Author Topic: brewers at ASTROS 5.19.09 (Read 4311 times)

BatGirl · « **on:** May 19, 2009, 06:25:35 pm »

mlb gameday
mark's preview

hart
hall
braun
fielder
cameron
hardy
rivera
mcgehee
bush

astros

matsui
bourn
berkman
lee
tejada
pence
blum
rodriguez
hampton

JaneDoe · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:11:14 pm »

Fucknose just GIDP. Mark should be happy.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:15:46 pm »

Wow. Bourn is fast.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #3 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:17:22 pm »

Bill Brown: Looks like he (Berkman) was wiping something off his uniform.

JD: Mustard.
From his hot dog before the game.

cougar · « **Reply #4 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:19:25 pm »

Well, I was going to call that an Astros clusterfuck, but the Brewers managed to out-clusterfuck us.

Competing clusterfucks! Yessir, it's Astros baseball 2009!

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #5 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:19:27 pm »

That was weird. Cool, but weird. (JD: "When is a bad baserunning play a good baserunning play").

JaneDoe · « **Reply #6 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:20:27 pm »

Bourn. Caught in a pickle and manages to slide safely into first. Matsui scores.

My 14 yr-old, "Wow........wow..........wow, you gotta be kidding me."

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #7 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:20:53 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on May 19, 2009, 07:11:14 pm

Fucknose just GIDP. Mark should be happy.

DP from Lee, now he is happy... (damn funny line in the preview though...).

JaneDoe · « **Reply #8 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:21:49 pm »

Quote from: cougar on May 19, 2009, 07:19:25 pm

Well, I was going to call that an Astros clusterfuck, but the Brewers managed to out-clusterfuck us.

Competing clusterfucks! Yessir, it's Astros baseball 2009!

The clusterfuck was only getting one run out of that inning.

cougar · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:27:00 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on May 19, 2009, 07:21:49 pm

The clusterfuck was only getting one run out of that inning.

I agree, but I was suffering from premature postification.

cougar · « **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:30:46 pm »

Get in front of the damn ball Hart! Don't give me any of this "Ole!" bullshit!

JimR · « **Reply #11 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:41:47 pm »

Dave Bush is doing more body language whining than anyone I've ever seen.

This is Mark posting from the old man's office.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #12 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:44:05 pm »

Quote from: JimR on May 19, 2009, 07:41:47 pm

Dave Bush is doing more body language whining than anyone I've ever seen.

This is Mark posting from the old man's office.

The capitalization threw me off.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:59:01 pm »

Why hold on to the ball so long there Tejada. Geez...

cougar · « **Reply #14 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:59:40 pm »

Did that play really deserve a triple pump before the throw, Miguel?

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #15 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:59:47 pm »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 19, 2009, 07:59:01 pm

Why hold on to the ball so long there Tejada. Geez...

Geez, can no one execute a fucking rundown?

JaneDoe · « **Reply #16 on:** May 19, 2009, 07:59:56 pm »

Tejada decided to out-out-clusterfuck the out-clusterfuck.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #17 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:01:44 pm »

Quote from: cougar on May 19, 2009, 07:59:40 pm

Did that play really deserve a triple pump before the throw, Miguel?

Looked like he was telling Blum "get down, get down", but still... C'mon Miggy, you're better than that!

T. J. · « **Reply #18 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:02:02 pm »

A sextuple pump. I've never seen that before.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #19 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:03:46 pm »

Dammit! Had a shot at Fielder...gotta relay that ball

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #20 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:05:27 pm »

Fun D Mentals boys....coulda had two outs at the plate and no runs allowed.

cougar · « **Reply #21 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:12:19 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on May 19, 2009, 07:59:56 pm

Tejada decided to out-out-clusterfuck the out-clusterfuck.

Now we need a bases loaded triple steal by the Astros where somehow everyone ends up scoring on 2 throwing errors and a fielding error.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #22 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:14:13 pm »

Quote from: cougar on May 19, 2009, 08:12:19 pm

Now we need a bases loaded triple steal by the Astros where somehow everyone ends up scoring on 2 throwing errors and a fielding error.

