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Dear Spack...
« on: October 03, 2008, 11:01:45 am »
Please open the doors to the Cub trolls again. They need our words of encouragement during this difficult time. Thank you.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 11:06:02 am »
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 11:06:39 am »
How long had he been milking that beer?
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 11:14:59 am »
Quote from: JackAstro on October 03, 2008, 11:01:45 am
Please open the doors to the Cub trolls again. They need our words of encouragement during this difficult time. Thank you.
That's absolutely fantastic.  My day is complete.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 11:27:11 am »
Quote from: das on October 03, 2008, 11:14:59 am
That's absolutely fantastic.  My day is complete.

no kidding.  Although, I do hope one of his relatives saw that picture and is checking in on him from time to time.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 11:35:48 am »
It would be awesome if one of the celebrities they got to sing "take me out to the ball game" ripped off their Cubs gear to reveal another team's jersey.  It'd be like a heel turn in pro wrestling.  Then they could beat a bunch of drunken Cubs fans with a folding chair.  In fact, I've decided I want to become famous just so I can do that very thing.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 11:42:28 am »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on October 03, 2008, 11:35:48 am
It would be awesome if one of the celebrities they got to sing "take me out to the ball game" ripped off their Cubs gear to reveal another team's jersey.  It'd be like a heel turn in pro wrestling.  Then they could beat a bunch of drunken Cubs fans with a folding chair.  In fact, I've decided I want to become famous just so I can do that very thing.

You have put a lot of thought into that, haven't you??  That being said, it would be funny as hell.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 01:08:11 pm »
Quote from: JackAstro on October 03, 2008, 11:01:45 am
Please open the doors to the Cub trolls again. They need our words of encouragement during this difficult time. Thank you.

He looks like he just got tea-bagged by the Cubs infield.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 01:11:58 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on October 03, 2008, 01:08:11 pm
He looks like he just got tea-bagged by the Cubs infield.

impossible, they would have to be able to hold on to their balls in order for that to occur.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 01:12:51 pm »
Quote from: sporadic on October 03, 2008, 01:11:58 pm
impossible, they would have to be able to hold on to their balls in order for that to occur.

Nominated.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2008, 01:57:17 pm »
Quote from: Jacksonian on October 03, 2008, 01:12:51 pm
Nominated.

Why do I have a feeling that references to the Cubs/Cubs fans not having dicks (or balls) will be the majority of the nominations for POTW this week?  Maybe it's because I nominated one myself...
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2008, 02:05:23 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on October 03, 2008, 01:57:17 pm
Why do I have a feeling that references to the Cubs/Cubs fans not having dicks (or balls) will be the majority of the nominations for POTW this week?  Maybe it's because I nominated one myself...

...and here I thought it was in reference to their errors.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2008, 02:13:03 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on October 03, 2008, 01:57:17 pm
Why do I have a feeling that references to the Cubs/Cubs fans not having dicks (or balls) will be the majority of the nominations for POTW this week?  Maybe it's because I nominated one myself...

C'mon Gizz...you are better than that!
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2008, 02:15:38 pm »
Quote from: EasTexAstro on October 03, 2008, 02:05:23 pm
...and here I thought it was in reference to their errors.

Yeah...I guess you're right.  Sorry, sporadic, guess I'm a little slow today.  Although in my defense, there are a lot of references to the gelded Cubfan here.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2008, 02:19:03 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on October 03, 2008, 02:15:38 pm
Yeah...I guess you're right.  Sorry, sporadic, guess I'm a little slow today.  Although in my defense, there are a lot of references to the gelded Cubfan here.

My apologies for the shortened handle...kind of looks bad in reference to the going theme.  Will not let it happen again Gizzmonic
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Dear Spack...
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2008, 02:24:40 pm »
Has anyone checked out the cub fan sites?
I'm guessing that there is a ton of comic gold.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2008, 02:40:07 pm »
Quote from: geezerdonk on October 03, 2008, 02:24:40 pm
Has anyone checked out the cub fan sites?
I'm guessing that there is a ton of comic gold.


I didn't dig too deep (even my waders can only handle so much bullshit) but I found this little piece particularly ironic.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2008, 03:07:47 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on October 03, 2008, 02:40:07 pm
I didn't dig too deep (even my waders can only handle so much bullshit) but I found this little piece particularly ironic.

That's funny.  Maybe the crowd would be all into it if the Cubs didn't take a team dump all over the infield in the 2nd inning.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2008, 03:14:06 pm »
"Real cubs fans" are poor and hate a free market.  Works for me
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2008, 03:35:10 pm »
 
Quote from: Lurch on October 03, 2008, 03:14:06 pm
"Real cubs fans" are poor and hate a free market.  Works for me

Free market?  Pshaw, the Cubs have a nice little racket going on.  They sign agreements with the city setting ticket prices so that "average fans" can afford a game, earning significant tax breaks, then they turn around and scalp their own tickets.  Typical Chicago, right?  They even got a judge to rule in their favor.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2008, 04:30:08 pm »
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And if you hear anyone boo, do me a favor and punch them in the a~~.
If you are booing your own team you have no right to be in the building. I would love to kick the ~hit out of every "fan" that booed last night, that is a disgrace.

Who here has had the hit kicked out them?

Maybe they should quit worrying about which fans they can kick the hit out of and try and find out who kicked the hit(s) out of their team.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2008, 04:52:38 pm »
Quote from: JackAstro on October 03, 2008, 11:01:45 am
Please open the doors to the Cub trolls again. They need our words of encouragement during this difficult time. Thank you.
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Re: Dear Spack...
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2008, 07:42:39 pm »
Quote from: sporadic on October 03, 2008, 01:11:58 pm
impossible, they would have to be able to hold on to their balls in order for that to occur.

Well, I've no first hand knowledge but as I understand, tea-bagging very much involves dropping balls.
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