Author Topic: Rugby question for Limey (or anyone else who cares) (Read 7344 times)

Gizzmonic · « **on:** February 17, 2009, 12:42:01 pm »

My sister is inexplicably interested in rugby. She just told me that Ireland was "top of the table in the six nations". Should I be concerned?

jonbloozy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 17, 2009, 12:45:12 pm »

Does that mean Ireland drank the other countries under the table?

Bench · « **Reply #2 on:** February 17, 2009, 01:15:42 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 12:42:01 pm

My sister is inexplicably interested in rugby. She just told me that Ireland was "top of the table in the six nations". Should I be concerned?

Don't know why you should be concerned. It's true.

Rugby is an awesome game. No interest in it is inexplicable.

Señor Stan · « **Reply #3 on:** February 17, 2009, 02:34:51 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 12:42:01 pm

My sister is inexplicably interested in rugby. She just told me that Ireland was "top of the table in the six nations". Should I be concerned?

Two words.

Rugby Queen.

Holly · « **Reply #4 on:** February 17, 2009, 02:52:01 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 12:42:01 pm

My sister is inexplicably interested in rugby. She just told me that Ireland was "top of the table in the six nations". Should I be concerned?

That's (Six Nations) a big tournament this time of year, over in Europe. I remember riding on trains south out of London loaded with rugby fans last year this time, and they were all lit and happy. Quite entertaining, just watching the fan aftermaths, even if I know nothing about the game.

Limey · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2009, 03:06:44 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 12:42:01 pm

My sister is inexplicably interested in rugby. She just told me that Ireland was "top of the table in the six nations". Should I be concerned?

Since it became properly professional, teams can no longer wait for the always-talented but usually hung way over Ireland team to run out of steam 10 minutes before the end. They are an excellent side.

Guinness · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2009, 03:22:24 pm »

And I'm always reminded of 1999 Five Nations (before Italy joined the fun) when Ireland tanked horribly. A radio station in Dublin was doing a man-in-the-street poll asking the question "The Irish rugby team is being accused of using performance enhancing drugs--do you think they should ask for their money back?"
I always like Six Nations time, but it snuck up on me this year. I'll have to find a place to watch the Ireland-England match in Feb 28.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2009, 03:51:18 pm »

Quote from: Señor Stan on February 17, 2009, 02:34:51 pm

Two words.

Rugby Queen.

No, she actually plays rugby. She's also 5'2". She has a concussion, a broken nose, and several broken ribs to go along with her hobby. But, on the plus side, the time differential means she has to get up at 8 am and start drinking immediately.

Limey · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2009, 03:59:26 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 03:51:18 pm

But, on the plus side, the time differential means she has to get up at 8 am and start drinking immediately.

Which has the slight inconvenience of destroying your weekend before noon on Saturday, but that's a small price to pay.

strosrays · « **Reply #9 on:** February 17, 2009, 05:55:38 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 12:42:01 pm

My sister is inexplicably interested in rugby. She just told me that Ireland was "top of the table in the six nations". Should I be concerned?

I always liked their shirts.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #10 on:** February 17, 2009, 06:45:19 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 12:42:01 pm

My sister is inexplicably interested in rugby. She just told me that Ireland was "top of the table in the six nations". Should I be concerned?

Post a pic!

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2009, 06:45:55 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 03:51:18 pm

No, she actually plays rugby. She's also 5'2". She has a concussion, a broken nose, and several broken ribs to go along with her hobby. But, on the plus side,

nevermind

otterjb · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2009, 06:59:17 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 03:51:18 pm

No, she actually plays rugby. She's also 5'2". She has a concussion, a broken nose, and several broken ribs to go along with her hobby. But, on the plus side, the time differential means she has to get up at 8 am and start drinking immediately.

Wowza, that's badass and scary, and at the same time.

Lurch · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2009, 08:19:01 pm »

Well played Mikey. If I wasn't too lazy to figure out how to nominate two responses for one potw, I might consider it.

Limey · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:47:56 am »

Quote from: strosrays on February 17, 2009, 05:55:38 pm

I always liked their shirts.

I have an England shirt which is the last iteration before they went to the spray-on type. It's the last rugby shirt I'll ever own.

BudGirl · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:49:56 am »

That spray-on shirt is nice.

Guinness · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:18:44 am »

I think the rugby jesreys are starting to become more reminiscent of football jerseys.

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:45:44 am »

Quote from: Bench on February 17, 2009, 01:15:42 pm

Don't know why you should be concerned. It's true.

Rugby is an awesome game. No interest in it is inexplicable.

I'm not knocking rugby. I just don't understand how a girl raised Deep in the Heart O' Texas can become so fascinated with it. It's not like we spent any time in the UK when we were kids, either. Whenever we hang out with her friends, it's almost all they talk about. Sure, there's the typical shoes, hair, whatever but it's 90% rugby. And most of these girls look normal, they're not 6'5" sides of beef (NTTAWT). Anomalous!

JimR · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:57:18 am »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 18, 2009, 10:45:44 am

I'm not knocking rugby. I just don't understand how a girl raised Deep in the Heart O' Texas can become so fascinated with it. It's not like we spent any time in the UK when we were kids, either. Whenever we hang out with her friends, it's almost all they talk about. Sure, there's the typical shoes, hair, whatever but it's 90% rugby. And most of these girls look normal, they're not 6'5" sides of beef (NTTAWT). Anomalous!

there are LOTS of rugby teams in this area. HS football players play it, and there are many adult teams too.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:09:30 am »

Quote from: BudGirl on February 18, 2009, 09:49:56 am

That spray-on shirt is nice.

