Author Topic: Hello! (Read 11093 times)

astr0s4life · « **on:** March 03, 2009, 08:50:34 pm »

Hey guys!

Im new here and just wanted to introduce myself. My name is George, I'm 24 and from Round Rock.

I love the Astros sooooooo much! They are basically my favorite hobby (aside from reading poetry) and I just wanted to see a little more SPIRIT on here! So common y'all!!! GET EXCITED!!! GOOOOOOO ASTROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BizidyDizidy · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2009, 09:04:02 pm »

This can't be real can it?

JackAstro · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2009, 09:39:57 pm »

Quote from: BizidyDizidy on March 03, 2009, 09:04:02 pm

This can't be real can it?

Of course it is. AndyZipp will be taking George golfing soon, to impress a girl.

Noe · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2009, 09:45:34 pm »

This is outstanding! I love it!

Craig · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2009, 09:59:15 pm »

Here's some poetry for you:

Fuck the New York Mets
Squarely in their goddamn ears;
Also the fucking Cubs

The last line has too many syllables but it's OK because I recently renewed my poetic license.

drew corleone · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2009, 10:11:07 pm »

Unbelievable...

Very nice, Craig.

Andyzipp · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2009, 10:20:40 pm »

Why is "So much that it's illegal in 23 states" not an option?

Craig · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2009, 10:23:37 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on March 03, 2009, 10:20:40 pm

Why is "So much that it's illegal in 23 states" not an option?

Could an administrator edit the poll to include that? Because I would totally vote for that option if you did.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 03, 2009, 10:38:51 pm »

First, Craig that brought a tear to my eye. Second, this board could use more posters like George. He is a breath of fresh air.

drew corleone · « **Reply #9 on:** March 03, 2009, 11:20:52 pm »

The emoticons indicate potential MPD... though I'd roll my eyes, too, if I were from Round Rock.

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2009, 12:02:55 am »

Welcome. And if I can offer you any advice it is to just remember that the BBG's don't use lubricant.

BTW, I voted all of the above. Yay me!

das · « **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2009, 08:40:06 am »

Quote from: astr0s4life on March 03, 2009, 08:50:34 pm

Hey guys!

Im new here and just wanted to introduce myself. My name is George, I'm 24 and from Round Rock. I love the Astros sooooooo much! They are basically my favorite hobby (aside from reading poetry) and I just wanted to see a little more SPIRIT on here! So common y'all!!! GET EXCITED!!! GOOOOOOO ASTROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEA!!!!! I think I just peed my pants a little.

Bench · « **Reply #12 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:03:06 am »

We can do polls? How about that. I had no idea.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #13 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:05:50 am »

ready, okay, i like spirit, yeah, go team. woo hoo.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #14 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:56:58 am »

Don't talk to me about spirit until you show up at the bar in a rainbow gut, orange headband and super-tight baseball pants.

Noe · « **Reply #15 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:58:58 am »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on March 04, 2009, 09:56:58 am

Don't talk to me about spirit until you show up at the bar in a rainbow gut, orange headband and super-tight baseball pants.

If you would've said "rainbow gut Alan Ashby jersey".... you would have nailed a typical Andyzipp sports club night out.

Houston · « **Reply #16 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:26:19 am »

Quote from: das on March 04, 2009, 08:40:06 am

YEA!!!!! I think I just peed my pants a little.

Have you tried Kegel exercises?

Lurch · « **Reply #17 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:58:02 am »

I'm going to need a voting guide, please. Has the Catholic Church put anything out? I'm not Catholic, mind you, but their direction will help with mine, one way or the other.

We start off clear enough. I certainly do love the Astros a lot. That you didn't go with "alot" makes this a very appealing option. Woot!

A ton is a bit more perplexing. Which weighs more, a ton of fat or a ton of muscle? I'm currently working out to replace fat with muscle and anticipate getting much heavier as a result. My love for the Astros should therefore grow as well. I'm not sure if I was at a ton before, but I certainly plan to be soon! Go Astros! $:-\$

The most. Excellent. Seems like I can't go wrong here with nothing being greater than that. 'Stros-09! (hey, that's my password!)

SOOOOO MUCH. Fuck, so much for the most. I see you personally went with sooooooo much, but didnt grant me that option. That's not cool.

