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Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« on: April 11, 2009, 02:37:38 pm »
Houston:

Matsui, 2B
Pence, RF
Berkman, 1B
Lee, LF
Tejada, SS
Blum 3B
Rodriguez, C
Bourn, CF
Oswalt, P


Co-ards

Schumaker, 2B
Rasmus, RF
Pujols, 1B
Duncan, LF
Ankiel, CF
Molina, C
Thurston, 3B
Ryan, SS
Wainwright, P


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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 03:08:13 pm »
Ok, who are you guys listening to

Buck/McCarver  or

DoRayMi

???
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 03:10:37 pm »
Buck / McCarver (ugh...).

Will do half inning PBP unless someone wants batter-by-batter (unless of course Jane wants to have at it...).
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 03:11:47 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 11, 2009, 03:10:37 pm
Buck / McCarver (ugh...).

Will do half inning PBP unless someone wants batter-by-batter (unless of course Jane wants to have at it...).

Some of us can't get anything so would appreciate PBP.  Fuck fox and their saturday blackout.

(half inning would be great)
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 03:13:39 pm »
Would one of you please do pbp?  I'm not going to be able to watch the game.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 03:13:52 pm »
Well the radio feed is ahead of the tv feed, that is irritating.

And I forgot that Milo doesn't do most road series.

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 03:14:15 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on April 11, 2009, 03:08:13 pm
Ok, who are you guys listening to

Buck/McCarver  or

DoRayMi

???

i'm with bumcar for now
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 03:14:23 pm »
Matsui singles.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 03:14:51 pm »
And then Matsui gets caught stealing.  Dadgumit
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 03:15:04 pm »
matsui was safe, bad call
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 03:15:10 pm »
safe - bad call
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 03:15:28 pm »
And of course, Pence singles up the middle after the CS.
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 03:18:24 pm »
1 on, 1 out for Berkman who takes the walk

that bad call on the CS is gonna cost us

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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 03:21:25 pm »
2 on, 1 out for Lee

Lee sends a soft grounder to 3rd, Thurston bare-hands it and throws Lee out.
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 03:24:13 pm »
Men on 2nd and 3rd with 2 outs

Tejada strikes out.  2 stranded.
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« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2009, 03:24:43 pm »
Top 1: Wainright pitching

KazMat: feigns bunt (1-0), foul back, ball high and away, ball low, slapped just foul in left (3-2), line drive base hit into left.  Kaz on 1B, no outs.

Spaz: ball inside (1-0), tailing fastball inside corner (1-1), bender outside (2-1) Kaz caught stealing on the play (perfect throw - McCarver said looked like he might have missed the tag), single up the middle.  Spaz on 1B, 1 out.

Twinkie: ball, ball, strike on the corner (2-1), ball - high (3-1), throw over, ball outside (walked).  Runners on 1B and 2B, 1 out.

Kabong: swinging strike (0-1), ball inside (1-1), ball down and away (2-1), tried to check his swing on the inside pitch - strike (2-2), fouled off breaking ball inside (2-2), broken bat nubber - 3rd baseman barehands the ball and easily throws out Carlos, runners advance.  2 outs, runners on 2B and 3B.

Miggy: ball away (1-0), swinging strike at pitch down and away (1-1), ball inside (2-1), popped foul 2 rows into the seats - Pooholes gives chase but cant get to it (2-2), Tejada strikes out on his best Spaz impression.  3 outs.

Middle 1: HOU 0, STL 0
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2009, 03:25:36 pm »
Didnt see you had PBP handled there JD - its all yours and I'll sit back and enjoy...
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2009, 03:26:26 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 11, 2009, 03:25:36 pm
Didnt see you had PBP handled there JD - its all yours and I'll sit back and enjoy...

Nah, I just PM'ed you the same thing. 

You are more detailed than me.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2009, 03:28:21 pm »
Why is it asking so much for the 2nd base umpire to actually move so he's in position to see the tag play?

He didn't stand a chance at seeing where Skippy tagged Kaz from his vantage point.
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« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2009, 03:28:29 pm »
Schumaker grounds out 4-3.
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« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2009, 03:29:01 pm »
Rasmus walks.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2009, 03:29:57 pm »
God Buck is fucking horrible.

Let the Pooholes knobslobbing begin.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2009, 03:30:03 pm »
McCarver said Oswalt has a 'frail frame'.  Forgot what a dumbass he was...
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« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2009, 03:32:06 pm »
Attaboy Roy, back him up.
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« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2009, 03:32:55 pm »
1 out with Rasmus on first for Pujols.

called strike, called strike, ball, long foul (by just a couple of feet), ball way inside drives Prince Albert back, line drive caught by Blum who quickly throws a strike to Berkman at first to catch Rasmus off the bag for a DP!
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2009, 03:33:07 pm »
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McCarver said Oswalt has a 'frail frame'.  Forgot what a dumbass he was...

And even made it a graphic point. Assholes.

