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matadorph

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Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« on: September 08, 2008, 02:17:41 pm »
ESPN reports that Lance Armstrong is considering coming out of retirement to race in next year's Tour de France.

I hope this isn't true, because I can't stand this egotistical a-hole and really don't care to read any more heroic tales about him.
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 02:27:58 pm »
He's not going to be watering his lawn as much, so he's looking for something to do. 
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 02:43:02 pm »
That story about his water use was fun to read in a "I hate Tom Brady" kind of way.

Then again, Tom Brady gets to come home to this and Lance Armstrong gets to come home to this.

It must really suck to be a world-class professional athlete.
 



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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 02:55:15 pm »
Quote from: matadorph on September 08, 2008, 02:43:02 pm
Lance Armstrong gets to come home to this.

That's a nice little shack.
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 02:55:45 pm »
Flag on the play... there have to be better pictures of Giselle than that.
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 02:58:09 pm »
Quote from: matadorph on September 08, 2008, 02:43:02 pm
Then again, Tom Brady gets to come home to this

That's a nice little rack.
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 03:06:48 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on September 08, 2008, 02:55:45 pm
Flag on the play... there have to be better pictures of Giselle than that.

Oh there are, but the lady friend was hovering nearby, thusly hindering my google image search.
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 05:54:09 pm »
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 06:05:51 pm »
But Lance, what about the kids?
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2008, 09:49:12 am »
When I saw this thread title, I thought it meant that Lance had hooked up with Taylor Swift.
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2008, 04:55:26 pm »
Lance is far from perfect. The bouncer at La Zona Rosa's Backstage Bar would tell you that Lance is an elitist asshole. From some of the stories I've heard and articles I've read, there's a long line of people willing to trash him for being mean and vindictive. And of course, those who say he cheated. I don't care for the "Hollywood" Lance. No doubt he has is flaws. But overall, I think he has done and is doing some amazing things, some good things. I'd love to see him win the Tour de France again.
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 07:59:11 pm »
Quote from: GreatBagwellsBeard on September 10, 2008, 09:49:12 am
When I saw this thread title, I thought it meant that Lance had hooked up with Taylor Swift.
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Re: Lance Armstrong pulling a Rogah?
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 10:06:11 pm »
I'm out of touch, I had to google Taylor Swift to find out who the hell you were talking about.
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