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Astros signed Newhan
« on: January 29, 2009, 03:44:21 pm »
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Re: Astros signed Newhan
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 03:59:33 pm »
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Re: Astros signed Newhan
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 05:48:13 pm »
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Re: Astros signed Newhan
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2009, 07:06:49 pm »
The Return of the Pork Chop Express!

Hey now, he's Jewish.  A Messianic Jew, but Jew nonetheless.
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Re: Astros signed Newhan
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2009, 07:21:22 pm »
Hey now, he's Jewish.  A Messianic Jew, but Jew nonetheless.

That's what we need to do. Corner the market on the flood of Jewish prospects.
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Re: Astros signed Newhan
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 05:35:33 am »
Quote from:  Alyson Footer
Oft-injured second baseman Kazuo Matsui played in only 96 games in 2008, forcing the team to turn to its backups to absorb the remainder of the playing time.

Additionally, Matsui has averaged 89 games per season over the past four years.


If I am not misreading into things, I'm starting to think Ms. Footer perhaps might possibly consider Matsui as some kind of malingerer with the potential to miss some games.
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Re: Astros signed Newhan
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 07:15:43 am »

If I am not misreading into things, I'm starting to think Ms. Footer perhaps might possibly consider Matsui as some kind of malingerer with the potential to miss some games.

He might be a malingerer.  Just don't ask him to say it.
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Re: Astros signed Newhan
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 10:35:34 am »
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