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Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« on: August 19, 2008, 07:57:36 pm »
Astros
Erstad LF
Bourn CF
Wigginton 3B
Berkman 1B
Blum SS
Pence RF
Newhan 2B
Quintero C
Moehler P

Brewers
Durham 2B
Hardy SS
Kapler LF
Fielder 1B
Hart RF
Counsell 3B
Cameron CF
Kendall C
Sheets P


Tuned in just in time to see Bourn lace two-run triple to right. 2-2, one out in the bottom of the third (Fielder striking out).

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 08:00:39 pm »
i get mad that cooper hasn't been playing him much.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 08:01:24 pm »
Amen, sister.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 08:06:06 pm »
i'm shocked this game is tied.  it was ugly to start.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 08:16:51 pm »
WTF Cameron, Q was waiting for you with the ball, and you still gave him a forearm? Cameron should be on his ASS next time up.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 08:18:51 pm »
come on moehler!

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 08:19:43 pm »
WTF Cameron, Q was waiting for you with the ball, and you still gave him a forearm? Cameron should be on his ASS next time up.



seems like the brewers turned into a team of shitheads overnight.  braun, kendall, cameron, fielder, kapler, gagne.  at least turnbow's gone.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 08:21:16 pm »
i was thinking that but bill/jd made me think i was over reacting.

smoke and mirrors seems to be working tonight.

If i were a brewers fan, i'd be pissed at the lobsters.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 08:21:20 pm »
now let's get.  some.  runs.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 08:26:31 pm »
Mets improved with the Wagner injury.

Yeah, I know not a nice thing to say, but how is he going to blow important games while on the DL?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 08:27:40 pm »
I hope Drayton will sign Sheets this winter. Ben and Roy as a 1-2 punch would be freakin' awesome.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 08:30:16 pm »
DoRay carried a Milo bobblehead with them on the road trip. Had him fitted with a cheese head earlier, now they have laid him down for a nap and covered him with a napkin. Funny shit.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 08:32:53 pm »
Milo takes a nap everytime I watch them.  It is funny.

And you know I could handle the retirement of Ausmus (who I think will sign for $1million) if Sheets were here.

Sheets and Oswalt getting caught by Ausmus.  What could be better?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 08:33:33 pm »
I'm sorry, but that redneck typing "www" onto his manual typewriter, cracked me up!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 08:35:16 pm »
seems like the brewers turned into a team of shitheads overnight.  braun, kendall, cameron, fielder, kapler, gagne.  at least turnbow's gone.

Last year they were probably walking on clouds.  This year they believe they're contenders, so they're playing harder.

That was pretty pointless by Cameron, but then I've never credited him with an over-abundance of brain cells.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 08:37:26 pm »
C'mon Wiggy!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 08:37:53 pm »
Grrrrrrrr.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2008, 08:40:06 pm »
wiggy almost dumped that into right.  totally opposite approach from pence's 2-2 swing-from-the-heels strikeout two innings ago.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2008, 08:41:05 pm »
Berkman looks lost.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2008, 08:42:26 pm »
Berkman looks lost.

someone should tell him he's in Cincy.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2008, 08:42:38 pm »
crushed.

thank you mr. blum

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2008, 08:42:46 pm »
Ka-Bluuuuuuuum!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2008, 08:42:48 pm »
Blum!
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2008, 08:43:27 pm »
didn't see that coming

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2008, 08:44:16 pm »
anyone think pence strikes out?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2008, 08:44:50 pm »
Ben shits himself......!!

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2008, 08:46:03 pm »
didn't see that coming either.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2008, 08:46:13 pm »
anyone think pence strikes out?

That's, what, his 5th walk of the year?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2008, 08:46:36 pm »
Nice job, Franchise.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2008, 08:47:15 pm »
Brydak time...????

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2008, 08:47:25 pm »
anyone think pence strikes out?

Got to see his swing up close and personal on Sunday.  His front foot is totally planted and carries all the weight.  When he swings, his back foot is basically flailing, as it slides backwards and then pivots as his body turns.  It's just trailing and adds nothing to his swing.  He dips his front leg a little so that he sort of kneels into the pitch.  Then he hacks downwards with his arms and whips his upper body around.

