1 on, 1 out.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:16:47 pm »

Hunter Hunter Pence, y'all flies out to shallow center. 1 on, 2 outs.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:18:55 pm »

KaBong (Bourn steals second easily on the 0-0 count) swinging bunt, manages to shuffle halfway down line before mercifully being thrown out. 3 outs.

End 1, 0-0.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:20:42 pm »

Top 2nd.

Paulino allows a Rockies hitter to put the bat on the ball. Hawpe grounds out to 2B. 1 out.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:22:17 pm »

Atkins works a full count, bounces to Paulino. 2 outs.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:23:24 pm »

Smith hits the first pitch to Puma, toss to Paulino in time. 3 outs.

Mid 2nd, 0-0

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:25:47 pm »

Bottom 2nd.

Twinkie grounds out to 2B. 1 out.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:25:53 pm »

Atascosita grannies love Lance!

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:28:20 pm »

Blummer works a full count walk. 1 on, 1 out.

Both starters consistently hitting 97 mph on the FSH radar gun.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #15 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:29:47 pm »

Maysonet cracks a looper to RF. 2 on, 1 out.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #16 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:33:05 pm »

Q fouls off strike 3 several times, pitching coach visits Jimenez at the mound, high chopper to the mound, both runners advance on the bounce, Q out at 1st. 2 outs, men on 2nd and 3rd.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #17 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:34:06 pm »

Paulino broken bat swinging bunt on the first pitch, out at first. 3 outs.

End 2nd, 0-0.

Gotta run guys, hope somebody can pick up PBP.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:49:58 pm »

Bourn walked; Miggy singles to RF-Bourn to third; Pence strikes out. Shitfuck.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:51:26 pm »

El Caballo grounds into an around-the-horn twin-killing. Shitfuck squared. Onto the top of the fourth-no score.

JimR · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:52:37 pm »

Pence swing his ass off. Get him out of the 3 hole.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:53:27 pm »

Pence fucked us last inning by going for the downs instead of trying to get the run home.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:54:16 pm »

Barmes K's looking.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:55:42 pm »

Helton doubles. El Caballo lookes scary out there overrunning the ball.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:56:44 pm »

Hawpe doubles home Helton with a drive to LCF.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #25 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:58:33 pm »

Atkins flies out to shallow RF.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #26 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:59:34 pm »

Smith singles to RCF; Hawpe scores. 2-0. Two out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #27 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:01:29 pm »

Tulowitski flies out to CF. Side retired. 2-0 Wrong team bottom 4

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #28 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:04:45 pm »

Tulowitski out of the game. Twinkie leads off with a base knock to RF, but Blum grounds into a 4-6-3 twin-killing. Two out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #29 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:06:26 pm »

Maysonet out 5-3 Side retired. 2-0 Rukkakes. Top 5th.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #30 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:09:09 pm »

Phillips flies out to CF. One out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #31 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:10:19 pm »

Jimenez out 4-3 Two out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #32 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:12:42 pm »

Fowler singles to RF. Pence should have caught it but he didn't hold on.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #33 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:14:00 pm »

Barmes ground into a FC 6-4. Side retired. 2-0 Rox Bottom 5

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #34 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:16:49 pm »

Q K's on a high inside pitch. Looked like shit at the plate.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #35 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:17:53 pm »

Paulino K's on a hook. Two out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #36 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:19:36 pm »

Bourn legs out a two bagger.

Matt · « **Reply #37 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:20:41 pm »

Very nice hustle from Bourn.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #38 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:22:40 pm »

Miggy singles home Bourn. Bourn is the man for legging out that double!

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #39 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:23:12 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 02, 2009, 08:20:41 pm

Very nice hustle from Bourn.

