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Tuesday Timewaster
« on: August 19, 2008, 03:14:39 pm »
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 03:19:16 pm »
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 03:19:54 pm »
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I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 03:21:29 pm »
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 03:29:48 pm »
Try this one on for size...

http://www.gamegecko.com/kittycannon.php

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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 03:33:16 pm »
You people clearly don't have iPhones, which can now be stacked to the gunwales with time-wasting apps.  I haven't done any actual work in over a month!
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 03:36:14 pm »
Quote from: Limey on August 19, 2008, 03:33:16 pm
You people clearly don't have iPhones, which can now be stacked to the gunwales with time-wasting apps.  I haven't done any actual work in over a month!

Limey, when I die I would like to come back as you
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 03:37:29 pm »
Quote from: sporadic on August 19, 2008, 03:36:14 pm
Limey, when I die I would like to come back as you

Being me has advantages and disadvantages.  Be careful what you wish for.  Sometimes, being me is a right, royal pain in the arse.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 03:43:25 pm »
Quote from: mihoba on August 19, 2008, 03:19:16 pm
My boss hates you, he just doesn't know it yet.

That should counter-balance the self-loathing commensurate with a management position.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 03:43:36 pm »
« Last Edit: August 19, 2008, 03:46:51 pm by tophfar »
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Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be?

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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 03:46:22 pm »
Quote from: tophfar on August 19, 2008, 03:43:36 pm
883 feet

If you can't get to 1000ft then you just ain't trying hard enough (or wasting the proper amount of time).
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 03:48:03 pm »
Quote from: sporadic on August 19, 2008, 03:46:22 pm
If you can't get to 1000ft then you just ain't trying hard enough (or wasting the proper amount of time).

heh it doesnt seem to matter what you do, you just have to hit the right random combination blow up things on the ground
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Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be?

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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2008, 03:51:11 pm »
Quote from: tophfar on August 19, 2008, 03:48:03 pm
heh it doesnt seem to matter what you do, you just have to hit the right random combination blow up things on the ground

yep, ain't it great...my personal favorite is when the Venus Fly Trap eats the Kitty
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2008, 04:18:10 pm »
Quote from: sporadic on August 19, 2008, 03:51:11 pm
yep, ain't it great...my personal favorite is when the Venus Fly Trap eats the Kitty
I'm a fan of the spikes.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2008, 08:41:25 pm »
Quote from: mihoba on August 19, 2008, 03:21:29 pm
Checked your PMs lately?

Now I have. Reply awaits you.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 08:54:49 pm »
Quote from: TheWizard on August 19, 2008, 04:18:10 pm
I'm a fan of the spikesnstars.

Forget something?
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 09:42:18 pm »
Quote from: drew corleone on August 19, 2008, 03:14:39 pm
I apologize in advance.

2 hours of my life GONE thanks to "Down Under".  Anyone else figure it out yet?  My solution was nuts.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2008, 10:18:52 pm »
Quote from: Lurch on August 19, 2008, 09:42:18 pm
2 hours of my life GONE thanks to "Down Under".  Anyone else figure it out yet?  My solution was nuts.
Yeah, I finally beat them all. Wait till "Unpossible". It's a real bitch. "Four Balls" took forever, too.

I think, all in all, I spent about ten hours on that over the past few days.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2008, 01:58:27 am »
Quote from: drew corleone on August 19, 2008, 03:14:39 pm
I apologize in advance.

That's the best timewaster I've seen in a long time. Of course I didn't figure out until #10 or so that you could drag the critical piece around the construction box, so I was building my contraptions around where that piece started.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2008, 07:36:50 am »
Quote from: Craig on August 20, 2008, 01:58:27 am
That's the best timewaster I've seen in a long time. Of course I didn't figure out until #10 or so that you could drag the critical piece around the construction box, so I was building my contraptions around where that piece started.

Son of a b....
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2008, 12:48:00 pm »
haha... me, too.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2008, 03:28:11 pm »
Tube's tied me.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2008, 05:43:29 pm »
Quote from: Jacksonian on August 20, 2008, 03:28:11 pm
Tube's tied me.

I thought you were more of a vasectomy type.  Sorry, ma'am.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2008, 07:05:45 pm »
Quote from: JaneDoe on August 20, 2008, 05:43:29 pm
I thought you were more of a vasectomy type.  Sorry, ma'am.

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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2008, 01:14:16 pm »
Any hints for Big Ball? I'm completely stuck.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2008, 01:22:31 pm »
Quote from: BUWebguy on August 22, 2008, 01:14:16 pm
Any hints for Big Ball? I'm completely stuck.

Terrible way to explain this, but you need to create something to roll over and crawl around the ball, making it roll backwards until the object has been delivered....

At least, that is how my kids showed me it worked last night.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2008, 01:30:17 pm »
Quote from: BUWebguy on August 22, 2008, 01:14:16 pm
Any hints for Big Ball?

I think this might have some solutions.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2008, 01:36:15 pm »
Better yet on big ball, beat the ball to the spot. Best accomplished by stacking fast cars.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2008, 01:39:53 pm »
I still can't get past Tube.  Help?

I presume there's no Vasectomy level later.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2008, 02:02:50 pm »
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« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2008, 02:28:42 pm »
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2008, 04:37:22 pm »
I can't get up the stairs for the life of me. I suck.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2008, 05:28:32 pm »
I still can't get Tube either, but here's my unpossible. There had to have been an easier way, but oh well, it worked...

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=758125
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2008, 05:52:32 pm »
Quote from: Jacksonian on August 22, 2008, 01:39:53 pm
I still can't get past Tube.  Help?

I presume there's no Vasectomy level later.

Make a box with wheels that turn toward the side they're touching... it'll give the climbing effect. If necessary create a "stopper" triangle to plug the bottom. There's just enough of a bulge at the bottom for it to catch.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2008, 07:27:51 pm »
Quote from: BUWebguy on August 22, 2008, 01:14:16 pm
Any hints for Big Ball? I'm completely stuck.

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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2008, 07:28:12 pm »
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2008, 11:39:31 pm »
FWIW, I am in total awe of the solutions I have seen here.
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Re: Tuesday Timewaster
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