I'm amazed he ever hits anything.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2008, 08:49:37 pm »
anyone else's telecast crapping out?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2008, 08:50:04 pm »
brewer tv showing a man in the stands who looks an awful lot like ralph malph.  anybody ever see a movie called Stewardess School?  cinematic masterpiece.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2008, 08:50:54 pm »
I'm getting DoRay via the Internet just fine, BG.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2008, 08:51:26 pm »
anyone else's telecast crapping out?

It did when I tried to watch Stewardess School, but the game is fine on DirecTV.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2008, 08:51:37 pm »
O.v.e.r.m.a.n.a.g.i.n.g.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2008, 08:53:47 pm »
didn't see that coming either.

Blum was sitting on that hanging little curve.  Says Fonz, heyyyy, sit on it.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2008, 08:54:29 pm »
Why sampson....?

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2008, 08:55:49 pm »
Why sampson....?

Why not? He's a middle reliever. It's the 6th inning.
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« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2008, 08:57:06 pm »
He is a garbage time guy....!

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2008, 08:57:36 pm »
Why sampson....?

Middle innings, especially with runners on and less than 2 outs, always Sampson

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #41 on: August 19, 2008, 08:57:39 pm »
What a play by Newhan!!

Blue stars all over that one.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #42 on: August 19, 2008, 08:57:50 pm »
Why not? He's a middle reliever. It's the 6th inning.

I didn't see the need to lift Moehler when the guy who was 9-12 against him got a single.  Either lift him before he pitches to Kendall, or let him have a go at the PHer.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #43 on: August 19, 2008, 08:57:50 pm »
Blum was sitting on that hanging little curve.  Says Fonz, heyyyy, sit on it.

what was pence sitting on, then?  and wasn't it richie who said sit on it

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #44 on: August 19, 2008, 08:58:10 pm »
He's not a garbageman, he's a damn good reliever.


And nice play by Newhan.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #45 on: August 19, 2008, 08:58:10 pm »
He looked safe to me, but what the hell.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #46 on: August 19, 2008, 08:58:57 pm »
That ump almost took one up his keester..

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #47 on: August 19, 2008, 08:59:08 pm »
Astros have had the best hitter in the NL the first couple months, Berkman, then Lee, now Wigginton, the best hitter in the NL since mid July.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #48 on: August 19, 2008, 08:59:28 pm »
I didn't see the need to lift Moehler when the guy who was 9-12 against him got a single.  Either lift him before he pitches to Kendall, or let him have a go at the PHer.

Yeah well, you know how Coop is.
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« Reply #49 on: August 19, 2008, 08:59:52 pm »
He looked safe to me, but what the hell.

Get your head out of the gift horse's mouth.
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« Reply #50 on: August 19, 2008, 08:59:59 pm »
What a play by Newhan!!

Blue stars all over that one.

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« Reply #51 on: August 19, 2008, 09:00:26 pm »
Dosen't Newhan always looked like he just smoked a fatty........

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #52 on: August 19, 2008, 09:00:56 pm »
Astros have had the best hitter in the NL the first couple months, Berkman, then Lee, now Wigginton, the best hitter in the NL since mid July.

So who's next? Tejada?
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« Reply #53 on: August 19, 2008, 09:01:21 pm »
Yeah well, you know how Coop is.

Magic 8-Ball says "Outlook uncertain".
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« Reply #54 on: August 19, 2008, 09:02:00 pm »
So who's next? Tejada?

I'm guessing it won't be Spaz.
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« Reply #55 on: August 19, 2008, 09:02:07 pm »
He is a garbage time guy....!

First time watching the Astros?
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« Reply #56 on: August 19, 2008, 09:02:37 pm »
Yeah well, you know how Coop is.

Yeah. Lots of periods.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #57 on: August 19, 2008, 09:02:41 pm »
He's not a garbageman, he's a damn good reliever.


And nice play by Newhan.

maybe he was thinking sampson, sanford.  who knows.
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« Reply #58 on: August 19, 2008, 09:03:18 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #59 on: August 19, 2008, 09:03:42 pm »
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #60 on: August 19, 2008, 09:03:47 pm »
Mike or Greg Maddux.

Qui es mas afeminado?
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #61 on: August 19, 2008, 09:03:59 pm »
Suicide....!

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« Reply #62 on: August 19, 2008, 09:04:54 pm »
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« Reply #63 on: August 19, 2008, 09:05:01 pm »
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« Reply #65 on: August 19, 2008, 09:05:25 pm »
Suicide....!