All of th above is a cop out, and I'm beginning to question the commitment of the pollster himself. Next you'll be providing straight party tickets. If we're really going to get this party started, we need everyone to profess their exact degree of love. If you're not willing to stand up and say "I LOVE THE ASTROS A LOT AND YOU "A TON" FUCKERS CAN SUCK IT" then you don't belong here.

MusicMan · « **Reply #18 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:00:28 am »

Quote from: Craig on March 03, 2009, 09:59:15 pm

Here's some poetry for you:

Fuck the New York Mets
Squarely in their goddamn ears;
Also the fucking Cubs

The last line has too many syllables but it's OK because I recently renewed my poetic license.

I was on the fence about nominating this, but the "recently renewed my poetic license" seals the deal. Nominated.

MusicMan · « **Reply #19 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:01:26 am »

And by the way, "SOOOOO MUCH" is always followed by "it puts the lotion in the basket!"

JaneDoe · « **Reply #20 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:08:03 am »

I can't believe people are actually voting in this poll.

BudGirl · « **Reply #21 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:08:56 am »

Quote from: JaneDoe on March 04, 2009, 11:08:03 am

I can't believe people are actually voting in this poll.

If you abstain, does that mean you don't love the Astros?

MusicMan · « **Reply #22 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:11:06 am »

Quote from: BudGirl on March 04, 2009, 11:08:56 am

If you abstain, does that mean you don't love the Astros?

If you abstain, it means you love God. Enough to sign a purity pledge. Which you'll keep, until you forget about it. Or until your boyfriend/girlfriend/chimpanzee convinces you that anything other than missionary "doesn't really count". Or until you get to ~~college~~ your first party and get drunk for the first time.

For the record, loving the Astros is compatible with all of the above.

austro · « **Reply #23 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:12:58 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on March 04, 2009, 11:11:06 am

If you abstain, it means you love God. Enough to sign a purity pledge. Which you'll keep, until you forget about it. Or until your boyfriend/girlfriend/chimpanzee convinces you that anything other than missionary "doesn't really count". Or until you get to ~~college~~ your first party and get drunk for the first time.

For the record, loving the Astros is compatible with all of the above.

Even crazy chimpanzee sex?

MusicMan · « **Reply #24 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:13:39 am »

Quote from: austro on March 04, 2009, 11:12:58 am

Even crazy chimpanzee sex?

I'd say that's more of a CubFan thing, but we're a big tent fandom.

Bench · « **Reply #25 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:14:11 am »

Quote from: MusicMan on March 04, 2009, 11:11:06 am

If you abstain, it means you love God. Enough to sign a purity pledge. Which you'll keep, until you forget about it. Or until your boyfriend/girlfriend/chimpanzee convinces you that anything other than missionary "doesn't really count". Or until you get to ~~college~~ your first party and get drunk for the first time.

For the record, loving the Astros is compatible with all of the above.

Perhaps "I love them past the point that drunken chimp love turns my knees brick red" should have been an option.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #26 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:28:14 am »

Quote from: Bench on March 04, 2009, 11:14:11 am

Perhaps "I love them past the point that drunken chimp love turns my knees brick red" should have been an option.

We're gettin' into a whole weird area here.

Guinness · « **Reply #27 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:29:38 am »

Who are the Astros? I thought this was a beer and pr0n site

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #28 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:35:50 am »

I'm stuck between "a ton" and "The Most" and I'm afraid that "All of th above!" would dilute the overall feeling of the vote. What should I do?

JaneDoe · « **Reply #29 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:50:27 am »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on March 04, 2009, 11:35:50 am

I'm stuck between "a ton" and "The Most" and I'm afraid that "All of th above!" would dilute the overall feeling of the vote. What should I do?

You forgot to address this to Noe'.

pravata · « **Reply #30 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:52:36 am »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on March 04, 2009, 11:35:50 am

I'm stuck between "a ton" and "The Most" and I'm afraid that "All of th above!" would dilute the overall feeling of the vote. What should I do?

I'm with you, all of the above? Above what? How much am I committing to here? Also, I'm just starting to get used to the smell here, fresh air confuses me.

TheWizard · « **Reply #31 on:** March 04, 2009, 12:24:56 pm »

I don't know if I can quantify a ton v. the most.. hmm I better just check all of the above so I'm not classified as a bandwagon fan.

