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Milo's guests are back
« on: August 12, 2008, 03:09:53 pm »
According to 1560, Milo welcomed Spiccoli to the game last night.
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 03:26:37 pm »
He's actually been doing it all season.
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 03:48:00 pm »
According to 1560, Milo welcomed Spiccoli to the game last night.

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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 04:48:55 pm »
I caught that one on my way to a friend's last night. I also heard him announce that Brian Fantana's group was in attendance earlier this season, so the Anchorman references are alive and well.

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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2008, 10:38:54 am »
Milo welcomed the local JLA chapter yesterday.   
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 10:55:21 am »
The title of this thread had me hoping for a Yvette appearance.
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 10:56:29 am »
Milo welcomed the local JLA chapter yesterday.   

Of course, knowing Houston's diverse religious community, that could mean Jewish Leaders of America. 

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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 11:05:13 am »
Of course, knowing Houston's diverse religious community, that could mean Jewish Leaders of America. 

Or the Jesuit Literature Association.
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2008, 11:11:04 am »
Or the Jesuit Literature Association.

Or Justice Licks Ass, an organization devoted to exposing the city's most deficient baseball writer.

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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2008, 11:14:49 am »
Or Justice Licks Ass, an organization devoted to exposing the city's most deficient baseball writer.

That's some serious stepping on our toes.
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2008, 11:20:24 am »
Or Justice Licks Ass, an organization devoted to exposing the city's most deficient baseball writer.

You know, this got me to thinking, I don't think there are any superheroes from Texas.
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2008, 11:22:51 am »
I'm trying to think of who would be in the local JLA chapter. Mattress Mack comes to mind.

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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2008, 11:30:35 am »
You know, this got me to thinking, I don't think there are any superheroes from Texas.

Willie Nelson?
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2008, 11:37:46 am »
You know, this got me to thinking, I don't think there are any superheroes from Texas.

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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2008, 12:00:44 pm »
It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of 'em was one kinda sombitch or another.

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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2008, 12:05:16 pm »
I'm trying to think of who would be in the local JLA chapter. Mattress Mack comes to mind.

And his nemesis, the Hilton Furniture Guy Who Never Blinks And Teaches Toddlers To Use A Chainsaw.
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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2008, 12:12:13 pm »
And his nemesis, the Hilton Furniture Guy Who Never Blinks And Teaches Toddlers To Use A Chainsaw.

I'd forgotten about that guy . . . who also named his daughter Paris.  Poor child.
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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2008, 12:24:52 pm »
You know, this got me to thinking, I don't think there are any superheroes from Texas.

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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2008, 12:32:18 pm »
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« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2008, 12:32:31 pm »
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Chuck Norris craps super-heroes..
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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2008, 12:36:48 pm »
Audie Murphy?
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« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2008, 12:41:49 pm »
Leslie, Assistant to General Counsel

damm straight.
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« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2008, 12:51:20 pm »
Vince Young.

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« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2008, 01:00:45 pm »
I also found this loser, definitely not in the league of Chuck Norris or VY:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillo_%28comics%29

In related news, you can look up fictional characters organized by state on Wikipedia.  God bless borderline autistic nerds and the Internet.
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« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2008, 01:05:44 pm »
I also found this loser, definitely not in the league of Chuck Norris or VY:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armadillo_%28comics%29

In related news, you can look up fictional characters organized by state on Wikipedia.  God bless borderline autistic nerds and the Internet.

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« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2008, 01:11:32 pm »
Asking God to bless yourself is a bit desperate.

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« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2008, 01:20:42 pm »
Asking God to bless yourself is a bit desperate.

Do you, sirrah, mean to insinuate that I am a nerd?  I challenge you to uphold my honor!
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« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2008, 01:26:13 pm »
Superhero of all time!!!!

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« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2008, 01:26:39 pm »
Superhero of all time!!!!

Mark Raup, Assistant Regional Manager, and Resourceful Young Man (Fuck the Cubs).

JackAstro, don't even fucking THINK about it!
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« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2008, 01:27:11 pm »
Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
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« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2008, 01:35:23 pm »
Do you, sirrah, mean to insinuate that I am a nerd?  I challenge you to uphold my honor!

You don't insinuate fact.
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« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2008, 01:45:08 pm »
JackAstro, don't even fucking THINK about it!

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« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2008, 01:45:47 pm »
No doubt your old man is gathering photographic resources and sending them to me via his electronic mail machine as we speak.

If your computer starts making weird noises, it's just the old man trying to send you a message via telegraph.
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« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2008, 02:15:54 pm »
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« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2008, 02:41:08 pm »
..-. --..- .--.-.


It's official... You don't make sense in any language.
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« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2008, 02:44:07 pm »
That was "no Corvette for you" in Morse Code.
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« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2008, 02:50:10 pm »
That was "no Corvette for you" in Morse Code.

And use this for your next response.

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« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2008, 02:54:49 pm »
I don't need a web site to translate that.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2008, 03:00:42 pm »
And use this for your next response.

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There is something way fucked up about communicating in morse code on an internet bulletin board.
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« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2008, 03:02:52 pm »
There is something way fucked up about communicating in morse code on an internet bulletin board.

Yet, if you break it down to its base level, we're all communicating in binary.  Except that some of us are ones and some of us are the other thing.
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« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2008, 03:05:09 pm »
Yet, if you break it down to its base level, we're all communicating in binary.  Except that some of us are ones and some of us are the other thing.

--.. . .-. --- . ...?
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