At least they're referring to him as an Ace.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2009, 03:33:14 pm »
Nice play there by Blum. Nothing sweeter than a Pujols DP.
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« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2009, 03:33:59 pm »
Quote from: muircheartaigh on April 11, 2009, 03:33:14 pm
Nice play there by Blum. Nothing sweeter than a Pujols DP.

Especially after that loud foul into the corner.
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« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2009, 03:35:53 pm »
Blum grounds out to Pujols. 1 out
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« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2009, 03:37:24 pm »
1 out, no baserunners

Pudge takes a called strike, then another (which Pudge questioned), ball, then singles past Thurston
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« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2009, 03:42:03 pm »
Pudge at 1st with 1 out

Bourn

ball, called strike, swinging strike, ball, ball, foul, foul, Wainwright highlights, ball

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« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2009, 03:42:18 pm »
Nice AB for Bourn there.
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« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2009, 03:42:39 pm »
I'd call that a good AB by Bourn.
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« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2009, 03:43:24 pm »
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« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2009, 03:43:48 pm »
Men on 1st and 2nd with 1 out for Oswalt

ball, bunts back to Wainwright who throws out Roy
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« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2009, 03:46:18 pm »
Men at 2nd and 3rd, 2 outs

Matsui
ball, called K, swinging K, ball (check swing), ground ball to Pujols who tosses to Wainwright for the out.

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« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2009, 03:46:29 pm »
Damn, had Wainright on the ropes 2 innings in a row, but cant throw the knockout punch...
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« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2009, 03:47:11 pm »
They're gonna get to him soon enough.
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« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2009, 03:50:00 pm »
Duncan leads off the 2nd for the Cards

ball, strike, grounds out to Berkman. 1 out
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« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2009, 03:51:20 pm »
1 out

Ankiel

ball, called K, swinging K, swinging K 2 outs
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« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2009, 03:52:01 pm »
2 outs

Molina grounds the first pitch to Tejada.  3 outs.
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« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2009, 03:55:00 pm »
Due up: A PB and backwards J (sorta--bad joke, I know)

Pence hits it to a diving Ryan who momentarily loses the ball and throws late for an infield single
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« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2009, 03:55:20 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on April 11, 2009, 03:47:11 pm
They're gonna get to him soon enough.

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« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2009, 03:56:22 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on April 11, 2009, 03:55:00 pm
Due up: A PB and backwards J (sorta--bad joke, I know)

You go, JaneDoe.
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« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2009, 03:56:56 pm »
Pence at first for Lance

ball, called K, swinging K, swings at a ball in the dirt for the K, but Pence takes 2nd as the ball gets away from Molina
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« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2009, 04:00:18 pm »
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You go, JaneDoe.

well, after Pence got on it was a PBLT, but I don't think lettuce and tomato go with peanut butter.
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« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2009, 04:00:54 pm »
Lee

ball, ball, ball, called K, swinging K, foul, foul, foul, foul, ball

2 on, 1 out
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« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2009, 04:01:25 pm »
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well, after Pence got on it was a PBLT, but I don't think lettuce and tomato go with peanut butter.

Ack.
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« Reply #48 on: April 11, 2009, 04:01:49 pm »
Tejada

flies out to Duncan, runners don't advance

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« Reply #49 on: April 11, 2009, 04:05:04 pm »
2 on, 2 out (seems to be the trend today)

Blum

foul, ball, foul, ball, ball, foul, flies out to Ankiel 3 outs.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2009, 04:05:08 pm »
6 lobsters in 3 innings.  Ugh. 
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« Reply #51 on: April 11, 2009, 04:05:25 pm »
This is getting frustrating. Stranding two runners an inning is not fun.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #52 on: April 11, 2009, 04:06:32 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 11, 2009, 03:46:29 pm
Damn, had Wainright on the ropes 2 3 innings in a row, but cant throw the knockout punch...

FIFM

ETA: 72 pitches for Wainright so far though...
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« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2009, 04:08:23 pm »
Thurston singles to LF
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2009, 04:09:07 pm »
Argh!  0-2 hits drive me NUTS!!
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« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2009, 04:09:27 pm »
Thurston on first for Ryan

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2009, 04:10:18 pm »
Noe, why aren't the Astros stomping Wainwright's guts out?
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Re: Bottom 3, Astros 0, Co-ards 0
« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2009, 04:10:32 pm »
2 on, no outs, this smacks of an Oswalt inning

Wainwright

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« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2009, 04:12:10 pm »
Men on 2nd and 3rd, 1 out for the Shoemaker

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« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2009, 04:13:49 pm »
ryan at 2nd, 2 outs

Rasmus ?bunts? right in front of the plate, Pudge sorta pushes it to keep it fair and throws him out.  3 outs.

Noe' why is Rasmus bunting?
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« Reply #60 on: April 11, 2009, 04:15:09 pm »
Tag OSF--You are IT!!
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« Reply #61 on: April 11, 2009, 04:15:56 pm »
Top 4: Wainright (72 pitches) still on the hill

Pudge: fouled away (0-1), ball high (1-1), fouled 2 rows back down the outfield line (1-2), reached for one grounding out to short.  1 out, none on.