Damn, we killed another one.  And we didn't even have fun with him yet.
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« Reply #66 on: August 19, 2008, 09:06:55 pm »
what was pence sitting on, then?  and wasn't it richie who said sit on it

Richie?  Did you even WATCH Happy Days?

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« Reply #67 on: August 19, 2008, 09:07:26 pm »
Suicide....!

Brain cells, in regular doses.

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« Reply #68 on: August 19, 2008, 09:07:33 pm »
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« Reply #69 on: August 19, 2008, 09:08:13 pm »
Richie?  Did you even WATCH Happy Days?

we didn't.  i think it was on at the same time as Little House on the Prairie.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #70 on: August 19, 2008, 09:08:28 pm »
Bourn.

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« Reply #72 on: August 19, 2008, 09:09:48 pm »
Kapler is Hungarian for "snake bite".
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #73 on: August 19, 2008, 09:10:29 pm »
Richie?  Did you even WATCH Happy Days?

"sit on it bucko"

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« Reply #74 on: August 19, 2008, 09:11:02 pm »
Strohs needed that run and Sampson is half a step better than Backe.

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« Reply #75 on: August 19, 2008, 09:11:37 pm »
"sit on it bucko"

That's right.  But it was it was Fonzies go to.  Cunningham used it as his out.

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« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2008, 09:12:01 pm »
Strohs needed that run and Sampson is half a step better than Backe.

those are some big steps then.
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« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2008, 09:12:33 pm »
Strohs needed that run and Sampson is half a step better than Backe.

Please direct your attention towards the field.

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« Reply #78 on: August 19, 2008, 09:12:58 pm »
Coop is going to ride the Pork Chop Express.

mmmmm, pork chops.
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« Reply #79 on: August 19, 2008, 09:13:10 pm »
Strohs needed that run and Sampson is half a step better than Backe.

Do you have your computer connected directly, via USB, to your arse?
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« Reply #80 on: August 19, 2008, 09:13:16 pm »
Strohs needed that run and Sampson is half a step better than Backe.
Sampson was half a step better than Backe AS A STARTER.

Relieving is quite different than starting.

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« Reply #81 on: August 19, 2008, 09:13:35 pm »
goodness i love jd and bill
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« Reply #82 on: August 19, 2008, 09:13:46 pm »
mmmmm, pork chops.

I think he meant Life Blood of the Earth

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« Reply #83 on: August 19, 2008, 09:14:02 pm »
Do you have your computer connected directly, via USB, to your arse?

No, he's bringing this shit quickly... it's gotta be Firewire.
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« Reply #84 on: August 19, 2008, 09:14:53 pm »
nice to know houston fans aren't the only ones to react to a long fly out.
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« Reply #85 on: August 19, 2008, 09:14:56 pm »
I think he meant Life Blood of the Earth

Oh, ummm, nevermind.

Watching the portly Prince hit made me hungry.
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« Reply #86 on: August 19, 2008, 09:15:22 pm »
Oh, ummm, nevermind.

Watching the portly Prince hit made me hungry.

i made some brownies and cupcakes tonight.
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« Reply #87 on: August 19, 2008, 09:15:57 pm »
Sunday got me wondering.  how long has bill brown been calling astros games?
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« Reply #88 on: August 19, 2008, 09:16:15 pm »
i made some brownies and cupcakes tonight.

Special brownies?
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« Reply #89 on: August 19, 2008, 09:16:52 pm »
Special brownies?

i wouldn't now where or how to buy the ingredients.
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« Reply #90 on: August 19, 2008, 09:17:18 pm »
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« Reply #91 on: August 19, 2008, 09:17:33 pm »
Sunday got me wondering.  how long has bill brown been calling astros games?

Since 1987, I think.

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« Reply #92 on: August 19, 2008, 09:20:28 pm »
i made some brownies and cupcakes tonight.

My invite must have been lost.
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« Reply #93 on: August 19, 2008, 09:21:22 pm »
i wouldn't now where or how to buy the ingredients.

Buy? Hell I just go into the greenhou....

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« Reply #94 on: August 19, 2008, 09:21:54 pm »
My invite must have been lost.

you know i posted that just for you.  i would have driven them to you if I didn't have to write a recap tonight.
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Buy? Hell I just go into the greenhou....

