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Caption this - Tax Day edition
« on: April 15, 2009, 10:32:11 am »
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Re: Caption this - Tax Day edition
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 10:37:02 am »
Hundley reported a net gain?
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Re: Caption this - Tax Day edition
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 10:41:38 am »
Tell me where the canisters are!
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 10:46:52 am »
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 10:52:41 am »
"Nick Hundley attempts to free a young child from his evil father who has forced him to be a Mets fan.
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Re: Caption this - Tax Day edition
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 11:18:23 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on April 15, 2009, 10:32:11 am
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Create-a-Caption-Padres-catcher-bags-a-rare-bre?urn=mlb,155746


Still working on my caption but I had to ask: do mine eyes deceive me, or is Metfan talking on his cell phone and using a digital camera at the same time?
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Re: Caption this - Tax Day edition
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 11:22:37 am »
Ze Rainbow Warrior uhtemps to free zee unknown species from the ze he-legal drif nets.


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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 11:40:13 am »
Having successfully trapped his prey, the rare Californian Hundley will now attempt to swallow him whole.
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 11:46:00 am »
"I'm glad these nets don't come with MEDS."
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Re: Caption this - Tax Day edition
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 01:00:28 pm »
Nick Hundley, while following a lazy foul pop behind home plate, reportedly entered a violent rage once he located what he thought was Tony LaRussa in the stands at the new Citi Field ballpark.  LaRussa, a dickhead, allegedly conspired with his boyfriend Albert Pujols to take out Padres catcher Josh Bard and pitcher Chris Young in 2008.
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Re: Caption this - Tax Day edition
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 02:17:56 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 02:46:13 pm »
I don't think this is what Glen Beck meant when he was talking about tea-bagging!
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Re: Caption this - Tax Day edition
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 06:01:56 pm »
no no i  will pay my taxes please dont take my family
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