And scores on the single by Tejada. That's a hustle run right there. Gotta love it.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #40 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:27:04 pm »

Pence works a walk. Runners on first and second. Two out. Apodaca to the hill to chat.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #41 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:29:08 pm »

El Caballo grounds out to 2B. Good play by Barmes. Side retired. 2-1 Top Six.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #42 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:31:51 pm »

Helton out. Didn't see what happened.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #43 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:32:50 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 02, 2009, 08:29:08 pm

El Caballo grounds out to 2B. Good play by Barmes. Side retired. 2-1 Top Six.

It was a nice play, but there aren't more then three or four living players that couldn't have beaten that out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #44 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:33:37 pm »

Hawpe walks on five pitches. Concerns?. First walk for Paulino.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #45 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:34:22 pm »

Atkins pops out to short right field-Maysonet grabbing it. Two out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #46 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:36:12 pm »

Wild pitch. Hawpe to second.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #47 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:37:18 pm »

Smith looks at strike three. Beautiful curve ball.

Matt · « **Reply #48 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:38:24 pm »

Was that last pitch a curve or a change up? It clocked in at 88.

MusicMan · « **Reply #49 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:39:03 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 02, 2009, 08:36:12 pm

Wild pitch. Hawpe to second.

Q isn't nearly the weapon behind the plate he'd like to think he is.

MusicMan · « **Reply #50 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:39:21 pm »

Quote from: Matt on June 02, 2009, 08:38:24 pm

Was that last pitch a curve or a change up? It clocked in at 88.

It was a classic curve ball.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #51 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:40:53 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 08:39:03 pm

Q isn't nearly the weapon behind the plate he'd like to think he is.

What does that have to do with the wild pitch?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #52 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:42:02 pm »

Twinkie singles to LF.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #53 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:42:52 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 02, 2009, 08:42:02 pm

Twinkie singles to LF.

That's a nice piece of hitting. Most guys pop that pitch up.

MusicMan · « **Reply #54 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:43:53 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 08:40:53 pm

What does that have to do with the wild pitch?

It bounced out in front of the plate, and Q looked shocked that a runner was daring to move on him.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #55 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:44:11 pm »

Blum walks. Runners on first and second for Maysonet. No outs.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #56 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:47:57 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 08:43:53 pm

It bounced out in front of the plate, and Q looked shocked that a runner was daring to move on him.

Well, I think he didn't realize how far it bounced away, and thought maybe he had a play. He did a great job simply keeping that ball in front of him. I thought you might be suggesting there was something he could have done differently. Other than the goofy look.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #57 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:48:35 pm »

Ouch.

MusicMan · « **Reply #58 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:49:29 pm »

If that ump can stay in, he's one tough SOB. 98 mph heater straight into the elbow.

moriartp · « **Reply #59 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:49:53 pm »

Rex's mustache looking a little unkempt tonight.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #60 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:50:02 pm »

Maysonet strikes out on a pitch that got nothing but the umpire's arm. Catcher got crossed up and was looking hook but the 98 MPH cheese nipped the umpire. Ouch. Twinkie to third.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #61 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:50:22 pm »

Quote from: Navin R Johnson on June 02, 2009, 08:48:35 pm

Ouch.

Looks like it hit him on the arm.

MusicMan · « **Reply #62 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:50:41 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 08:47:57 pm

Well, I think he didn't realize how far it bounced away, and thought maybe he had a play. He did a great job simply keeping that ball in front of him. I thought you might be suggesting there was something he could have done differently. Other than the goofy look.

No, it was good form on the block. I've just noticed that with all the snap throws, etc., he really hinks he's capable of completely stopping every runner.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #63 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:51:11 pm »

Ruled a passed ball, but that's a tough one.

MusicMan · « **Reply #64 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:52:20 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 08:51:11 pm

Ruled a passed ball, but that's a tough one.

He was clearly expecting the 2, and got the 1.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #65 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:52:37 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 08:50:41 pm

No, it was good form on the block. I've just noticed that with all the snap throws, etc., he really hinks he's capable of completely stopping every runner.

I understand what you're saying. There's a fine line between controlling the running game and simply being reckless, and Q flirts with it.