MusicMan · « **Reply #32 on:** March 04, 2009, 12:25:38 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on March 04, 2009, 11:28:14 am

We're gettin' into a whole weird area here.

Coming from you, this is damning indeed.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #33 on:** March 04, 2009, 12:40:48 pm »

All right, who are the jokers that voted "the most"? There can be only one! I heart the Astros the most, more than even my Weighted Companion Cube!

toddthebod · « **Reply #34 on:** March 04, 2009, 12:42:19 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on March 04, 2009, 09:56:58 am

Don't talk to me about spirit until you show up at the bar in a rainbow gut, orange headband and super-tight baseball pants.

Why save it for the bar. I came to work dressed like that today. Government = no dress code.

D.WARD · « **Reply #35 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:14:43 pm »

U FOO!

Quote from: astr0s4life on March 03, 2009, 08:50:34 pm

Hey guys!

Im new here and just wanted to introduce myself. My name is George, I'm 24 and from Round Rock. I love the Astros sooooooo much! They are basically my favorite hobby (aside from reading poetry) and I just wanted to see a little more SPIRIT on here! So common y'all!!! GET EXCITED!!! GOOOOOOO ASTROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David in Jackson · « **Reply #36 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:15:53 pm »

I'm speechless.

Guinness · « **Reply #37 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:18:44 pm »

How legit is this poll anyway? Shouldn't it be How much do you <3 the Astros?

S.P. Rodriguez · « **Reply #38 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:21:54 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on March 04, 2009, 10:58:02 am

I'm going to need a voting guide, please. Has the Catholic Church put anything out? I'm not Catholic, mind you, but their direction will help with mine, one way or the other.

All good catholics know, you don't actually have to follow the "rules" to consider yourself a good catholic. Follow your conscience... and if that excuse doesn't work, confess and ask for forgiveness.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #39 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:24:55 pm »

Quote from: D.WARD on March 04, 2009, 01:14:43 pm

U FOO!

Shit, man. We are right where we need to be this spring. Hallelujah!

das · « **Reply #40 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:27:05 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on March 04, 2009, 01:24:55 pm

Shit, man. We are right where we need to be this spring. Hallelujah!

No kidding. I saw that and thought, "all is right in the world".

austro · « **Reply #41 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:32:05 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on March 04, 2009, 01:24:55 pm

Shit, man. We are right where we need to be this spring. Hallelujah!

Everybody is rounding into form nicely: DWard bringing the FOO, strosrays with the punnish offerings, Limey with the Connelly links, even Lurch with the over-the-top emoticons. I'm looking forward to big things. If only Cam would wander in here and get his butt strafed.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #42 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:37:06 pm »

Quote from: austro on March 04, 2009, 01:32:05 pm

Everybody is rounding into form nicely: DWard bringing the FOO, strosrays with the punnish offerings, Limey with the Connelly links, even Lurch with the over-the-top emoticons. I'm looking forward to big things. If only Cam would wander in here and get his butt strafed.

Don't forget Craig's poetic license. No Clark is safe.

das · « **Reply #43 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:42:01 pm »

Quote from: Houston on March 04, 2009, 10:26:19 am

Have you tried Kegel exercises?

Now that I've had a kid, I guess it's time I started.

Duman · « **Reply #44 on:** March 04, 2009, 02:18:43 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on March 04, 2009, 01:37:06 pm

Don't forget Craig's poetic license. No Clark is safe.

mmm, smells like clark spirit.

UpTooLate · « **Reply #45 on:** March 04, 2009, 02:34:23 pm »

This has got to be a joke. So I went ahead and fixed it.

Quote from: astr0s4life on March 03, 2009, 08:50:34 pm

Hey guys (don't bother ladies)!

Im new here and just wanted to introduce myself. My name is ~~George~~ SeaBass, I'm 24 and from Round Rock. I love ~~the Astros~~ cruising public bathrooms and giving Rusty Trombones sooooooo much! They are basically my favorite hobby (aside from reading poetry and posting annoying smiley faces) and I just wanted to see a little more ~~SPIRIT~~ man-love on here! So common y'all!!! GET EXCITED (you know WHAT I mean)!!! GOOOOOOO ASTROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meet me in the mens bathroom at the Pilot truck stop or call for for SeaBass on channel 9.