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« Reply #62 on: April 11, 2009, 04:18:01 pm »
1 out, none on

Bourn: foul (0-1), ball high (1-1), ball tailing inside (2-1), ball away (3-1), strike outside corner (3-2), nubber back to the pitcher - throw beats Bourn by a step.  2 outs, none on.  Wainright at 82 pitches.
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« Reply #63 on: April 11, 2009, 04:19:12 pm »
Well, we didn't leave 2 men on base that inning.
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« Reply #64 on: April 11, 2009, 04:19:40 pm »
Top 4: 2 out, none on.

Oswalt: ball high (1-0), ball (2-0), called strike (2-1), chopper over the glove of Wainright to 2B.  3 outs.

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« Reply #65 on: April 11, 2009, 04:23:13 pm »
Bottom 4: Oswalt pitching

Pujols: ball away (1-0), called strike on the outside corner (1-1), ball (2-1), fouled back (2-2), high popup to Blum. 

1 out, none on  HOU 0, STL 1

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« Reply #66 on: April 11, 2009, 04:24:24 pm »
Bottom 4: 1 out, none on.

Duncan: strike (0-1), ball high (1-1), called strike (1-2), swinging strike for the K.

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« Reply #67 on: April 11, 2009, 04:25:18 pm »
Dadgumit.  If Pooholes never makes a mistake, maybe he should run for POTUS.  Or emperor of the world for that matter.
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« Reply #68 on: April 11, 2009, 04:25:59 pm »
Bottom 4: 2 outs, none on.

Ankiel:  Ball high and away (1-0), strike on the inside corner (1-1), ball down and in (2-1), foul out in front of the ball (2-2), grounds one just past an outstretched KazMat for the single.

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2009, 04:26:05 pm »
  McCarver just said that it is impossible to make a mistake to Pujols...   Because he hits every pitch in the universe.
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« Reply #70 on: April 11, 2009, 04:26:19 pm »
...and Buckarver spends the entire AB talking about how perfect Pujols is. No mention of the game until Ankiel was up.
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« Reply #71 on: April 11, 2009, 04:26:58 pm »
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Dadgumit.  If Pooholes never makes a mistake, maybe he should run for POTUS.  Or emperor of the world for that matter.


He's no Tim Tebow...
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« Reply #72 on: April 11, 2009, 04:27:18 pm »
2 out, runner at 1B. 

Molina: ball (1-0), foul (1-1), flied out to Spaz.

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« Reply #73 on: April 11, 2009, 04:31:39 pm »
goodness Kaz, that was awful
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« Reply #74 on: April 11, 2009, 04:32:01 pm »
Top 5: Wainright (86 pitches) on the mound

Matsui: bunted foul (0-1), fouled back (0-2), foul, foul, ball low (1-2), Kaz strikes out on a ball in the dirt.

Coards bullpen staring to loosen up

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« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2009, 04:33:38 pm »
Top 5: 1 out, none on.

Spaz: called strike on the inside corner (0-1), strike on a flailing swing (0-2), reaches for one but just gets a piece of it (0-2), breaking ball inside (1-2), reaches for another one and grounds out to short. 

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« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2009, 04:34:18 pm »
Oh my god. They're talking about Twitter. SHUT UP.
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« Reply #77 on: April 11, 2009, 04:34:57 pm »
I don't really give a hoot if they have twittered or tweeted. 
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« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2009, 04:35:31 pm »
Lance you are killing me.
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« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2009, 04:35:41 pm »
Hey Lance, it'd be nice if, you know, you maybe act like you're interested in hitting today.
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« Reply #80 on: April 11, 2009, 04:35:51 pm »
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I don't really give a hoot if they have twittered or tweeted. 

in this case, i'm sorry, it's twatted
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« Reply #81 on: April 11, 2009, 04:36:07 pm »
Top 5: 2 outs, none on.

Puma: called strike on the outside corner (0-1), bender outside (1-1), ball low (2-1), foul (2-2), struck out swinging at some kind of junk ball... 3 outs.

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« Reply #83 on: April 11, 2009, 04:38:29 pm »
Quote from: Filo on April 11, 2009, 03:55:20 pm

Dude don't jinx them, there's people in the sky watching this board as we type

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« Reply #84 on: April 11, 2009, 04:38:41 pm »
Bottom 5: Oswalt on the hill. 

Thurston: lines a first pitch offering to right for a double.

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« Reply #85 on: April 11, 2009, 04:39:40 pm »
Thurston hits a Flapjack double.
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« Reply #86 on: April 11, 2009, 04:39:51 pm »
Bottom 5: none out, runner on 2B.

Ryan: shows bunt strike called (0-1), nice sac bunt, runner advances. 

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« Reply #87 on: April 11, 2009, 04:41:36 pm »
Crap.  Bourn you gotta get that.  Should that be scored an error?
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« Reply #88 on: April 11, 2009, 04:42:38 pm »
Bottom 5: 1 out, runner on 3B.