MusicMan · « **Reply #66 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:55:50 pm »

Tough break on a damned fine at bat.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #67 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:56:09 pm »

Erstad lines out to SS. Two outs. Great AB, but no cigar.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #68 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:56:21 pm »

Damn, great AB from DE, not the result he was looking for though,

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #69 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:57:55 pm »

Pudge out 5-3. Shitfuck. 2-1 Wrong Guys. Top 7.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #70 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:57:58 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 02, 2009, 08:56:09 pm

Erstad lines out to SS. Two outs. Great AB, but no cigar.

Speaking of cigars, one of the benefits of my little 500 square foot bachelor pad is no one can tell me not to fire one up while watching the game. I think I will. Thanks.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #71 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:00:04 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 08:57:58 pm

Speaking of cigars, one of the benefits of my little 500 square foot bachelor pad is no one can tell me not to fire one up while watching the game. I think I will. Thanks.

Watcha huffin, HH?

JackAstro · « **Reply #72 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:00:52 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 08:57:58 pm

Speaking of cigars, one of the benefits of my little 500 square foot bachelor pad is no one can tell me not to fire one up while watching the game. I think I will. Thanks.

Dammit. I see that I still have a long way to go in life before I've arrived.

MusicMan · « **Reply #73 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:03:06 pm »

Quote from: JackAstro on June 02, 2009, 09:00:52 pm

Dammit. I see that I still have a long way to go in life before I've arrived.

Stay thirsty, my friend.

Speaking of lighting up... has anyone ever more directly advertised to the stoner crowd than Jack in the Box with their $0.99 taco commercial?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #74 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:03:18 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 02, 2009, 09:00:04 pm

Watcha huffin, HH?

Montecristo No. 3

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #75 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:03:53 pm »

Fulchino relieves Paulino. Quintanillo (sp) flies out to El Caballo. One out.

JackAstro · « **Reply #76 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:04:07 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 09:03:06 pm

Stay thirsty, my friend.

Speaking of lighting up... has anyone ever more directly advertised to the stoner crowd than Jack in the Box with their $0.99 taco commercial?

Absolutely not, no. The missus and I marvel at this every time.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #77 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:04:22 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 09:03:06 pm

Stay thirsty, my friend.

Speaking of lighting up... has anyone ever more directly advertised to the stoner crowd than Jack in the Box with their $0.99 taco commercial?

They should get Cheech and Chong to make an appearance.

rifraft · « **Reply #78 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:04:27 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 09:03:06 pm

Stay thirsty, my friend.

Speaking of lighting up... has anyone ever more directly advertised to the stoner crowd than Jack in the Box with their $0.99 taco commercial?

hedging their bets, hoping marijuana is legalized.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #79 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:04:39 pm »

Quote from: JackAstro on June 02, 2009, 09:00:52 pm

Dammit. I see that I still have a long way to go in life before I've arrived.

If you aren't fortunate enough to live in a dinky apartment 600 miles from your wife and house, then you should at least have a "man cave".

Ron Brand · « **Reply #80 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:04:54 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 09:03:18 pm

Montecristo No. 3

Outstanding. Enjoy.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #81 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:05:11 pm »

Phillips singles to CF.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #82 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:07:54 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 02, 2009, 09:04:54 pm

Outstanding. Enjoy.

I have some Glinlivet to round it out.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #83 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:08:56 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 09:07:54 pm

I have some Glinlivet to round it out.

I'm all out of Tiparillos but I do have some Diet Root Beer.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #84 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:09:50 pm »

Murton pinch hits for Jiminez. Murton singles to RF. Runners on first and third with one out.

MusicMan · « **Reply #85 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:11:06 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 02, 2009, 09:09:50 pm

Murton pinch hits for Jiminez. Murton singles to RF. Runners on first and third with one out.

Perfectly executed hit and rum. Hit it right at Maysonet's vacated spot.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #86 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:11:09 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 02, 2009, 09:08:56 pm

I'm all out of Tiparillos but I do have some Diet Root Beer.

