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Waldo

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PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« on: March 31, 2009, 01:18:56 pm »
Time to get your Windows Updates and update your antivirus definitions.

[limey]Or get a Mac.[/limey]

Batten down the hatches
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 01:51:46 pm »
I'm just cutting off everyone's index finger on their mouse hand.  Much more effective than av programs or windows updates.
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 02:03:08 pm »
I'm still holding out hope it's just a big April Fools Joke.


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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 02:10:34 pm »
"Thank you for your interest in obtaining updates from our site.

To use this site, you must be running Microsoft Internet Explorer 5 or later."

Go fuck yourself.
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 02:14:26 pm »
Quote from: Waldo on March 31, 2009, 01:18:56 pm
Time to get your Windows Updates and update your antivirus definitions.

[limey]Or get a Mac.[/limey]

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So... is your link safe to click on?
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 02:16:55 pm »
Quote from: Bench on March 31, 2009, 02:14:26 pm
So... is your link safe to click on?

I'm not doing anything to anybody's link, thank you very much.  You know, viruses and all.
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 07:45:34 am »
So has the world ended or will it happen later today?
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 11:45:38 am »
Quote from: subnuclear on April 01, 2009, 07:45:34 am
So has the world ended or will it happen later today?

I got a notification via e-mail today that Barack Obama confirmed me as his second cousin on facebook.  Does that count?
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 11:49:56 am »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 01, 2009, 11:45:38 am
I got a notification via e-mail today that Barack Obama confirmed me as his second cousin on facebook.  Does that count?

It does if you are seeking a loan or a bailout.
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 11:53:51 am »
Armageddon!
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2009, 12:01:12 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 01, 2009, 11:45:38 am
I got a notification via e-mail today that Barack Obama confirmed me as his second cousin on facebook.  Does that count?

That must make us related. I got the same one.
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Re: PSA: Conficker worm activates tomorrow
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