Freese: called strike (0-1), ball (1-1), double into left center just out of reach of Bourn in full gate (who looked like he lost it a bit in the sun).  Runner scores.

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« Reply #89 on: April 11, 2009, 04:43:08 pm »
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Crap.  Bourn you gotta get that.  Should that be scored an error?

... He couldn't see the ball.
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« Reply #90 on: April 11, 2009, 04:43:31 pm »
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Bottom 5: 1 out, runner on 3B.

Freese: called strike (0-1), ball (1-1), double into left center just out of reach of Bourn in full gate (who looked like he lost it a bit in the sun).  Runner scores.

1 out, runner on 2B.  HOU 0, STL 2

What is full gate?
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« Reply #91 on: April 11, 2009, 04:44:17 pm »
Bottom 5: 1 out, runner on 2B.

Schumaker: walks him on a high fastball on the 3-2 pitch.

1 out, runners at 1B and 2B.  HOU 0, STL 2
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« Reply #92 on: April 11, 2009, 04:44:26 pm »
this does not bode well..
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« Reply #93 on: April 11, 2009, 04:44:51 pm »
This bullshit is Roy's fault, not anybody else's. Letting the bottom of the order knock him around is fucking unacceptable.
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« Reply #94 on: April 11, 2009, 04:44:56 pm »
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... He couldn't see the ball.

Yeah, you are right.  After the replay I would give him a hit.  I just reacted too fast.
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« Reply #95 on: April 11, 2009, 04:45:05 pm »
Bottom 5: 1 out, runners at 1B and 2B

Rasmus: singles into left.  Bases juiced.
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« Reply #96 on: April 11, 2009, 04:45:48 pm »
Fuck you Roy. That was fucking pathetic.
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« Reply #97 on: April 11, 2009, 04:45:54 pm »
Bottom 5: bases juiced

Pooholes: grand fucking slam on the first pitch...

HOU 0, STL 6
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« Reply #98 on: April 11, 2009, 04:46:00 pm »
i just get home and that is the fucking piece of shit i get to see.
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« Reply #99 on: April 11, 2009, 04:46:02 pm »
damn, roy
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« Reply #100 on: April 11, 2009, 04:46:16 pm »
Never throw to Pujols.
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« Reply #101 on: April 11, 2009, 04:46:16 pm »
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This bullshit is Roy's fault, not anybody else's. Letting the bottom of the order knock him around is fucking unacceptable.

Yeah, our hitters couldn't see the ball come into the shadows, but theirs are having no problem.

Fuck.  GS Pujols.  Its another Oswalt inning, folks.
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« Reply #102 on: April 11, 2009, 04:46:20 pm »
Motherfucker!
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« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2009, 04:46:37 pm »
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What is full gate?

gait.  happy now?
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« Reply #104 on: April 11, 2009, 04:46:45 pm »
Oh, son of a fuck.
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« Reply #105 on: April 11, 2009, 04:46:55 pm »
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Bottom 5: bases juiced

Pooholes: grand fucking slam on the first pitch...

HOU 0, STL 6


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« Reply #106 on: April 11, 2009, 04:47:41 pm »
this team is going to turn me into a sailor.  i'm going to start drinking
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gait.  happy now?

Sorry.  I really didn't know what you were trying to say.

And no I am not happy.  Oswalt just got Pooholed.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #108 on: April 11, 2009, 04:47:46 pm »
Is there anyone who didn't know that was going to happen?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #109 on: April 11, 2009, 04:48:38 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on April 11, 2009, 04:47:41 pm
this team is going to turn me into a sailor.  i'm going to start drinking

Start?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #110 on: April 11, 2009, 04:49:09 pm »
Quote from: HudsonHawk on April 11, 2009, 04:47:46 pm
Is there anyone who didn't know that was going to happen?

I just don't understand why the fuck you would throw their best hitter a cockshot fastball to try and get ahead. Hey, it's Albert Fucking Pujols. He can hit you know... Maybe, oh I don't know, one of those sliders away you were doing so well with.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #111 on: April 11, 2009, 04:49:32 pm »
Why the fuck do you throw him a fastball? Why do you give him anything at all when he can change the game on you like that?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #112 on: April 11, 2009, 04:50:19 pm »
Quote from: Ron Brand on April 11, 2009, 04:48:38 pm
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« Reply #113 on: April 11, 2009, 04:50:34 pm »
Bottom 5: 1 out, none on.

Drinkin Daves Kid: struck out swinging.  2 outs, none on.

Ankiel: pops out to Berkman just in front of the dugout.  3 outs.

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #114 on: April 11, 2009, 04:50:46 pm »
Roy must hate Cooper for fucking with the line-up all the time or something.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #115 on: April 11, 2009, 04:50:57 pm »
But hey, at least it was aggressive!!
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #116 on: April 11, 2009, 04:51:01 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on April 11, 2009, 04:46:00 pm
i just get home and that is the fucking piece of shit i get to see.

You, too, huh? I turned on my TV just in time to see that fucking asshole take a bow for the BFiB.