Cretin.

JackAstro · « **Reply #87 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:11:19 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 09:04:39 pm

If you aren't fortunate enough to live in a dinky apartment 600 miles from your wife and house, then you should at least have a "man cave".

While I fully I agree, my house is too small to maintain a proper one. Closest I've got is my desk in the bedroom, which has almost every inanimate object that I love within reach. I work an awful lot at night (like now), and watch the games on a little LCD screen just left of the keyboard. To the right is a Manhattan, half-drunk. Just to the right of that is an original piece of Astroturf from the Dome. A bunch of various and sundry, and a Marshall JCM 900 sitting on top of a Fender 4x12. It's not all bad, but no cigars.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #88 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:11:33 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 09:11:06 pm

Perfectly executed hit and rum. Hit it right at Maysonet's vacated spot.

Of all the rotten fuckin luck...

MusicMan · « **Reply #89 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:11:54 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 09:11:09 pm

Cretin.

I don't always drink Diet Root Beer, but when I do, it's A&W.

JackAstro · « **Reply #90 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:12:15 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 09:11:06 pm

Perfectly executed hit and rum. Hit it right at Maysonet's vacated spot.

Mmmmmmmmmm... hittin' rum.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #91 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:12:45 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 09:11:06 pm

Perfectly executed hit and rum. Hit it right at Maysonet's vacated spot.

Hit and "rum"?

MusicMan · « **Reply #92 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:13:45 pm »

Pudge is right... that should have been interference. Batter's dive is what caused that throw to go so high.

MusicMan · « **Reply #93 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:14:05 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 09:12:45 pm

Hit and "rum"?

Freudian slip, not fredian.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #94 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:14:25 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 09:11:54 pm

I don't always drink Diet Root Beer, but when I do, it's A&W.

Tonight it was Stewart's. Although after HH's pointed riposte it's clearly time to bust out the 18 yr old Glenlivet now. No cheroots though.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #95 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:14:46 pm »

Fowler struck out. Steal of second. Two out. Gotta get Barmes. Helton awaits.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #96 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:15:21 pm »

Barmes out F3. Side retired. 2-1 Rox Bottom 7.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #97 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:15:32 pm »

Quote from: JackAstro on June 02, 2009, 09:11:19 pm

To the right is a Manhattan, half-drunk.

Alkie?

MusicMan · « **Reply #98 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:16:41 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 09:15:32 pm

Alkie?

He said half.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #99 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:16:49 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 02, 2009, 09:14:25 pm

Tonight it was Stewart's. Although after HH's pointed riposte it's clearly time to bust out the 18 yr old Glenlivet now. No cheroots though.

Attaboy. Never trust a man who doesn't have scotch on hand.

JackAstro · « **Reply #100 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:18:28 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on June 02, 2009, 09:16:41 pm

He said half.

The Manhattan's half-full, I'm 1/8th drunk.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #101 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:18:39 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 09:16:49 pm

Attaboy. Never trust a man who doesn't have scotch on hand.

Exactly. If only the game were a better accompaniment.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #102 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:19:28 pm »

Bourn bunts, but out 1-3. Pitching change.

JackAstro · « **Reply #103 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:19:37 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 09:15:32 pm

Alkie?

I thought we were required to reference Manhattan in every thread now...

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #104 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:19:56 pm »

Quote from: JackAstro on June 02, 2009, 09:18:28 pm

I'm 1/8th drunk.

I'm 1/8th Irish...which is pretty much the same thing.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #105 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:20:25 pm »

Quote from: JackAstro on June 02, 2009, 09:19:37 pm

I thought we were required to reference Manhattan in every thread now...

Alkie as Dr. Manhattan?

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #106 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:20:26 pm »

Quote from: JackAstro on June 02, 2009, 09:11:19 pm

Just to the right of that is an original piece of Astroturf from the Dome.

I have one of those. Treasure.