This game would be tied if Carlos Lee wasn't dragging a bass boat around the bases.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #23 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:17:56 pm »

C'mon Blum. You've got to get the run in. No Hampton. That's a mixed blessing. He wasn't sharp tonight.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #24 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:18:09 pm »

5th inning, Hampton out with an injury, Ortiz starts the top of the inning. (No word yet on the nature of the injury).

pravata · « **Reply #25 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:20:59 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 19, 2009, 08:14:13 pm

This game would be tied if Carlos Lee wasn't dragging a bass boat around the bases.

I think the bass boat is original equipment.

pravata · « **Reply #26 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:21:27 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 19, 2009, 08:17:56 pm

C'mon Blum. You've got to get the run in. No Hampton. That's a mixed blessing. He wasn't sharp tonight.

because he was injured maybe?

pravata · « **Reply #27 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:24:44 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on May 19, 2009, 07:20:27 pm

Bourn. Caught in a pickle and manages to slide safely into first. Matsui scores.

My 14 yr-old, "Wow........wow..........wow, you gotta be kidding me."

Bourn stayed close to Fielder and as he made the throw he slipped behind him, Fielder blocked the second man in the the pickle and Bourn was able to get close to 1st. On the 2nd throw, the throw went left Bourn went right and the fielder had to spin to try to make the tag, he spun around and his throw to first was late. Brilliant base running by Bourn.

MusicMan · « **Reply #28 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:26:57 pm »

Turned on the Astros game in the 5th. 2-1 and our starter is out, and apparently we've botched a rundown. MLIA.

pravata · « **Reply #29 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:28:05 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on May 19, 2009, 08:26:57 pm

Turned on the Astros game in the 5th. 2-1 and our starter is out, and apparently we've botched a rundown. MLIA.

Brewers botched the run down, with an assist by Bourn. Miggy choked a throw to the plate.

pravata · « **Reply #30 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:28:29 pm »

That's why Cooper brought in Ortiz.

chuck · « **Reply #31 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:29:06 pm »

Can Ortiz play third?

T. J. · « **Reply #32 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:29:51 pm »

Ortiz with the bomb. Well, a "bomb". It counts anyway.

T. J. · « **Reply #33 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:32:25 pm »

Thought that was gonna be 3 for sure.

Hampton with a cut left thumb. Got to be careful at those nail salons.

pravata · « **Reply #34 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:32:43 pm »

there it is, Bourn turns on the fastball in, liner over 1st.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #35 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:34:38 pm »

Quote from: T. J. on May 19, 2009, 08:32:25 pm

Thought that was gonna be 3 for sure.

I'm surprised he didn't go for it with one out already in the inning.

cougar · « **Reply #36 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:37:59 pm »

I almost expected Wesley to say, "I have to start 'The Red Badge of Courage' for my summer reading."

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #37 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:44:03 pm »

Nice over-the-shoulder catch there by the Puma!

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #38 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:46:24 pm »

Shit. Another missed shot at the plate.

MusicMan · « **Reply #39 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:47:04 pm »

dammit, pence. put it on the plate!

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #40 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:49:43 pm »

Quote from: MusicMan on May 19, 2009, 08:47:04 pm

dammit, pence. put it on the plate!

That's two throws that should have been cut. Those are on Pudge.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #41 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:54:14 pm »

Quote from: pravata on May 19, 2009, 08:21:27 pm

because he was injured maybe?

Sounds like a cut developed during the game. Those fucking suck.

chuck · « **Reply #42 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:55:17 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 19, 2009, 08:49:43 pm

That's two throws that should have been cut. Those are on Pudge.

Pudge should be tagging people out at home on shallow flies to the outfield rather than having to worry about shouting CUT because the throws are totally fucking off line. That was ridiculous.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #43 on:** May 19, 2009, 08:56:31 pm »

Pence is no right fielder. No arm.

chuck · « **Reply #44 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:01:33 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 19, 2009, 08:56:31 pm

Pence is no right fielder. No arm.

I mean, at least throw it in the general direction of the catcher, you know? Especially if you're very shallow.

Not sure why Blum didn't bunt there.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #45 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:02:50 pm »

Quote from: chuck on May 19, 2009, 08:55:17 pm

Pudge should be tagging people out at home on shallow flies to the outfield rather than having to worry about shouting CUT because the throws are totally fucking off line. That was ridiculous.