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #117 on: April 11, 2009, 04:51:12 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 11, 2009, 04:49:09 pm
I just don't understand why the fuck you would throw their best hitter a cockshot fastball to try and get ahead. Hey, it's Albert Fucking Pujols. He can hit you know... Maybe, oh I don't know, one of those sliders away you were doing so well with.


I don't either.  It's mindboggling.  I have to say, this Astros team is about as baseball stupid as it gets.  I've never seen a team so completely brain dead.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #118 on: April 11, 2009, 04:52:00 pm »
Going back to half-inning summaries here unless someone needs actual play-by-play...
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #119 on: April 11, 2009, 04:52:41 pm »
  Roy would have made one hell of a kamikazee pilot.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #120 on: April 11, 2009, 04:55:25 pm »
ok, is Roy losing a little something or is the league just catching up with him? 
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #121 on: April 11, 2009, 04:56:11 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on April 11, 2009, 04:55:25 pm
ok, is Roy losing a little something or is the league just catching up with him? 

Neither.

Roy is just pitching stupid.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #122 on: April 11, 2009, 04:57:02 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on April 11, 2009, 04:55:25 pm
ok, is Roy losing a little something or is the league just catching up with him? 

how many hr's so far?
we saw too many last monday...
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« Reply #123 on: April 11, 2009, 04:57:40 pm »
Top 6: Motte (former(?) closer) pitching.

Lee: soft single up the middle.  Runner on 1B, none out.

Miggy: liner to the center fielder.  1 out, runner on 1B.

Blum: struck out looking on the 2-2 pitch.  2 outs, runner on 1B.

Pudge: called strike on the outside corner (0-1), ball high (1-1), ball inside (2-1), swung late on the high heat (2-2), ball outside (3-2), struck out swinging on ball 4...  3 outs.

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #124 on: April 11, 2009, 04:58:15 pm »
This year, has an opposing pitcher thrown a pitch that bounced that an Astros hitter did *not* swing at?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #125 on: April 11, 2009, 05:03:51 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on April 11, 2009, 04:56:11 pm
Neither.

Roy is just pitching stupid.

I agree, but he had double digit losses last year (which is also dependent on our hitters lack of scoring runs).  And he seems to be having more trouble with the bottom of the order than he should.

I hope I am just over-reacting. 
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #126 on: April 11, 2009, 05:06:13 pm »
Wright up in the bullpen.

From his position--how could the ump call that?  Glad he called him out.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #127 on: April 11, 2009, 05:08:20 pm »
well, at least they got 6 out of Roy.
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« Reply #128 on: April 11, 2009, 05:09:00 pm »
Bottom 6: Roy still on the hill

Molina: singles just behind Roy and out of the reach of KazMats outstretched glove.  None out, runner on 1B.

Thurston: shot to Berkman (2-2 pitch, lengthy AB) who steps on 1B and throws to Tejada at 2B just in time for the 3-6-3 DP.  2 outs, none on.

Ryan: singles to left center(?).  2 outs, runner at 1B.

Greene (PH for Motte): called strike on the 3-2 pitch.  3 outs.

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #129 on: April 11, 2009, 05:09:35 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on April 11, 2009, 05:08:20 pm
well, at least they got 6 out of Roy.

What, would you have preferred they score 8 instead?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #130 on: April 11, 2009, 05:11:43 pm »
Quote from: OregonStrosFan on April 11, 2009, 05:09:35 pm
What, would you have preferred they score 8 instead?

i meant 6 innings.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #131 on: April 11, 2009, 05:13:41 pm »
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What, would you have preferred they score 8 instead?

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #132 on: April 11, 2009, 05:14:16 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on April 11, 2009, 05:13:41 pm
smartdonkey

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« Reply #133 on: April 11, 2009, 05:16:09 pm »
Top 7: Dennys Reyes (LHP) on the hill

Bourn: ball (1-0), called strike (1-1), swinging strike (1-2), ball (2-2),  ball (3-2), foul, grounded out to Pooholes who beats Bourn to the bag by a step.  1 out, none on.

Michaels (PH for Roy): called strike (0-1), foul (0-2), ball down and in (1-2), struck out looking.  2 outs, none on.

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #134 on: April 11, 2009, 05:20:52 pm »
Breaking ball to the elbow, Wesley.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #135 on: April 11, 2009, 05:21:04 pm »
is crawford pissed at the astros?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #136 on: April 11, 2009, 05:21:52 pm »
My ears just can't take another second of Tim McCarver. TV muted, KVET is on.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #137 on: April 11, 2009, 05:22:45 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on April 11, 2009, 05:21:04 pm
is crawford pissed at the astros?

