My own little dream is to have enough rain in NY that the Cubs and steM have to make up today's game on Monday. Meanwhile, the Astros are still in it, so the Cubs have to then come to Houston on Tuesday (we can put them up in that torn-up Hilton in Galveston).
Or maybe it's Houston on Monday, NY on Tuesday. I don't care. Just so the Cubs have to travel on both days before heading back to Chicago to start the NLDS.
I'm also hoping for a massive disk crash for that Cub fan who paraded his ass in here last night.