Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen fastball?
King Cecil: What do you mean? An African or European fastball?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown off the bridge]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh!
Sir Justice: How do you know so much about fastballs?
King Cecil: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.