He's a bitter pissed off motherfucker. Shit!
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #138 on: April 11, 2009, 05:22:49 pm »
no words, none.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #139 on: April 11, 2009, 05:22:54 pm »
UGH
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #140 on: April 11, 2009, 05:23:12 pm »
Fuck you, McCarver... That pitch WAS a strike, you fucking slapdick.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #141 on: April 11, 2009, 05:23:50 pm »
Carpenter is the most important Cardinal.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #142 on: April 11, 2009, 05:23:59 pm »
gonna be a hell of a rally by the astros.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #143 on: April 11, 2009, 05:24:29 pm »
This umpire crew is fucking awful. Hickox was fucking horrible behind the plate yesterday, and Crawford isn't much better.

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #144 on: April 11, 2009, 05:25:05 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on April 11, 2009, 05:21:52 pm
My ears just can't take another second of Tim McCarver. TV muted, KVET is on.

Tough to hear McCarver with Pujols' balls in his mouth all the time.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #145 on: April 11, 2009, 05:25:14 pm »
I fucking hate fucking Albert Fucking Pujols.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #146 on: April 11, 2009, 05:25:27 pm »
And they admit it is a LOVEFEST for Pujols.

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« Reply #147 on: April 11, 2009, 05:25:47 pm »
And now he's St. Louis' Mother Teresa.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #148 on: April 11, 2009, 05:25:53 pm »
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Carpenter is the most important player in the NL.

FIFY.

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« Reply #149 on: April 11, 2009, 05:27:29 pm »
McCarver and Buck--

"We love Pujols, yes we do
 We love Pujols, how about you?"

Literally nauseating.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #150 on: April 11, 2009, 05:28:41 pm »
TAKE WRIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
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« Reply #151 on: April 11, 2009, 05:28:50 pm »
Wright is getting pummeled.
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« Reply #152 on: April 11, 2009, 05:29:42 pm »
Tough day to be Wesley Wright. He's gonna have to take his beating for the team.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #153 on: April 11, 2009, 05:29:48 pm »
Am I reading gamecenter right?  Did Wright just give up a 3-run jack to Pujols and then load the bases and still have no outs?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #154 on: April 11, 2009, 05:30:35 pm »
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Am I reading gamecenter right?  Did Wright just give up a 3-run jack to Pujols and then load the bases and still have no outs?

correct, one of those have scored already
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #155 on: April 11, 2009, 05:30:42 pm »
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Am I reading gamecenter right?  Did Wright just give up a 3-run jack to Pujols and then load the bases and still have no outs?

Yep.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #156 on: April 11, 2009, 05:30:49 pm »
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TAKE WRIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #157 on: April 11, 2009, 05:30:56 pm »
Quote from: Savage on April 11, 2009, 05:29:48 pm
Am I reading gamecenter right?  Did Wright just give up a 3-run jack to Pujols and then load the bases and still have no outs?

No, it was a 2-run HR. 7 or 8 straight hits in the inning.
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« Reply #158 on: April 11, 2009, 05:30:57 pm »
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Am I reading gamecenter right?  Did Wright just give up a 3-run jack to Pujols and then load the bases and still have no outs?

Yes.  But he just got a K.
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« Reply #159 on: April 11, 2009, 05:31:46 pm »
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No, it was a 2-run HR. 7 or 8 straight hits in the inning.

You sure?  I thought both Schumaker and Rasmus scored on the HR.
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« Reply #160 on: April 11, 2009, 05:31:52 pm »
Hell, maybe it was a 3-run HR, I'm half-assing this one just like the Good Guys.
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« Reply #161 on: April 11, 2009, 05:32:07 pm »
Bottom 7: Wright pitching

Schumaker: called strike (0-1), ball in the dirt and outside (1-1), shattered bat grounder, Miggy tries to backhand it but doesn't get it cleanly and doesn't make a throw.  None out, runner at 1B.

Rasmus: base hit on soft liner off the handle of the bat just over the glove of Blum.  None out, runners at 1B and 2B.

Pujols: ball (1-0), ball just off the outside corner (2-0), fouls into the seats just out of Spaz' reach (2-1), swinging strike (2-2), homers just into the seats in left (about 5 feet from the foul pole).  HOU 0, STL 9.  None out, none on...

Duncan: basehit into right.  None out, runner on 1B.

Ankiel: singles past a diving Berkman.  None out, runners on 1B and 2B.

Molina: another basehit through the right side.  Bases juiced, none out.  Coop leaving Wright out there as the sacrificial lamb it'd seem...

Thurston: singles up the middle over on a shot Wrights head.  1 scores, bases still juiced.  No one throwing in the pen.  HOU 0, STL 10

Ryan: Sampson finally throwing in the pen, struck out swinging on foul tip.  1 out, bases juiced still. 

Barden: mercifully grounds into a 4-6-3 DP.  3 outs...

End 7: HOU 0, STL 10
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #162 on: April 11, 2009, 05:33:20 pm »
Quote from: Savage on April 11, 2009, 05:29:48 pm
Am I reading gamecenter right?  Did Wright just give up a 3-run jack to Pujols and then load the bases and still have no outs?

