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What is your philosophy of life?
« on: November 07, 2008, 03:17:47 pm »
Seriously.

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 03:25:09 pm »
Seriously.

be thankful that i am here for as long as i am allowed to stay. live responsibly. be honest. be strong in hard times, and do not lose sight of what is important to me. love and take care of friends and family. be kind and generous to those less fortunate. work hard, but play hard too. relax and enjoy being alive, and thank God for my many blessings.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 03:33:30 pm »
10% Michael Corleone, 90% The Dude
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 03:44:05 pm »
be thankful that i am here for as long as i am allowed to stay. live responsibly. be honest. be strong in hard times, and do not lose sight of what is important to me. love and take care of friends and family. be kind and generous to those less fortunate. work hard, but play hard too. relax and enjoy being alive, and thank God for my many blessings.

Well said! Ditto, with the minor addition of "and do my best to live up to this statement".
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 04:04:34 pm »
I don't believe in induction.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2008, 04:31:53 pm »
Take responsibility for everything you do.  Decide to be happy every day.  Do onto others...

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2008, 04:35:09 pm »
Try really hard, forgive much.

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2008, 04:40:12 pm »
Live everyday with respect towards others mixed with a somewhat healthy distrust for anyone driving an SUV.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2008, 04:48:07 pm »
Just try to always do what you think is right.  It may not always turn out to be the right thing, but your intentions were there.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2008, 04:56:32 pm »
I try to kill something fairly regularly.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2008, 04:59:12 pm »
Make it a good day. Everything else falls into place.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2008, 05:01:48 pm »
Don't Be Stupid.  And if you are stupid, be quiet about it.

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2008, 05:09:35 pm »
In my early college days I was wandering the streets of Manhatten after hitting a few happy hours.  I half-blindly crossed the street in front of a cabbie who was going a bit fast towards the red light of the intersection.  He hit the breaks, and stopped well before hitting me.  Being a young slightly-inebriated prick I gave him the middle finger and kept walking.  He leaned out of his window, and in a thick West African accent yelled "DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE."

That's probably the best advice I've ever received.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2008, 07:04:27 pm »
Don't Be Stupid.  And if you are stupid, be quiet about it.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2008, 10:20:33 pm »
Love God, love others, and don't ever skip a day.

And never drink Keystone under any circumstances.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2008, 02:28:16 am »
Avoid people, they're only there to hurt you.

Live a lonely, sheltered life...plotting, scheming...
Grab another Coke and let's die

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2008, 02:36:51 am »
It's a gift. All of it. Every fucking bit.






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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2008, 02:55:36 am »
On seeing his first grandchild shortly after his birth, my grandpa went home and penned the following.  Although I've often fallen short, this is on many levels how I would aspire to live.

Walk uprightly and fear no man . . .
Yet be meek and humble in the sight on the Lord.
Be honest and fair at all times, as Truth
is a virtue recognized by all men.
Be tolerant of the shortcomings of others,
secure in the knowledge that Christ is the only perfect man.

Be charitable to those less fortunate than yourself
and share with them your talents and worldly goods.
Be kind to the weak and infirm,
lending them your strength in their need.

Honor your parents always and do
nothing that will lead them into sorrow.
Be faithful to all trusts to be able to live peacefully with yourself.
Be obedient to recognized authority with the knowledge that
someday the responsibility of leadership will be yours.

Cultivate temperance in your tastes
to more fully enjoy the wide range of living.
Avoid sham and pretense,
since four flushers are despised by all men.

Be courageous in the face of adversity,
knowing a coward dies a thousand times,
but a brave man only once.
Seek counsel from those of proven wisdom,
keeping the Bible as your guide in the path of righteousness.
Keep always the faith
with the Lord as your Savior.

Observe the rules and do your best at all times,
Play hard and play to win.
In losing, if you must lose, do so without complaint
and in winning, win like you are accustomed to it!
We, who are your rooters, will be ever on the sidelines
to add cheers to the acclaim when you succeed. 
Should your efforts be unavailing, we will
also be there to provide comfort when the applause of the
crowd follows the victor of the moment.

My prayers are with you, along with the understanding and
love that are needed by grown men,
as well as, by little boys.
May the Lord keep you and protect you
all the days of your life.


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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2008, 07:48:46 am »
Jim summed up things pretty nicely, but to add....

