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Caption time
« on: July 24, 2008, 02:21:17 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 02:25:19 pm »
#2: "Believe it or not, Iiiiiii'm walkin' on air..."
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 02:39:24 pm »
1) MMA crowd, looky over here!

2) The "break through glass and grab breast" drill pays off
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Re: Caption time
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 02:40:27 pm »
#2 I sure as hell hope Carlos isnt coming!
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 03:09:11 pm »
1) "Judo chop... heeee-yah!"

2) (thinking bubble over Spaz's head) "run, run, run, look down there... a penny!, run, run, run... why am I running again?  Oh yeah... run, run, run... I wonder what is for dinner tonight, are we eating on the plane again... run, run, run... go foul you demon baseball, blast you to hell!... damn, now I'm going to have to show off my cannon arm... hey, look, another penny!" (close thinking bubble over Spaz's head)
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2008, 03:10:32 pm »
#1 Yup, he uses Maple bats.

#2 Look Ma, I am almost pulling 2 Gs
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 03:16:12 pm »
#1.  Is that syrup or blood on there?

#2.  Look at me!  I'm playin' defense!
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2008, 03:21:39 pm »
1.) After enduring half a season of being called "Tomatohead" by his field-mate on the left side, Tejada finally retaliates on Ty.
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2008, 03:37:59 pm »
#1: I wonder if I can use this thing in MMA?
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2008, 03:49:11 pm »
#1.  Fedor rips off his own dick and hurls it at Wiggington.
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2008, 03:54:16 pm »
#1 Where's Piazza?!?
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2008, 04:02:55 pm »
#1: "Remember what Matsui said, 'First, you bow to the mapre . . .'"

#2: "Sometimes I wish I had a "--" instead of an "!"
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 04:24:25 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on July 24, 2008, 03:09:11 pm
1) "Judo chop... heeee-yah!"

Wow!  Nominated.
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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 05:21:55 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on July 24, 2008, 02:25:19 pm
#2: "Believe it or not, Iiiiiii'm walkin' on air..."

oh...I see what you did there.
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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 05:39:37 pm »
"once banned, always banned" Cam.  - Spack
« Last Edit: July 25, 2008, 10:33:24 am by Spack McGrimm »
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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 05:45:35 pm »
3...2...1...
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 05:51:08 pm »
Quote from: Hubert1952 on July 24, 2008, 05:39:37 pm
#1 "It's bad enough the five-time World Champion Pittsburgh Pirates are kicking our ass seventeen ways to tuesday, but do we have to get spears hurled at us as well!!!!!"

LOL!!!!!

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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2008, 06:06:06 pm »
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2008, 07:46:33 pm »
I need to clear my calendar for tomorrow.  This is going to be an all day event.
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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2008, 10:35:36 pm »
Cam, you're an asshole.  Just thought I'd let you know in case you forgot. - Spack
« Last Edit: July 25, 2008, 10:34:34 am by Spack McGrimm »
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« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2008, 12:31:32 am »
Atleast he's not 500-something posts into embarrassing himself on here like me
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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2008, 08:21:23 am »
Quote from: Hubert1952 on July 24, 2008, 05:39:37 pm
Go Ausmus!!!!!!

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« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2008, 10:35:53 am »
Don't ever try to come back again Cam.  No one will "bombs away" with you as long as I'm here.
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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2008, 10:41:25 am »
Cam Bonifay tried to sneak in the back door? I'd forgotten all about him.
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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2008, 10:41:42 am »
zzzt.....sizzle.......*POP*.....crackle....sizzle......zzzzt....!
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« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2008, 10:52:52 am »
Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 25, 2008, 10:41:42 am
zzzt.....sizzle.......*POP*.....crackle....sizzle......zzzzt....!

You can still smell the ozone from that bolt.
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« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2008, 11:09:30 am »
Quote from: Spack McGrimm on July 25, 2008, 10:35:53 am
Don't ever try to come back again Cam.  No one will "bombs away" with you as long as I'm here.

a fine 200th there, spack
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« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2008, 11:17:29 am »
#1 "Tiger Uppercut!"
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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2008, 08:48:08 pm »
#1 -- so this one time, I ate so much I actually shit a baseball bat.
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« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2008, 04:39:39 pm »
Quote from: toddthebod on July 27, 2008, 08:48:08 pm
#1 -- so this one time, I ate so much I actually shit a baseball bat.

Better than Cam. He just shat Spack's boot...
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