JackAstro · « **Reply #107 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:21:59 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on June 02, 2009, 09:20:26 pm

I have one of those. Treasure.

Truly. If you ever find out how to match the number on the back to a location on the field, let me know. It's my white whale.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #108 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:22:52 pm »

Perralta's lathered up like a ten dollar mule. Isn't the roof closed?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #109 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:23:53 pm »

Peralta on to pitch to Miggy. Miggy strikes out.

MusicMan · « **Reply #110 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:23:54 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 02, 2009, 09:22:52 pm

Perralta's lathered up like a ten dollar mule. Isn't the roof closed?

Judging by the gold chain, I'm guessing that's actually Aqua Velva.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #111 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:24:36 pm »

Quote from: JackAstro on June 02, 2009, 09:21:59 pm

Truly. If you ever find out how to match the number on the back to a location on the field, let me know. It's my white whale.

I never thought of that. Do you know if it was documented as such or is it just a hope?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #112 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:25:59 pm »

Pence grounds out 1-3. Side retired.

JackAstro · « **Reply #113 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:27:43 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on June 02, 2009, 09:24:36 pm

I never thought of that. Do you know if it was documented as such or is it just a hope?

Mostly hope, plus a little bit of anecdote.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #114 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:28:59 pm »

Helton groounds out 4-3. One out.

JackAstro · « **Reply #115 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:30:24 pm »

If we all wish hard enough, they will stop doing the fucking wave soon.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #116 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:30:47 pm »

Smith walks.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #117 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:34:12 pm »

Atkins pops out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #118 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:35:05 pm »

Ground out to Twinkie. Side retired. 2-1 Bottom 7.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #119 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:35:23 pm »

Alright boys...nuts of the order coming up in the 8th...let's reach down and find a pair.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #120 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:38:20 pm »

Corpas in. El Caballo looks a strike three. One out.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #121 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:39:18 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 02, 2009, 09:38:20 pm

Corpas in. El Caballo looks a strike three. One out.

That was the same fucking pitch as the 2-2 to Murton in the 7th, and Fulchino got squeezed.

MusicMan · « **Reply #122 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:40:02 pm »

Wow... Lance clearly guessed wrong on that one.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #123 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:40:15 pm »

Twinkie looks at strike three. Two out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #124 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:42:13 pm »

Blum singles.

BatGirl · « **Reply #125 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:43:04 pm »

footer said that blum's been ready to
come back since the middle of pirates series

MusicMan · « **Reply #126 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:44:00 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on June 02, 2009, 09:43:04 pm

footer said that blum's been ready to
come back since the middle of pirates series

Manager's decision.

MusicMan · « **Reply #127 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:45:02 pm »

The credit I give the HP ump will only extend so far if he keeps up this circus of a strike zone.

Maysonet singles to CF.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #128 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:45:55 pm »

Kata pinch runs for Blum. Single. Runners on first and second. Two out.

BatGirl · « **Reply #129 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:48:28 pm »

jeez
how many lob tonight?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #130 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:48:41 pm »

Jason Michaels pinch hits and strikes out. Side retired. 2-1 Rox Top 8.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #131 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:51:16 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 02, 2009, 09:48:41 pm

Jason Michaels pinch hits and strikes out. Side retired. 2-1 Rox Top 8.

Just me, but I would have hit Keppinger in that spot.

BTW, this is the 9th.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #132 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:52:59 pm »

Kata stays in at 2B. Maysonet moves to 3B. Arias in to pitch. Quintanilla K's swinging. One out.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #133 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:56:12 pm »

Phillips walks on a good AB.

JackAstro · « **Reply #134 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:56:55 pm »

Worst Scottish accent ever?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #135 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:57:56 pm »

Quote from: JackAstro on June 02, 2009, 09:56:55 pm

Worst Scottish accent ever?

That's thinking with yer dipstick!

JackAstro · « **Reply #136 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:58:54 pm »

Holy shit. Was he actually out?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #137 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:59:22 pm »

Stewart pinch hits. Stewart grounds out 3-4-1. Two out. Runner to second. Twinkie tweeked his ankle.