Shouting "CUT" is his job. I agree that the throws were bad, but that doesn't excuse Pudge from doing his, especially considering if he was, they'd have still gotten outs.

MusicMan · « **Reply #46 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:03:33 pm »

i think we can just agree that there is no predicting what coop will ever do.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #47 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:04:35 pm »

Quote from: chuck on May 19, 2009, 09:01:33 pm

Not sure why Blum didn't bunt there.

Probably didn't think Blum is much of a bunter.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #48 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:07:01 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 19, 2009, 09:04:35 pm

Probably didn't think Blum is much of a bunter.

Agin Bush, he wasn't much of a hitter either.

chuck · « **Reply #49 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:07:30 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 19, 2009, 09:02:50 pm

... they'd have still gotten outs.

Not that I could tell. I didn't see anyone who would have been thrown out with the outfield throw cutoff.

In all fairness to Hunter his last throw in was marred by a spring-training like bounce. It was off line, of course, but probably not as bad as it looked.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #50 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:09:10 pm »

I think that Pudge could have gotten the Tejada throw, but I don't fault him on the Bourn and Pence throws. They were, well, not good.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #51 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:10:30 pm »

Quote from: chuck on May 19, 2009, 09:07:30 pm

Not that I could tell. I didn't see anyone who would have been thrown out with the outfield throw cutoff.

In all fairness to Hunter his last throw in was marred by a spring-training like bounce. It was off line, of course, but probably not as bad as it looked.

Fielder was easily out, by several steps, had the throw from Bourn been relayed. Braun probably not, but a relay is the only shot you have on a throw that far off the mark. Letting the throw go through serves no purpose whatsoever.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #52 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:12:18 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 19, 2009, 09:09:10 pm

I think that Pudge could have gotten the Tejada throw, but I don't fault him on the Bourn and Pence throws. They were, well, not good.

The throw from Tejada was a tough play. I fault Pudge for not having the other two throws cut.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #53 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:14:24 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 19, 2009, 09:12:18 pm

The throw from Tejada was a tough play. I fault Pudge for not having the other two throws cut.

Agreed now on all counts. C'mon home team!

T. J. · « **Reply #54 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:20:16 pm »

Man, Villanueva must've been throwing some nasty stuff there. Made 'em all look bad.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #55 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:22:02 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on May 19, 2009, 09:14:24 pm

Agreed now on all counts. C'mon home team!

What, now you are a Brewer troll? Everyone knows the Astros play their home games in Milwaukee...

BatGirl · « **Reply #56 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:23:32 pm »

nice, blum!

T. J. · « **Reply #57 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:25:55 pm »

Grandpa in that Keystone commercial is a dick. He did call the guy "Nancy".

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #58 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:26:13 pm »

The only problem with the La Vieja Habana coronas is that they burn too fast.

pots · « **Reply #59 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:39:08 pm »

5-2 1 out in the 9th none on, Kerry Wood blows save. 6-5 Royals Final

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #60 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:44:01 pm »

Quote from: pots on May 19, 2009, 09:39:08 pm

5-2 1 out in the 9th none on, Kerry Wood blows save. 6-5 Royals Final

We follow the Tribe around here because of Carol. They are a disaster.

T. J. · « **Reply #61 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:47:17 pm »

Quote from: pots on May 19, 2009, 09:39:08 pm

5-2 1 out in the 9th none on, Kerry Wood blows save. 6-5 Royals Final

Wow. Homer, homer, walk, triple, sac fly.

Wish that would've happened in this game. Shoulda won this one.

BatGirl · « **Reply #62 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:50:16 pm »

Quote from: T. J. on May 19, 2009, 09:47:17 pm

Wow. Homer, homer, walk, triple, sac fly.

Wish that would've happened in this game. Shoulda won this one.

and the one before the one before this one

pots · « **Reply #63 on:** May 19, 2009, 09:52:28 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on May 19, 2009, 09:50:16 pm

and the one before the one before this one

Not to mention at least 2 more in the 4 game cincy series, and both games of the Nat series.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #64 on:** May 19, 2009, 10:02:47 pm »

Hoffman looked very good. Old bastard. Tim Wakefield won his fifth today. He's become my hero--old knuckleballer.