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"Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« on: May 21, 2009, 04:05:50 pm »
Just when you thought their season couldn't get any worse, the promotions department for the Nationals decides to fire pulverized sausage bits at the crowd.  "A whiff of grapeshot?"  More like a whiff of Jimmy Dean, am I right?
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 04:07:48 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 21, 2009, 04:05:50 pm
Just when you thought their season couldn't get any worse, the promotions department for the Nationals decides to fire pulverized sausage bits at the crowd.  "A whiff of grapeshot?"  More like a whiff of Jimmy Dean, am I right?

that is the wurst promotion imaginable.
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 04:10:36 pm »
Quote from: JimR on May 21, 2009, 04:07:48 pm
that is the wurst promotion imaginable.

Fans nowadays are a bunch of wienies... bring a glove to the game, whydontcha!
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 04:14:07 pm »
No chance of finding a date there.  Total sausagefest.
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2009, 05:22:25 pm »
I understand why the Nationals tried this.  They were tired of getting boudain wanted to see if something new and different would endear them to their fans.  We don’t want to fault them for trying to turn the local fan base andouille?  The Nats are not really a team to waste our enmity on, it’s not like when we play the Brewers and I’m just wishing Wandy or Roy-o would rear back and knock Braunschweiger off, or something.

Hot dogs a bad idea?  Bologna!  What else are you going to fire at fans?  Spaghetti and meatballs?  No.  Salmon croquettes?  No.  Not even chicken marsalami, I’m going with sausages of some sort every time.  Gotta keep things on an even kielbasa, sausage!  Best food ever!!
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 05:24:54 pm »
Here's another link.
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2009, 09:37:18 pm »
Photo caption:

"John Q. Public, who worked hard to bring home the bacon, buy a game ticket, and hopefully catch a home run, instead takes an exploding weenie-and-bun combo to the head. Cheese!"
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2009, 10:07:51 pm »
Sadly, another case of reckless pork barrel spending in our nation's capitol.
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 10:29:02 pm »
Quote from: subnuclear on May 21, 2009, 10:07:51 pm
Sadly, another case of reckless pork barrel spending in our nation's capitol.

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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 10:44:17 pm »
Quote from: subnuclear on May 21, 2009, 10:07:51 pm
Sadly, another case of reckless pork barrel spending in our nation's capitol.

Those politicians will get what's coming to them. What goes pork rind, comes pork rind.
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2009, 10:53:11 am »
Should of brat a glove.
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2009, 11:38:15 am »
"Hey ladies...how'd you like to be attacked by my free sausage giveaway?"
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2009, 12:11:28 pm »
Quote from: JimR on May 21, 2009, 04:07:48 pm
that is the wurst promotion imaginable.

Nominated. Nice word play Coach.
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2009, 12:16:25 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 22, 2009, 11:38:15 am
"Hey ladies...how'd you like to be attacked by my free sausage giveaway?"

A comment like that snout appropriate for public consumption.
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2009, 12:24:26 pm »
Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 22, 2009, 12:16:25 pm
A comment like that snout appropriate for public consumption.

*Must be 18 to enter, void where prohibited.  Offer not available outside Texas!  For a free entry form, write Gizzmonic's Sausage Blast! Box 60606, Pueblo, CO.
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2009, 12:57:42 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 22, 2009, 12:24:26 pm
*Must be 18 to enter, void where prohibited.  Offer not available outside Texas!  For a free entry form, write Gizzmonic's Sausage Blast! Box 60606, Pueblo, CO.

Offer good in 49 of the United States, sorry Utah.
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Re: "Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausage Giveaway"
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2009, 01:18:19 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on May 22, 2009, 12:57:42 pm
Offer good in 49 of the United States, sorry Utah.

Residents of Iowa, Massachussetts, Maine, Vermont, and Conncecticut may enter twice.
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