JackAstro · « **Reply #138 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:59:29 pm »

Yes he was. Fucking awesome.

JackAstro · « **Reply #139 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:00:45 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 02, 2009, 09:57:56 pm

That's thinking with yer dipstick!

There is almost nothing in life that is not improved by people falling down or people getting hit by things.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #140 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:01:47 pm »

Damn, that's a cute girl sittin with that doofus.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #141 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:01:55 pm »

There are dozens of people left in the Park. Looks like a game in Pittsburgh.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #142 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:02:52 pm »

Fowler walks. Runners at 1B and 2B. Two outs.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #143 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:03:04 pm »

Quote from: Navin R Johnson on June 02, 2009, 10:01:55 pm

There are dozens of people left in the Park. Looks like a game in Pittsburgh.

Yeah, but there are blondes with nice titties.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #144 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:05:15 pm »

Hell of a pitch.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #145 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:05:24 pm »

Barmes looks at a friendly strike three. Side retired. Bottom nine.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #146 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:05:54 pm »

Was that guy wearing a Mercyful Fate tshirt?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #147 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:08:57 pm »

Street on to pitch. Pudge singles to LF.

hostros7 · « **Reply #148 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:10:03 pm »

Break for the good guys! Sac bunt and bourn gets hit on the throw to first, pudge goes to 3rd, no outs.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #149 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:10:24 pm »

Starting to suck being Huston Street.

JackAstro · « **Reply #150 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:10:28 pm »

Here we go.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #151 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:10:52 pm »

Bourn bunts. Error on pitcher. Pudge to third. Runners on the corners. No outs.

Lurch · « **Reply #152 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:11:45 pm »

I think I need to get a Bourn jersey. I'm a big fan.

JackAstro · « **Reply #153 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:12:39 pm »

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #154 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:12:56 pm »

Nice, Tie ball game!

Ron Brand · « **Reply #155 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:13:01 pm »

Miggy is The Man.

hostros7 · « **Reply #156 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:13:07 pm »

Tie game, nobody out men on 1st and 2nd on a bloop single to right by miggy

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #157 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:13:16 pm »

Miggy singles. Pudge scores. Runners on first and second. No outs.

hostros7 · « **Reply #158 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:13:54 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on June 02, 2009, 10:11:45 pm

I think I need to get a Bourn jersey. I'm a big fan.

The silver lining of the season so far for me

hostros7 · « **Reply #159 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:14:40 pm »

Come on, Hunter. Earn that terrible marketing promotion in your honor.

JackAstro · « **Reply #160 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:15:06 pm »

SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH STAY FAIR

JackAstro · « **Reply #161 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:16:09 pm »

BULLSHIT

hostros7 · « **Reply #162 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:16:27 pm »

FUCK - DP 6-4-3

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #163 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:16:39 pm »

Pence grounds int otwin killing. Bourn to third. Two outs.

JimR · « **Reply #164 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:17:21 pm »

Please get Pence out of the 3 hole.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #165 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:17:36 pm »

<charles barkley>turrrrrrrrible</charles Barkley>

hostros7 · « **Reply #166 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:18:07 pm »

Coop: "I was actually talking to this ferret I have in a ball bag in the dugout so i didn't see the play, but just I'm just going to talk and just look agitated like I'm out here putting you in your place. Please? Ok, I'll go sit down now."

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #167 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:18:20 pm »

El Caballo to be put on intentionally.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #168 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:19:24 pm »

I think walking the bases loaded here is a mistake. That's me.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #169 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:20:37 pm »

Twinkie to be put on as well. Setting the table for Kata.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #170 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:20:41 pm »

Less respect for Kata.

hostros7 · « **Reply #171 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:21:08 pm »

I'd have at least try and make em chase a bad pitch or 2 first.

Outlawscotty · « **Reply #172 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:21:14 pm »

What was Street bitching about?

