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Lily Allen is back in the news. In a good way...
« on: February 04, 2009, 04:25:33 pm »

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Re: Lily Allen is back in the news. In a good way...
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2009, 04:28:22 pm »
Lily Allen is scrumptious.  I saw her on some MTVHD concert about a year ago and I've been hooked ever since.
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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2009, 04:31:51 pm »
Photos like that in the Daily Heil Mail will kill their aging male readers.  Which is all of them.
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« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2009, 05:27:38 pm »
I wonder what Christian Bale's reaction would be if she walked in his line of sight wearing that?
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Re: Lily Allen is back in the news. In a good way...
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2009, 05:44:18 pm »
I think he'd say it's fuucking distraaacting.

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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2009, 08:56:33 pm »
I think he'd say it's fuucking distraaacting.

He did it all in his faux-American accent too.  That's method, baby!
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2009, 11:34:21 pm »
Is that the longest she's ever gone without a cigarette?

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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2009, 08:57:35 am »
I think he'd say it's fuucking distraaacting.

What a self-important little bitch.
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2009, 09:19:37 am »
30 seconds of pissed off is understandable.

4 minutes of pissed off is grandstanding.
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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2009, 09:42:35 am »
30 seconds of pissed off is understandable.

4 minutes of pissed off is grandstanding.

I shared this opinion initially, until I read a couple of pieces that helped sketch the background between the shit brewing between those two. I'm not saying Bale wasn't being a huge cockbag, just that there's valuable context we're not privy to.

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« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2009, 09:57:11 am »
I shared this opinion initially, until I read a couple of pieces that helped sketch the background between the shit brewing between those two. I'm not saying Bale wasn't being a huge cockbag, just that there's valuable context we're not privy to.

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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2009, 10:20:27 am »
What a self-important little bitch.

Speaking of self-important bitches, this is my favorite mash-up of the Bale rant.  Show it to your S.O. if she wants to drag you to this dreck.
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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2009, 11:10:47 am »
I shared this opinion initially, until I read a couple of pieces that helped sketch the background between the shit brewing between those two. I'm not saying Bale wasn't being a huge cockbag, just that there's valuable context we're not privy to.

I'm of the opinion that an actor should never be the one to berate one of the technical crew, regardless of the backstory. If Bale were that pissed off, the director should have calmed him down and handled the DP. It only makes Bale look like a dickhead, which he was, and the director spineless.
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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2009, 11:21:37 am »
Was it Bale that was accused of slapping around a couple of women relatives in London last year?
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« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2009, 11:24:23 am »
Was it Bale that was accused of slapping around a couple of women relatives in London last year?

Yes and no.  He was accused of verbally assaulting, not physically assaulting, his mother and sister.  Three weeks later, the charges were dismissed for lack of evidence.
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« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2009, 12:43:47 pm »
Yes and no.  He was accused of verbally assaulting, not physically assaulting, his mother and sister.  Three weeks later, the charges were dismissed for lack of evidence.

Presumably that time, he wasn't wearing a mic.
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2009, 01:04:12 pm »
I'm of the opinion that an actor should never be the one to berate one of the technical crew, regardless of the backstory. If Bale were that pissed off, the director should have calmed him down and handled the DP. It only makes Bale look like a dickhead, which he was, and the director spineless.
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2009, 01:51:07 pm »
What else can you expect from a director that calls himself "McG"?

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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2009, 03:01:26 pm »
Bale a "punk."
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2009, 03:28:50 pm »
This thread was considerably more interesting when posters were offering photos of Ms Allen's bare backside.

In the interest of community service I shall make a back-door attempt to refocus the thread.

(Not sure how SFW the link is. I guess it depends on your boss' views regarding personal liberties.)
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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2009, 03:36:12 pm »
This thread was considerably more interesting when posters were offering photos of Ms Allen's bare backside.

In the interest of community service I shall make a back-door attempt to refocus the thread.

(Not sure how SFW the link is. I guess it depends on your boss' views regarding personal liberties.)

Some liberties are worth fighting for.

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« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2009, 03:57:07 pm »
Some liberties are worth fighting for.

They all are, but certain liberties are indeed paramount.
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Re: Lily Allen is back in the news. In a good way...
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2009, 04:02:19 pm »
This thread was considerably more interesting when posters were offering photos of Ms Allen's bare backside.

In the interest of community service I shall make a back-door attempt to refocus the thread.

(Not sure how SFW the link is. I guess it depends on your boss' views regarding personal liberties.)
What the fuck language is that article in?

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« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2009, 04:11:54 pm »
What the fuck language is that article in?

Greek?
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« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2009, 07:02:44 pm »
Singer Lily Allen once 'Googled herself' to find out how she got home from a night out after she passed out drunk.

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"But I'd passed out in bed and saw my Glamour award on the floor and thought, 'How did I get home? I Googled myself."


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« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2009, 11:15:29 am »
Speaking of chicks, I saw The Wrestler yesterday, and Marisa Tomei's body looked spectacular at 44 years old.  If my wife looks like that at 44, I'd be a happy guy.
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« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2009, 12:22:54 pm »
Speaking of chicks, I saw The Wrestler yesterday, and Marisa Tomei's body looked spectacular at 44 years old.  If my wife looks like that at 44, I'd be a happy guy.

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« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2009, 01:15:32 pm »
If you haven't already, you need to watch "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead".  Trust me, just do it.

Or just do a GIS on Marisa Tomei.

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« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2009, 01:36:04 pm »
If you haven't already, you need to watch "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead".  Trust me, just do it.

Yes. Good flick.

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« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2009, 01:44:17 pm »
Yes. Good flick.

Should be called "Before the Devil Knows...Holy Shit Marisa Tomei is Stark Naked This Entire Movie!"
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« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2009, 02:56:57 pm »
Should be called "Before the Devil Knows...Holy Shit Marisa Tomei is Stark Naked This Entire Movie!"

Unfortunately, we see way too much of Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2009, 10:07:29 pm »
Jesus, I have to herd you fuckers in all the time.

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