Think he could play catcher?

Limey · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:15:14 am »

Quote from: JimR on February 18, 2009, 10:57:18 am

there are LOTS of rugby teams in this area. HS football players play it, and there are many adult teams too.

One of my mates from Limeyland is a big rugby fan, and was at a high school game last Friday. He was quite impressed with the grasp of the game, but the kids' ball-handling skills (insert joke here) were a little rudimentary. Not bad for 15-year olds who haven't grown up watchign the sport, though.

Anyway, one of the parents and her kid joined us at the Richmond Arms on Saturday morning to watch Wales-England. As the camera panned down the line up of sideways noses, cauliflower ears and permanently furrowed brows, I said to him "One day, you too could look like this."

Limey · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:18:11 am »

Quote from: JaneDoe on February 18, 2009, 11:09:30 am

Think he could play catcher?

I picked that one especially for the GNO. That's England's Josh Lewsey. Google and enjoy.

BudGirl · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:42:55 am »

Quote from: Limey on February 18, 2009, 11:18:11 am

I picked that one especially for the GNO. That's England's Josh Lewsey. Google and enjoy.

Sounds like a project for later this evening.

HudsonHawk · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:54:18 am »

Quote from: BudGirl on February 18, 2009, 11:42:55 am

Sounds like a project for later this evening.

What you do with yourself on your own time is your business.

BudGirl · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2009, 12:54:23 pm »

Quote from: HudsonHawk on February 18, 2009, 11:54:18 am

What you do with yourself on your own time is your business.

Guess I should have said, "I'll be in my bunk."

Bench · « **Reply #25 on:** February 18, 2009, 01:10:21 pm »

Quote from: JimR on February 18, 2009, 10:57:18 am

there are LOTS of rugby teams in this area. HS football players play it, and there are many adult teams too.

It's pretty popular in Houston as well. I know several people who are on the adult club team.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #26 on:** February 18, 2009, 01:19:53 pm »

Quote from: Bench on February 18, 2009, 01:10:21 pm

I know several people who are on the adult club team.

There's a team for that?

Gizzmonic · « **Reply #27 on:** February 18, 2009, 01:37:57 pm »

Quote from: MikeyBoy on February 18, 2009, 01:19:53 pm

There's a team for that?

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Adult entertainment
Adult beverages
Adult situations

Just dial our adult line (1-900-ADU-LTS1) to join. Adults only, please.

JimR · « **Reply #28 on:** February 18, 2009, 01:52:55 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 18, 2009, 01:37:57 pm

Adults only, please.

that eliminates most who post here.

BudGirl · « **Reply #29 on:** February 18, 2009, 01:55:25 pm »

I have a good rugby story for the next GNO.

UpTooLate · « **Reply #30 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:15:07 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on February 18, 2009, 01:55:25 pm

I have a good rugby story for the next GNO.

Does it start out anything like this?

"and then there was this one time at rugby camp, I stuck a........." American Pie

BudGirl · « **Reply #31 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:02:26 pm »

Quote from: UpTooLate on February 18, 2009, 09:15:07 pm

Does it start out anything like this?

"and then there was this one time at rugby camp, I stuck a........." American Pie

No, nothing like that.

UpTooLate · « **Reply #32 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:26:10 pm »

Quote from: Gizzmonic on February 17, 2009, 12:42:01 pm

My sister is inexplicably interested in rugby. She just told me that Ireland was "top of the table in the six nations". Should I be concerned?

If she is a fan of men's rugby, then probably not. If she wants to play, be very concerned.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=37059&id=29273613319

I don't even want to think about what happens in the showers after the game. Hell, you could probably extract confessions out of prisoners by forcing them to watch that.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #33 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:31:33 pm »

Quote from: UpTooLate on February 18, 2009, 11:26:10 pm

If she is a fan of men's rugby, then probably not. If she wants to play, be very concerned.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=37059&id=29273613319

I don't even want to think about what happens in the showers after the game. Hell, you could probably extract confessions out of prisoners by forcing them to watch that.

OMG--that first pic is SCARY.

Limey · « **Reply #34 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:52:07 pm »

Quote from: JaneDoe on February 18, 2009, 11:31:33 pm

OMG--that first pic is SCARY.

The first pic?

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #35 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:12:15 am »

Someone should tell that one girl, wearing novelty teeth is a nice look but doesn't offer the same protection as a mouth guard.

JaneDoe · « **Reply #36 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:11:46 am »

Quote from: Limey on February 18, 2009, 11:52:07 pm

The first pic?

The first one scared me shitless, I couldn't bear to look at the others. But it does serve to remind me that I never, NEVER want to be anywhere near a women's prison. Or prison yard.

UpTooLate · « **Reply #37 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:31:01 am »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on February 19, 2009, 06:12:15 am

Someone should tell that one girl, wearing novelty teeth is a nice look but doesn't offer the same protection as a mouth guard.

[Dueling Banjos] Those are novelty teeth? Tough call. [Dueling Banjos]

geezerdonk · « **Reply #38 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:33:05 am »

Quote from: UpTooLate on February 18, 2009, 11:26:10 pm

If she is a fan of men's rugby, then probably not. If she wants to play, be very concerned.

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=37059&id=29273613319

I don't even want to think about what happens in the showers after the game. Hell, you could probably extract confessions out of prisoners by forcing them to watch that.

The girl in the green jersey is particularly attractive.

Author Topic: Rugby question for Limey (or anyone else who cares) (Read 7344 times)

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