Oops, I've said too much.

maybe i will deliver you some brownies.  never tried that ingredient before.
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« Reply #96 on: August 19, 2008, 09:22:52 pm »
This just in: Jeremy Wariner is an awesome runner. 44.1 400m while coasting the last 30m.
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« Reply #97 on: August 19, 2008, 09:24:24 pm »
have there been any finals tonight?
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« Reply #98 on: August 19, 2008, 09:25:13 pm »
This just in: Jeremy Wariner is an awesome runner. 44.1 400m while coasting the last 30m.

He stepped up big time. That other dude has beaten him twice lately.
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« Reply #99 on: August 19, 2008, 09:27:26 pm »
Track and Field chat, is this the gay as fuck website..!

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Bye-bye.
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olympic chat is not gay you communist bastard.
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« Reply #102 on: August 19, 2008, 09:28:21 pm »
Track and Field chat, is this the gay as fuck website..!

Bye Bye asshole.
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« Reply #103 on: August 19, 2008, 09:29:45 pm »
being gumby's brother pays off.
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I swear, DoRay just relayed a story of Coop comparing Pence to Roberto Clemente.  I shit you not.
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« Reply #105 on: August 19, 2008, 09:31:56 pm »
Bill Brown has never seen anything except baseball.  (It's cool but he has no idea about anything.)

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I swear, DoRay just relayed a story of Coop comparing Pence to Roberto Clemente.  I shit you not.

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Track and Field chat, is this the gay as fuck website..!

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« Reply #108 on: August 19, 2008, 09:33:12 pm »
I swear, DoRay just relayed a story of Coop comparing Pence to Roberto Clemente.  I shit you not.

It's ok.  Cooper plans to go off and rule the Universe from beyond the grave, or check into a looney bin, which ever comes first.

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« Reply #109 on: August 19, 2008, 09:33:17 pm »
I'm waiting on Spack to drop the hammer.
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« Reply #110 on: August 19, 2008, 09:33:31 pm »
have there been any finals tonight?

No, these were semis. 400m finals Thursday, I think.

Turns out that Merritt ran 44.12. Should be a heck of a final.
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« Reply #111 on: August 19, 2008, 09:33:47 pm »
why would he? l-o-e is still around?
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« Reply #112 on: August 19, 2008, 09:33:48 pm »
Bill Brown has never seen anything except baseball.  (It's cool but he has no idea about anything.)

How can you not see Caddyshack??
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« Reply #113 on: August 19, 2008, 09:34:07 pm »
No, these were semis. 400m finals Thursday, I think.

Turns out that Merritt ran 44.12. Should be a heck of a final.

did he coast in also.
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Track and Field chat, is this the gay as fuck website..!

You're not off to a real auspicious start. Quantity is rarely an adequate substitute for quality.
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« Reply #115 on: August 19, 2008, 09:34:43 pm »
I'm waiting on Spack to drop the hammer.

i thought it was funny

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« Reply #116 on: August 19, 2008, 09:34:44 pm »
How can you not see Caddyshack??

The man has a lazer focus.

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« Reply #118 on: August 19, 2008, 09:35:23 pm »
No, these were semis. 400m finals Thursday, I think.

Turns out that Merritt ran 44.12. Should be a heck of a final.

Yeah, forgot his name. When is the final scheduled? I gotta watch that.
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« Reply #119 on: August 19, 2008, 09:35:47 pm »
pence pisses me off.  has he forgotten that cf gets the ball since bourn has been pretty much benched.
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« Reply #120 on: August 19, 2008, 09:36:40 pm »
Yeah, forgot his name. When is the final scheduled? I gotta watch that.

I think it's Thursday evening, Beijing time. Don't know what that means for us.
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« Reply #121 on: August 19, 2008, 09:36:54 pm »
pence pisses me off.  has he forgotten that cf gets the ball since bourn has been pretty much benched.

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« Reply #122 on: August 19, 2008, 09:38:02 pm »
what was pravata's line last week?  he's beginning to understand why he hit the glass door?
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« Reply #123 on: August 19, 2008, 09:38:59 pm »
I think it's Thursday evening, Beijing time. Don't know what that means for us.

I was trying to figure out when the beach volleyball finals were also, having a hard time with that.  do you know when rogers and dalhausser play.
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« Reply #124 on: August 19, 2008, 09:39:05 pm »
what was pravata's line last week?  he's beginning to understand why he hit the glass door?