First 2 hits were fucking bleeders too. Broken bat roller and a jamshot that blooped in just over a jumping Blum. Should've just fucking dotted Pujols.
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Re: End 7: HOU 0, STL 10
« Reply #163 on: April 11, 2009, 05:34:01 pm »
I wonder if a pitcher has ever batted around without getting any outs.
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« Reply #164 on: April 11, 2009, 05:34:23 pm »
Dave and Bret sound like Vin Scully and Gene Elston after listening to Joe Buck and Ratso Rizzo.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #165 on: April 11, 2009, 05:34:59 pm »
that's it hunter, first pitch swing, one pitch out.
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« Reply #166 on: April 11, 2009, 05:35:22 pm »
Closed door meeting after this one? Or just turn them loose to enjoy St. Louis' finer hotspots?
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Re: End 7: HOU 0, STL 10
« Reply #167 on: April 11, 2009, 05:36:16 pm »
Quote from: Savage on April 11, 2009, 05:34:01 pm
I wonder if a pitcher has ever batted around without getting any outs.

BATTED around or kept pitching while the other team batted around?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #168 on: April 11, 2009, 05:36:53 pm »
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First 2 hits were fucking bleeders too. Broken bat roller and a jamshot that blooped in just over a jumping Blum. Should've just fucking dotted Pujols.
Out of curiosity, who throws the hardest in the Astros' org right now? Capellan? Paulino? Norris? Just wondering...
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« Reply #169 on: April 11, 2009, 05:37:43 pm »
RUN CARLOS RUN!!

You just can't teach speed...
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Re: End 7: HOU 0, STL 10
« Reply #170 on: April 11, 2009, 05:37:50 pm »
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BATTED around or kept pitching while the other team batted around?

I meant kept pitching while the other team batted around.
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« Reply #171 on: April 11, 2009, 05:38:29 pm »
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I meant kept pitching while the other team batted around.

I remember Steve Blass doing it. Ugly.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #172 on: April 11, 2009, 05:38:45 pm »
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enjoy St. Louis' finer hotspots?

is there such a thing?
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« Reply #173 on: April 11, 2009, 05:38:50 pm »
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End 7: HOU 0, STL 10

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Re: End 7: HOU 0, STL 10
« Reply #174 on: April 11, 2009, 05:39:45 pm »
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Gonna be a long year...

Its just one game.....but it feels like a week's worth of bad ball.
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Middle 8: HOU 0, STL 10
« Reply #175 on: April 11, 2009, 05:40:14 pm »
Top 8: Brad Thompson (RHP) on the mound, Thurston moves from 3B to 2B, Barden stays in at 3B, Schumaker moves from 2B to FL, Duncan out of the game.

Spaz: 1st pitch groundout to 3B.  1 out, none on.

Berkman: walks on a 3-2 offering just inside (you know, the kind of pitch Pujols watches but Berkman, lacking the perfect self control of Pujols, swings at (per McCarver)). 1 out, runner on 1B.

Lee: soft bouncer towards 3B, Barden makes a decent run to get to the ball and still beats Carlos by a step with the throw.  2 outs, Twinkie at 2B.

Tejada: struck out swinging on the 2-2 pitch.  3 outs.

Middle 8: HOU 0, STL 10
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #176 on: April 11, 2009, 05:40:19 pm »
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is there such a thing?

Probably Pujols' castle. The way the Astros have treated him, they're probably welcome.
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« Reply #177 on: April 11, 2009, 05:40:53 pm »
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Its just one game.....but it feels like a week's worth of bad ball.

It has been a week of bad ball.
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« Reply #178 on: April 11, 2009, 05:41:00 pm »
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Its just one game.....but it feels like a week's worth of bad ball.


Yeah, that's the problem. I believe we have the offense (when the batting order makes sense), but if Roy doesn't give us a good game every 5th day, we're in trouble.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #179 on: April 11, 2009, 05:41:08 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on April 11, 2009, 05:36:53 pm
Out of curiosity, who throws the hardest in the Astros' org right now? Capellan? Paulino? Norris? Just wondering...

Tilghman?

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #180 on: April 11, 2009, 05:41:13 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on April 11, 2009, 05:39:45 pm
Its just one game.....but it feels like a week's worth of bad ball.

that's because it has been a week of bad baseball.  i do think the astros have the stuff/talent to play better.  i just wish they would start tomorrow, i've pretty much let this game go already.
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« Reply #181 on: April 11, 2009, 05:43:16 pm »
Saaaaay...how about putting that ol' backup shortstop in?
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« Reply #182 on: April 11, 2009, 05:43:37 pm »
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It has been a week of bad ball.

yeah, but I meant just today.
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« Reply #183 on: April 11, 2009, 05:44:10 pm »
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Saaaaay...how about putting that ol' backup shortstop in?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #184 on: April 11, 2009, 05:46:30 pm »
LaRue looks like someone from a 70's porn movie.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #185 on: April 11, 2009, 05:47:20 pm »
Does the brain trust know why they are taking out Pujols?  Just because of the blowout or did he strain his vagina admiring his homeruns?
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #186 on: April 11, 2009, 05:50:41 pm »
i seriously doubt thompson is woould have used pujols' bat.

