To the tune of Roxy Music's "More Than This" (and, FWIW, the second verse is entirely unchanged):
I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Losing games in the night
Who can say why they're blowing
And stink like the wind
And hopefully learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
Worse than this - is only Cincy
Worse than this - is just one team
Worse than this - is only Cincy
It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing
Like dream in the night
Who can say where we're going
No care in the world
Maybe I'm learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
Worse than this - is only Cincy
Worse than this - is just one team
Worse than this - is only Cincy