Yep, and he has a Stubing to show for it.
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« Reply #125 on: August 19, 2008, 09:39:47 pm »
go pirates.
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« Reply #126 on: August 19, 2008, 09:41:10 pm »
do you know when rogers and dalhausser play.

No, I don't know when they play next.
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« Reply #127 on: August 19, 2008, 09:41:43 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #128 on: August 19, 2008, 09:45:52 pm »
Try using the pirate keyboard.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #129 on: August 19, 2008, 09:46:06 pm »
I was trying to figure out when the beach volleyball finals were also, having a hard time with that.  do you know when rogers and dalhausser play.

Semifinals were earlier today, finals are 10pm central on Thursday (no idea when NBC will air it).

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #130 on: August 19, 2008, 09:46:22 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #131 on: August 19, 2008, 09:48:56 pm »
Bourn has been having some better at-bats tonight.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #132 on: August 19, 2008, 09:49:04 pm »
Golf clap to Ed Wade for the Hawkins trade. That guy's been solid so far.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #133 on: August 19, 2008, 09:49:53 pm »
2-20 with 12 K is a little better than "solid".
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #134 on: August 19, 2008, 09:50:24 pm »
Bourn has been having some better at-bats tonight.

Well, his ass isn't stapled to the bench for starters.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #135 on: August 19, 2008, 09:50:28 pm »
Bourn has been having some better at-bats tonight.

Good, I'd like to see him back in the lineup every day.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #136 on: August 19, 2008, 09:51:43 pm »
Golf clap to Ed Wade for the Hawkins trade. That guy's been solid so far.

Yep, a very pleasant surprise.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #137 on: August 19, 2008, 09:54:12 pm »
2-20 with 12 K is a little better than "solid".

Well, yeah, but BNTTBBG.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #138 on: August 19, 2008, 10:00:42 pm »
Damn good softball game online right now. USA 0, Japan 0 in the 6th.  Japan has been held to 1 hit, USA to 3 hits.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #139 on: August 19, 2008, 10:01:27 pm »
Nice win. Props all around.
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« Reply #140 on: August 19, 2008, 10:02:17 pm »
Final Score Astros 5, Brewers 2

Nice game.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #141 on: August 19, 2008, 10:02:28 pm »
Damn good softball game online right now. USA 0, Japan 0 in the 6th.  Japan has been held to 1 hit, USA to 3 hits.

Sounds like a TZ Softball game.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #142 on: August 19, 2008, 10:04:04 pm »
Track and Field chat, is this the gay as fuck website..!


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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #143 on: August 19, 2008, 10:04:33 pm »
Sounds like a TZ Softball game.

She didn't say they had errors a TZ Softball game would have errors.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #144 on: August 19, 2008, 10:05:37 pm »
Final Score Astros 5, Brewers 2

Nice game.

Brian McTaggart can suck it.

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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #145 on: August 19, 2008, 10:06:08 pm »

What'd you do with the Bigfoot money, asshole?

Probably used it to start his campfire.
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« Reply #146 on: August 19, 2008, 10:25:52 pm »
Damn good softball game online right now. USA 0, Japan 0 in the 6th.  Japan has been held to 1 hit, USA to 3 hits.

Going to extras.  Still 0-0.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #147 on: August 19, 2008, 10:27:17 pm »
Going to extras.  Still 0-0.

I can't find it on DirecTV... dammit.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #148 on: August 19, 2008, 10:29:14 pm »
Attagirl, Shawn.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #149 on: August 19, 2008, 10:40:45 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #150 on: August 19, 2008, 10:57:41 pm »
Hey, thanks. Did I just see a three-run blast by the female Babe Ruth in the 9th? Wow.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #151 on: August 19, 2008, 10:58:32 pm »
Hey, thanks. Did I just see a three-run blast by the female Babe Ruth in the 9th? Wow.

That would be correct, sir.

She can hit the shit out of the ball. Scare the shit out of it, too.  Not a pretty girl is she?  Guess not all Olympians are lookers.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #152 on: August 19, 2008, 11:04:57 pm »
That would be correct, sir.

She can hit the shit out of the ball. Scare the shit out of it, too.  Not a pretty girl is she?  Guess not all Olympians are lookers.

Yeah, I read an article about her earlier today. Amazing power.
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Re: Astros @ Brewers, 19 August 2008
« Reply #153 on: August 19, 2008, 11:13:21 pm »
Softball game is over.  Suddenly CNBC is starting the game....why not show it live?
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