Zach Levine has the Astros lineup,Kaz Matsui 2BIvan Rodriguez CLance Berkman 1BCarlos Lee LFMiguel Tejada SSGeoff Blum 3BHunter Pence RFMichael Bourn CFRoy Oswalt P
The best way to describe Zambrano to this point would be wildly effective a fat turd. We have 0 runs but he is a fat turd.
FIFY
Horrible situational hitting by Pudge.
Our abs in general have been awful
ESPN just declares that the Astros would have moved had Biggio and Bagwell not gotten them to the world series. Apparently I missed that little piece of Astros' history.
Berkman carries a phone and keys in his pockets. How unique. FSN breaking out the good stuff for opening day.
The Matsui call was horseshit. But Zambrano is painting the black with that 94 mph heat.
Gardner is on. She's homely.
Gardner is on. She's homely a miserable cunt who got impaled by the ugly steering column.
I think that MLB:EI has paid for itself in one game, just so I don't have to listen to the asshats at ESPN.
FIFY.I'm not in a great mood at the moment.
God Sutcliffe is awful.
Alright. It'll show up as a single in the boxscore. We're off the schneid.
Who's up in the 'pen to replace Roy?
Drunk or sober?
Geary takes the hill.Fukudome: Flies to Lee in short left.Lee: Nice strike out. Geary looks good.Bradley: Great over the shoulder catch by Matsui!
Give that man a blue star!Kaz brought his glove tonight.
Ivan has one slow bat.
No one has looked good in the batter's box tonight
Pence had some shitty sequences. Looked clueless.
WHAT THE HELL
Kaz, Lance, and Bourn have looked pretty good. Pence has looked jumpy and uncertain, while Pudge has looked just plain awful. Slow bat indeed.
This is really painful to watch. When do the Texans report?
Sack up. When did Pence learn to throw?
Just recently. His arm is going over his shoulder so there is improvement. Fontenot beat the throw, no matter where it was.
Pence is hacking
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Coop's post-game advice for Spazzypants?
Matsui made up for the stupid ass baserunning with some slick fielding there
Go.A.Way.NOW!
Yes, in the GZ, whining is permitted, just as it is at the park, in a sports bar, etc. IMHO of course, because you should've hear me whine last night about Hunter Pence. It was not pretty.
Pretty sure the first thing I told Jim at the Saucer after the game was trade Pence now.
There's whining ... and then there is suggesting we look forward to football season on opening day in baseball. That is simply beyond the pale.