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« on: May 15, 2009, 10:04:21 am »
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Re: Parenting
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 10:38:38 am »
I have an uncle who lost his virginity this way.  I guess it's a custom in some places.  I wonder what Mom thinks about it?
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 10:40:37 am »
I have an uncle who lost his virginity this way.  I guess it's a custom in some places.  I wonder what Mom thinks about it?

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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 10:44:14 am »
I have an uncle who lost his virginity this way.  I guess it's a custom in some places.  I wonder what Mom thinks about it?

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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 10:46:55 am »
Fail?

Well, daddy got arrested and son got not tail.  Of course it is a "fail," and an epic fail at that...
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 10:51:42 am »
Well, daddy got arrested and son got not tail.  Of course it is a "fail," and an epic fail at that...

I tried to get my son laid by a hooker.  He got nothing and I went to jail.  FML.
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 10:54:50 am »
I tried to get my son laid by a hooker.  He got nothing and I went to jail.  FML.

I tried to get laid by my wife.  I got nothing and I watched SportsCenter.  MLIA.
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 11:04:18 am »
I tried to get laid by my wife.  I got nothing and I watched SportsCenter.  MLIA.


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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2009, 11:07:41 am »
I tried to get my son laid by a hooker.  He got nothing and I went to jail.  FML.

Aren't there supposed to be slutty teenage girls just dying to fulfill the boy's wish of losing his virginity?  At least, that's what all these teen movies seem to be telling me.
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 11:22:12 am »
Aren't there supposed to be slutty teenage girls just dying to fulfill the boy's wish of losing his virginity?  At least, that's what all these teen movies seem to be telling me.

There absolutely are.  It's just that when you're an insecure teenage boy, they're virtually impossible to spot, because you're so focused on your lack of self esteem, you don't know how to manipulate theirs.


Put another way, strippers don't all of a sudden develop daddy issues when they turn 18.

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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2009, 03:40:23 pm »
There absolutely are.  It's just that when you're an insecure teenage boy, they're virtually impossible to spot, because you're so focused on your lack of self esteem, you don't know how to manipulate theirs.

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Re: Parenting
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2009, 04:30:07 pm »
Attempting to find a furry bag of diseases to help your son lose his virginity is serious fail.
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2009, 04:43:28 pm »
Attempting to find a furry bag of diseases to help your son lose his virginity is serious fail.


Wait a minute....you're saying the world isn't full of hooker's with a heart of gold?
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2009, 04:45:04 pm »

Wait a minute....you're saying the world isn't full of hooker's with a heart of gold?

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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2009, 05:13:24 pm »
Put another way, strippers don't all of a sudden develop daddy issues when they turn 18.

um - point of order
they are EXOTIC DANCERS, not strippers
give them the respect that name deserves

also

Reason #1 why The Cure is still going strong after all these years.

please don't go there on that one
next you're going to start bashing on erasure...
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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2009, 10:22:24 pm »
kinda makes me glad i had nothing but daughters so i did not have to face that one whew
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2009, 11:07:37 pm »
um - point of order
they are EXOTIC DANCERS, not strippers
give them the respect that name deserves


I heard you were in entertainment, but I had no idea.  My humble apologies...

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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2009, 07:51:41 am »
um - point of order
they are EXOTIC DANCERS, not strippers
give them the respect that name deserves

And they work in Gentlemen's Clubs not Titty Bars.
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2009, 09:01:22 am »
And they work in Gentlemen's Clubs not Titty Bars.


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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2009, 04:32:48 pm »
kinda makes me glad i had nothing but daughters so i did not have to face that one whew
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2009, 05:41:23 pm »
And they work in Gentlemen's Clubs just to put themselves through school.

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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2009, 05:44:02 pm »
my daddy never got my sarcasm, either

I heard you were in entertainment, but I had no idea.  My humble apologies...
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2009, 06:11:35 pm »
kinda makes me glad i had nothing but daughters so i did not have to face that one whew

your daughters are eligible for the scenario.
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Re: Parenting
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2009, 10:07:25 pm »
And they work in Gentlemen's Clubs just to put themselves through school.

Then how come I never see any clear heels in Biology class?

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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2009, 10:14:12 am »
Then how come I never see any clear heels in Biology class?

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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2009, 01:48:30 pm »
Aren't there supposed to be slutty teenage girls just dying to fulfill the boy's wish of losing his virginity?  At least, that's what all these teen movies seem to be telling me.

And the British ones are even more likely to find the slutty American blondes, right?  The dad should've just bought the little tugger a plane ticket.
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