Ensberg signs minor league deal with Indians

[pravata]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-indiansmoves&prov=ap&type=lgns

[Andyzipp]

He signed the contract, but only after watching 3 better contracts sail right by him.

[MusicMan]

He signed the contract, but only after watching 3 better contracts sail right by him.

I laughed.  Out loud.

[Ty in Tampa]

I laughed.  Out loud.

As did I. With most of Morgan's ABs.

[MusicMan]

As did I. With most of Morgan's ABs.

No, most of those endeed in drunken tears or drunken rage.  And that was just in the owner's box.

[Ty in Tampa]

No, most of those endeed in drunken tears or drunken rage.  And that was just in the owner's box.

Laughing keeps me from breaking things. Like the owner's box.

[Fredia]

some of the great ones have a\fallen  low this year

[Astroholic]

some of the great ones have a\fallen  low this year

Damn funny faces.  How does one go about turning those off?

[mihoba]

The pigeons in Cleveland rejoice.

[Holly]

some of the great ones have a\fallen  low this year

WTF? Did you even read that before you pressed "Post"?

[BudGirl]

WTF? Did you even read that before you pressed "Post"?

She's never proofread her posts previously, why would she start now?

[mihoba]

? ? ?

Damn funny faces.  How does one go about turning those off?

Avoid three question marks in a row.

[Holly]

She's never proofread her posts previously, why would she start now?

That just seemed... especially egregious, is all.

[Astroholic]

Avoid three question marks in a row.

Or maybe I will use four.

[BudGirl]

Avoid three question marks in a row.

I believe there is some box you can check that will turn off the same feature.  I'm pretty sure Jim knows it.

ETA:  Additional Options, turn off smileys.

[mihoba]

Or maybe I will use four.

?

[JaneDoe]

Or maybe I will use four.

You will still get the damn smiley.  However, when you post--see that Additional Options thingy to your left?  Click on it, then check--Don't use smileys.  Works every time.

[Astroholic]

You will still get the damn smiley.  However, when you post--see that Additional Options thingy to your left?  Click on it, then check--Don't use smileys.  Works every time.

Thanks, that is what I was looking for.  I thought the reply needed more than two ??'s

[Ty in Tampa]

Or maybe I will use four.

Here's the way to do it:

Preview your post.
If it has smileys, click "additional options"
Check "Don't use smileys"
Let out long sigh.
Post

[BudGirl]

Thanks, that is what I was looking for.  I thought the reply needed more than two ??'s

You know, I posted the same thing as Jane.  She just copied my answer.  She's a cheater.

[mihoba]

You know, I posted the same thing as Jane.  She just copied my answer.  She's a cheater.

Meow.

[MusicMan]

Meow.

Slow down, the Jell-O hasn't set yet!

[Andyzipp]

Slow down, the Jell-O hasn't set yet!

We've still got some pudding from last week...we're good.

[JaneDoe]

We've still got some pudding from last week...we're good.

Hey, you guys gotta splurge a little.  I'm out unless you upgrade to chocolate mousse.

[Astroholic]

You know, I posted the same thing as Jane.  She just copied my answer.  She's a cheater.

3 Cabrera's in a post about using 3 question marks.  Conicidence? I think not.

[MusicMan]

Hey, you guys gotta splurge a little.  I'm out unless you upgrade to chocolate mousse.

Done and done.

[BudGirl]

Jane, Jane, Jane, what are you getting us into?

[Jacksonian]

Jane, Jane, Jane, what are you getting us into?

A whole lot of chocolate mousse.

[JackAstro]

A whole lot of chocolate mousse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XhS80rwjIg

[MRaup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XhS80rwjIg

FYI: That link isn't nearly what you think it is.


ETA: Meaning that it's not anyone wrestling in desserts. Still, check it out.

[strosrays]

some of the great ones have a\fallen  low this year

Ah, yes.  Well, sumer is icumen in, after all.

[JaneDoe]

Jane, Jane, Jane, what are you getting us into?

You started it.  Called me a cheater.  And a couple of weeks ago you called me a liar.  Two strikes.

[TheWizard]

FYI: That link isn't nearly what you think it is.


ETA: Meaning that it's not anyone wrestling in desserts. Still, check it out.

At least it wasn't that youtube clip - 2girls1cup.

[BudGirl]

You started it.  Called me a cheater.  And a couple of weeks ago you called me a liar.  Two strikes.

Bring It Bitch.

[MRaup]

Bring It Bitch.

"Its Budgirl, bitch!"

[T. J.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XhS80rwjIg

I thought I was the only one who remembered "The State".

[Kent's Moustache]

Meow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln8RBjZFiw

"I'm sorry, are you saying, 'Meow?'"

[Duman]

A whole lot of chocolate mousse.

Did some one say Chocolate Moose?

[Waldo]

It smells like sex in here.

[Ebby Calvin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jln8RBjZFiw

"I'm sorry, are you saying, 'Meow?'"

Thank you for that.  Very much.

[Andyzipp]

Someone said  Chocolate Mousse.

[Jacksonian]

Someone said  Chocolate Mousse.

Where the hell were you last night?  I coulda used that in the GZ.

[Andyzipp]

Where the hell were you last night? 

Throwing things at my television...

[austro]

Throwing things at my television...

After learning of the Owls' performance, I was oddly calm as I watched Mora's inevitable double.

[Limey]

Throwing things at my television...

I recently succumbed and bought myself a PS3 and GTA4.  Running people over, throwing bricks at the heads of passers-by and generally behaving like a Kennedy on a coke binge is quite therapeutic.

[Andyzipp]

I recently succumbed and bought myself a PS3 and GTA4.  Running people over, throwing bricks at the heads of passers-by and generally behaving like a Kennedy on a coke binge is quite therapeutic.

Is GTA4 available on the Wii?  Do you have to use both controllers to beat the shit out of hookers?

[Limey]

Is GTA4 available on the Wii?  Do you have to use both controllers to beat the shit out of hookers?

I think GTA4 on the Wii would be a very, very bad idea.  You just know that someone would come up with another attachment that...