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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #187 on: April 11, 2009, 05:53:20 pm »
wow, 19 hits.
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« Reply #188 on: April 11, 2009, 05:53:39 pm »
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yeah, but I meant just today.

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« Reply #189 on: April 11, 2009, 05:54:51 pm »
Bottom 8: LaTroy on the hill, Q behind the dish.

Schumaker:  singled up the middle.  None out, runner on 1B.

Rasmus: struck out swinging on 93 mph heater on 2-2 pitch.  1 out, runner on 1B.

LaRue (PH for Pujols): slow roller to Tejada who throws to 2B for the force.  2 outs, runner on 1B.

Thompson (yes, that Thompson, the relief pitcher): flairs the 2-2 pitch to center for a single, LaRue to 3B.  2 outs, runners at the corners.

Ankiel: grounder down the 1B line, Berkman knocks it down but cant get a handle on it, throws the ball away, runner scores. HOU 0, STL 11 2 outs, runners at 1B and 2B.

Molina: grounder back to Hawkins for the 3rd out...

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« Reply #190 on: April 11, 2009, 05:54:57 pm »
this is going to be an amazing rally.  who's with me?
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« Reply #191 on: April 11, 2009, 05:55:23 pm »
Am going to grab a bite.  Someone want to finish the 9th (for posterity or some shit, I don't care...)...
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this is going to be an amazing rally.  who's with me?

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« Reply #193 on: April 11, 2009, 05:55:59 pm »
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wow, 19 hits.

If this was the WBC, the game would be over. Literally.
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Am going to grab a bite.  Someone want to finish the 9th (for posterity or some shit, I don't care...)...

I started this shitfest, I guess I'll finish it.
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« Reply #195 on: April 11, 2009, 05:58:42 pm »
Blum singles. 

Its a hit, its a hit, its a hit, hit, hit.
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« Reply #196 on: April 11, 2009, 05:59:43 pm »
Blum at 1st, no outs.

Q grounds out 6-3.
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« Reply #197 on: April 11, 2009, 06:01:50 pm »
they scored.  nice hit michael. 
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« Reply #198 on: April 11, 2009, 06:01:59 pm »
Blum at 2b with one out for Bourn.

Bourn triples and BLUM SCORES
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« Reply #199 on: April 11, 2009, 06:02:22 pm »
Woo Hoo! Bud! Girl! Bud! Girl!
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« Reply #200 on: April 11, 2009, 06:02:47 pm »
only 10 more to go for a win.
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« Reply #201 on: April 11, 2009, 06:02:48 pm »
Smith flies out to LF.  Sac fly as BOURN SCORES
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« Reply #202 on: April 11, 2009, 06:03:17 pm »
Say goodnight, Gracie.
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« Reply #203 on: April 11, 2009, 06:03:33 pm »
oh well, it was bad.
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« Reply #204 on: April 11, 2009, 06:03:36 pm »
Matsui grounds out to second.


BALL GAME
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« Reply #205 on: April 11, 2009, 09:42:15 pm »
Fuck Pujols and fuck Filo!
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« Reply #206 on: April 12, 2009, 09:27:54 am »
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Fuck Pujols and fuck Filo!

hard for me to demean excellence. make good pitches or pay the price.

i noticed Roy broke out the "offense sucks" excuse already.
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« Reply #207 on: April 12, 2009, 09:33:37 am »
It was a pretty good pitch, down and in FB, but not good enough. It felt like the whole world knew what was coming. Roy wasn't about to give in.
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« Reply #208 on: April 12, 2009, 09:57:51 am »
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hard for me to demean excellence. make good pitches or pay the price.

i noticed Roy broke out the "offense sucks" excuse already.

Sure. I wasn't necessarily dissing his ability. Just fuck him.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #209 on: April 12, 2009, 11:44:24 am »
Quote from: Ron Brand on April 12, 2009, 09:33:37 am
It was a pretty good pitch, down and in FB, but not good enough. It felt like the whole world knew what was coming. Roy wasn't about to give in.

Yep. The pitch hit Pudge's glove on the inside black, right where he called for it. A lesser hitter might've swung and missed, but it's Albert Freakin Pujols. He has the bat speed to turn on that inside fastball. I actually thought Roy threw worse pitches to Pujols earlier in the game.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #210 on: April 12, 2009, 12:21:36 pm »
i only saw a replay, but it looked to me as if AP flew way open guessing inside FB. what was the count? is that correct? if so, maybe Roy should consider pitching backwards at times.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #211 on: April 12, 2009, 12:25:21 pm »
Quote from: JimR on April 12, 2009, 12:21:36 pm
i only saw a replay, but it looked to me as if AP flew way open guessing inside FB. what was the count? is that correct? if so, maybe Roy should consider pitching backwards at times.

Not sure. It was early in the count, maybe first pitch.
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Re: Astros @ Co-ards 04/11/09
« Reply #212 on: April 12, 2009, 12:50:36 pm »
Yeah it was the first pitch.

Roy pumped it inside and Fat Asshole turned on it.
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