Be honest and fair.  Everything else will pretty much fall into place.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2008, 07:58:32 am »
In my early college days I was wandering the streets of Manhatten after hitting a few happy hours.  I half-blindly crossed the street in front of a cabbie who was going a bit fast towards the red light of the intersection.  He hit the breaks, and stopped well before hitting me.  Being a young slightly-inebriated prick I gave him the middle finger and kept walking.  He leaned out of his window, and in a thick West African accent yelled "DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE."

That's probably the best advice I've ever received.

that's great!

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2008, 01:25:44 pm »
Get out of self. Give back what has been so freely given.

Open, honest and direct communication.

Responsibility for one's chances.

Accountability and the willingness to hold others accountable.

Respect for others.

Inclusion.

Don't take yourself too seriously.

Play the game of life like baseball: all 27 outs.

Run out every groundball in life--you never know how it's going to turn out.

Open the door for everyone.

Disappointments are opportunities in disguise.

Be positive, and stay away from negative energy.

Say please and thank you a lot.

Live drama free.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2008, 08:11:03 pm »
Believe there's good in every single person.  Including yourself.

And everything Jim said that I'll never live up to....
Don't think twice, it's alright.

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2008, 09:53:48 pm »
Back in 97, my fiance was driving us to our house in Southern Illinois.  We were on a two lane road, the sky was overcast and it was the middle of the day.  Perfect driving conditions.  We were discussing plans for our wedding in three days.

I remember waking up in the most horrible pain.  The first thing I noticed was my wrist hanging from my elbow.  The next thing I noticed was the jacket covering the body of my fiance.  Somebody standing next to the car said "holy shit, the guy is alive".  I had just survived a head on collision with a fully loaded semi truck (highway speeds/short skid marks).  Pretty miraculous considering that I was in the front passenger seat of a Ford Escort.  She was buried on our wedding day.  My concussion, broken ribs, compound fractures, collapsed lung, various sprains, and burns on my left shoulder from the truck tire fully healed in about a year.  That was the easy part.

Every one of us is on borrowed time.  Nobody is guaranteed time to make arrangements or to say goodbye.  Live each day, each moment, as if it were your last.  It just might be.  Never let your loved ones walk out the door without telling them you love them.  This is not to say that you should live in fear.  In fact it's quite the opposite.  When I was in the ambulance and survival was not a guarantee, I didn't think about the things in life I had done wrong, I thought about the things in life that I *hadn't* tried.  Turns out that most things I hadn't done were not because of lack of opportunity but rather fear of failure or concern about what others would think.  Fear of failure and concern about the opinions of others occasionally rears it's ugly head, but that day was a turning point for the better in that respect.  I've made some great decisions since then and also done some incredibly stupid shit.  I own it all and regret only the worst of mistakes.

Another bonus lesson was learning how to tell people that start sentences with "You know what you need..." to go fuck themselves.  Memo to those trying to comfort a friend in mourning:  You don't need to be Dr. Fucking Phil in order to be a good friend.  Just being there and listening proves that you are.  But I digress.

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2008, 06:52:21 am »
be thankful that i am here for as long as i am allowed to stay. live responsibly. be honest. be strong in hard times, and do not lose sight of what is important to me. love and take care of friends and family. be kind and generous to those less fortunate. work hard, but play hard too. relax and enjoy being alive, and thank God for my many blessings.

That's great Jim.

I have nothing to add.

In my early college days I was wandering the streets of Manhatten after hitting a few happy hours.  I half-blindly crossed the street in front of a cabbie who was going a bit fast towards the red light of the intersection.  He hit the breaks, and stopped well before hitting me.  Being a young slightly-inebriated prick I gave him the middle finger and kept walking.  He leaned out of his window, and in a thick West African accent yelled "DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE."

That's probably the best advice I've ever received.

Also, don't be afraid, don't be cruel, don't be greedy, and don't be a fool.
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The rest are pretending, they put on a show
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2008, 11:44:24 am »
Don't take yourself seriously.

Have fun.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Fuck the Cubs.
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2008, 11:45:32 am »


Fuck the Cubs.

That sums it all up, doesn't it?
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2008, 09:47:09 pm »
Don't start shit, won't be shit.

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2008, 09:41:58 am »
Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke.
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The rest are pretending, they put on a show
And if there's a message I guess this is it
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2008, 09:01:49 pm »
be thankful for my loveley daughters and grandaughter and avoid salt like the plague
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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2008, 02:43:11 pm »
Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke.

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Re: What is your philosophy of life?
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2008, 06:57:06 pm »
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs approves!

It is Dobbs approved!
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