Limey · « **Reply #46 on:** March 04, 2009, 02:46:35 pm »

Quote from: Duman on March 04, 2009, 02:18:43 pm

mmm, smells like clark spirit.

FIFY

TheWizard · « **Reply #47 on:** March 04, 2009, 03:24:33 pm »

Quote from: D.WARD on March 04, 2009, 01:14:43 pm

U FOO!

Is fighting foo still hip with the kids?

Andyzipp · « **Reply #48 on:** March 04, 2009, 03:36:25 pm »

In this scenario are the Astros 17 or older? Cause I don't want to do anything illegal.

Guinness · « **Reply #49 on:** March 04, 2009, 03:41:00 pm »

Quote from: Andyzipp on March 04, 2009, 03:36:25 pm

In this scenario are the Astros 17 or older? Cause I don't want to do anything illegal.

Like this Einstein? http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20090304_Dad__36__charged_with_orchestrating_a_bawdy_teen_party.html

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #50 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:27:56 pm »

Quote from: austro on March 04, 2009, 11:12:58 am

Even crazy chimpanzee sex?

In case anyone was worried about this: A new kind of vaginal gel prevents sexual transmission of the AIDS virus in monkeys

Noe · « **Reply #51 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:29:35 pm »

Quote from: EasTexAstro on March 04, 2009, 04:27:56 pm

In case anyone was worried about this: A new kind of vaginal gel prevents sexual transmission of the AIDS virus in monkeys

Eeewwwww. Quit trying to hijack a perfectly good thread about... I don't know... but quit it!

Guinness · « **Reply #52 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:32:02 pm »

Quote from: EasTexAstro on March 04, 2009, 04:27:56 pm

In case anyone was worried about this: A new kind of vaginal gel prevents sexual transmission of the AIDS virus in monkeys

Noe, why is EasTexAstro googling for ways to not get STDs from monkeys?

Craig · « **Reply #53 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:06:30 pm »

Quote from: EasTexAstro on March 04, 2009, 04:27:56 pm

In case anyone was worried about this: A new kind of vaginal gel prevents sexual transmission of the AIDS virus in monkeys

Now you tell me.

EasTexAstro · « **Reply #54 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:19:12 pm »

Quote from: Guinness on March 04, 2009, 04:32:02 pm

Noe, why is EasTexAstro googling for ways to not get STDs from monkeys?

I was preparing to meet a bunch of odd people on Opening Day......

JimR · « **Reply #55 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:00:24 pm »

Hey, George:

Go fuck yourself. 'k?

Jose Cruz III · « **Reply #56 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:07:00 pm »

Quote from: JimR on March 04, 2009, 06:00:24 pm

Hey, George:

Go fuck yourself. 'k?

Nobody says it quite like you, Coach.

Nominated.

hostros7 · « **Reply #57 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:13:47 pm »

Quote from: Jose Cruz III on March 04, 2009, 06:07:00 pm

Nobody says it quite like you, Coach.

Nominated.

Licking old balls won't get you anything more than a sandpaper tongue, sir.

The Spleen · « **Reply #58 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:31:54 pm »

Our new Clark apparently chose "all of THC above"...

strosrays · « **Reply #59 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:46:26 pm »

Unfortunately, I gave up trolls for Lent.

cougar · « **Reply #60 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:16:29 pm »

Quote from: S.P. Rodriguez on March 04, 2009, 01:21:54 pm

All good catholics know, you don't actually have to follow the "rules" to consider yourself a good catholic. Follow your conscience... and if that excuse doesn't work, confess and ask for forgiveness.

Good Catholics always follow the rules, no matter what it might lead to.

Example 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-L3JMk7C1A

BUWebguy · « **Reply #61 on:** March 05, 2009, 12:14:16 pm »

Quote from: strosrays on March 04, 2009, 07:46:26 pm

Unfortunately, I gave up trolls for Lent.

Yes, but did Spack?

Poll

How much do you love the Astros?!

Author Topic: Hello! (Read 11093 times)

Noe

Andyzipp

Noe

Guinness

pravata

Guinness

Andyzipp

Guinness

Noe

Guinness

strosrays