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #173 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:22:34 pm »

Quote from: outlawscotty on June 02, 2009, 10:21:14 pm

What was Street bitching about?

Was wondering the same thing.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #174 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:23:22 pm »

Quote from: outlawscotty on June 02, 2009, 10:21:14 pm

What was Street bitching about?

Not sure, but he didn't appear to be bitching as much as asking a question. Seemed downright chummy.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #175 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:24:32 pm »

JD did call 14 innings for this game earlier, when they were showing Art Howe and company setting up for the post game show.....

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #176 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:24:42 pm »

Kata lines out to SS. Free baseball.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #177 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:25:06 pm »

Crap. At least it's tied up.

JackAstro · « **Reply #178 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:27:41 pm »

Someone warm up Austin Wood

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #179 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:28:30 pm »

The GIDP by Pence killed them. Without it, they have to face either Berkman or Lee with the winning run at 3B with 1 out.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #180 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:29:45 pm »

Having Pence bunt would have been the prudent thing to do, imo.

JackAstro · « **Reply #181 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:29:58 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 10:28:30 pm

The GIDP by Pence killed them. Without it, they have to face either Berkman or Lee with the winning run at 3B with 1 out.

If you get to Lee, that's pretty much automatic.

JimR · « **Reply #182 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:31:10 pm »

You're not going to bunt the 3 hitter.

JackAstro · « **Reply #183 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:31:16 pm »

By the way, I hope Coop gave Hunter an attaboy and a slap on the ass for trying to pull that pitch.

Navin R Johnson · « **Reply #184 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:32:09 pm »

He isn't a three hitter, he just happens to be hitting there.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #185 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:32:49 pm »

Hawpe pops out to Miggy. One out.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #186 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:32:52 pm »

Quote from: JimR on June 02, 2009, 10:31:10 pm

You're not going to bunt the 3 hitter.

Nope, you gotta give who is supposed to be your best hitter a chance to drive in the winning run. But GIDP is the worst thing that could have happened.

JimR · « **Reply #187 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:33:14 pm »

Terrible, roll-over swing. Move him down, please.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #188 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:34:02 pm »

Spilbourghs flies out to Pence. Two outs.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #189 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:34:54 pm »

Quote from: JimR on June 02, 2009, 10:33:14 pm

Terrible, roll-over swing. Move him down, please.

I can understand moving Lance out of the 3 spot...sort of. But why Pence? Why not Tejada?

JackAstro · « **Reply #190 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:35:18 pm »

Quote from: JimR on June 02, 2009, 10:33:14 pm

Terrible, roll-over swing. Move him down, please.

That's just how RBI men do what RBI men do.

JackAstro · « **Reply #191 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:38:04 pm »

Dirty pitch.

hostros7 · « **Reply #192 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:38:16 pm »

Great FB at the knees got him looking, 3 away.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #193 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:38:28 pm »

Smith looks at strike three. Side retired. Bottom 10.

BudGirl · « **Reply #194 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:41:54 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on June 02, 2009, 10:03:04 pm

Yeah, but there are blondes with nice titties.

you shouldn't talk about osf or limey like that. it isn't nice.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #195 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:42:39 pm »

Fogg in to pitch. Maysonet strikes out swinging. One out.

hostros7 · « **Reply #196 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:42:47 pm »

Damn, 3 meat balls in a row, too and got the K

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #197 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:43:50 pm »

Keppinger pinch hits for Hawkins. Keppinger out 6-3. Two down.

moriartp · « **Reply #198 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:43:55 pm »

Quote from: hostros7 on June 02, 2009, 10:42:47 pm

Damn, 3 meat balls in a row, too and got the K

Pretty ugly after being up 3-0.

Lurch · « **Reply #199 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:44:49 pm »

I'd like to take a moment to appologize to fellow Austinites for tonight's looming storm. I foolishly watered my whole yard and garden more than usual today without checking the weather first. Should be torrential.