Author Topic: Parenting (Read 5826 times)

Limey · « **on:** May 15, 2009, 10:04:21 am »

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:38:38 am »

I have an uncle who lost his virginity this way. I guess it's a custom in some places. I wonder what Mom thinks about it?

Bench · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:40:37 am »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 15, 2009, 10:38:38 am

I have an uncle who lost his virginity this way. I guess it's a custom in some places. I wonder what Mom thinks about it?

Did your uncle grow up in a James Clavell novel?

JimR · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:44:14 am »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 15, 2009, 10:38:38 am

I have an uncle who lost his virginity this way. I guess it's a custom in some places. I wonder what Mom thinks about it?

that was Mom

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:46:55 am »

Quote from: Limey on May 15, 2009, 10:04:21 am

Fail?

Well, daddy got arrested and son got not tail. Of course it is a "fail," and an epic fail at that...

Limey · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:51:42 am »

Quote from: OregonStrosFan on May 15, 2009, 10:46:55 am

Well, daddy got arrested and son got not tail. Of course it is a "fail," and an epic fail at that...

I tried to get my son laid by a hooker. He got nothing and I went to jail. FML.

MusicMan · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:54:50 am »

Quote from: Limey on May 15, 2009, 10:51:42 am

I tried to get my son laid by a hooker. He got nothing and I went to jail. FML.

I tried to get laid by my wife. I got nothing and I watched SportsCenter. MLIA.

MRaup · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2009, 11:04:18 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on May 15, 2009, 10:54:50 am

I tried to get laid by my wife. I got nothing and I watched SportsCenter. MLIA.

Well played, sir.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2009, 11:07:41 am »

Quote from: Limey on May 15, 2009, 10:51:42 am

I tried to get my son laid by a hooker. He got nothing and I went to jail. FML.

Aren't there supposed to be slutty teenage girls just dying to fulfill the boy's wish of losing his virginity? At least, that's what all these teen movies seem to be telling me.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2009, 11:22:12 am »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 15, 2009, 11:07:41 am

Aren't there supposed to be slutty teenage girls just dying to fulfill the boy's wish of losing his virginity? At least, that's what all these teen movies seem to be telling me.

There absolutely are. It's just that when you're an insecure teenage boy, they're virtually impossible to spot, because you're so focused on your lack of self esteem, you don't know how to manipulate theirs.

Put another way, strippers don't all of a sudden develop daddy issues when they turn 18.

Limey · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2009, 03:40:23 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on May 15, 2009, 11:22:12 am

There absolutely are. It's just that when you're an insecure teenage boy, they're virtually impossible to spot, because you're so focused on your lack of self esteem, you don't know how to manipulate theirs.

Reason #1 why The Cure is still going strong after all these years.

94CougarGrad · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:30:07 pm »

Attempting to find a furry bag of diseases to help your son lose his virginity is serious fail.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:43:28 pm »

Quote from: 94CougarGrad on May 15, 2009, 04:30:07 pm

Attempting to find a furry bag of diseases to help your son lose his virginity is serious fail.

Wait a minute....you're saying the world isn't full of hooker's with a heart of gold?

Bench · « **Reply #13 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:45:04 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on May 15, 2009, 04:43:28 pm

Wait a minute....you're saying the world isn't full of hooker's with a heart of gold?

Damn you Julia Roberts!

BatGirl · « **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:13:24 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on May 15, 2009, 11:22:12 am

Put another way, strippers don't all of a sudden develop daddy issues when they turn 18.

um - point of order
they are EXOTIC DANCERS, not strippers
give them the respect that name deserves

also

Quote from: Limey on May 15, 2009, 03:40:23 pm

Reason #1 why The Cure is still going strong after all these years.

please don't go there on that one
next you're going to start bashing on erasure...

Fredia · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2009, 10:22:24 pm »

kinda makes me glad i had nothing but daughters so i did not have to face that one whew

Andyzipp · « **Reply #16 on:** May 15, 2009, 11:07:37 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on May 15, 2009, 05:13:24 pm

um - point of order
they are EXOTIC DANCERS, not strippers
give them the respect that name deserves

I heard you were in entertainment, but I had no idea. My humble apologies...

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:51:41 am »

Quote from: BatGirl on May 15, 2009, 05:13:24 pm

um - point of order
they are EXOTIC DANCERS, not strippers
give them the respect that name deserves

And they work in Gentlemen's Clubs not Titty Bars.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #18 on:** May 16, 2009, 09:01:22 am »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on May 16, 2009, 07:51:41 am

And they work in Gentlemen's Clubs not Titty Bars.

"It wasn't a strip bar, it was an erotic nightclub" - Marion Barry

VirtualBob · « **Reply #19 on:** May 16, 2009, 04:32:48 pm »

Quote from: Fredia on May 15, 2009, 10:22:24 pm

kinda makes me glad i had nothing but daughters so i did not have to face that one whew

I'm not sure you are recognizing the full potential of this discussion.

BatGirl · « **Reply #20 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:41:23 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on May 16, 2009, 07:51:41 am

And they work in Gentlemen's Clubs just to put themselves through school.

fify

BatGirl · « **Reply #21 on:** May 16, 2009, 05:44:02 pm »

my daddy never got my sarcasm, either

Quote from: Andyzipp on May 15, 2009, 11:07:37 pm

I heard you were in entertainment, but I had no idea. My humble apologies...

JimR · « **Reply #22 on:** May 16, 2009, 06:11:35 pm »

Quote from: Fredia on May 15, 2009, 10:22:24 pm

kinda makes me glad i had nothing but daughters so i did not have to face that one whew

your daughters are eligible for the scenario.

Billy Zabka · « **Reply #23 on:** May 16, 2009, 10:07:25 pm »

Quote from: BatGirl on May 16, 2009, 05:41:23 pm

And they work in Gentlemen's Clubs just to put themselves through school.

Then how come I never see any clear heels in Biology class?

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #24 on:** May 18, 2009, 10:14:12 am »

Quote from: Billy Zabka on May 16, 2009, 10:07:25 pm

Then how come I never see any clear heels in Biology class?

Speaking of parenting fails, there's now an entire site devoted to them.

GreatBagwellsBeard · « **Reply #25 on:** May 18, 2009, 01:48:30 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on May 15, 2009, 11:07:41 am

Aren't there supposed to be slutty teenage girls just dying to fulfill the boy's wish of losing his virginity? At least, that's what all these teen movies seem to be telling me.

And the British ones are even more likely to find the slutty American blondes, right? The dad should've just bought the little tugger a plane ticket.