Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star

[Limey]

I saw you on the TV, start time seven-oh-two
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you.
If I was drunk it didn't stop you coming through

Oh-a oh

They took the series, and that sucks for you and me
Beaten by horse shit and mediocrity,
and now we understand the problems we can see.

Oh-a oh

It's just the Pirates

Oh-a oh

Why can't you beat them?

Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star
Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star

Pitchers came and broke your bat.

Oh-a-a-a oh

And now we argue in the TZ to and fro.
Debate the fuckups but it seems so long ago.
Try to you remember how May used to go.

Oh-a oh

That was a good month

Oh-a oh

That was just last month!

Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star
Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star
In my mind and in the bar, we must regroup it's gone to far

Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh

Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star
Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star

In my mind and in the bar, we must regroup it's gone to far
Pitchers came and broke your bat, here comes Ray King he's really fat

You are a horse shit show
You are a horse shit show

Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star
Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star
Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star
Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star

Pittsburgh Killed the Open Star (You are a horse shit show)

[strosrays]

Beautiful.

I think it would be worth exploring maybe putting all these together into some sort of opera.  I know a dancer with dreams of being a librettist who could probably help out.  Let me know.

[Limey]

I know a dancer with dreams of being a librettist who could probably help out.

That dude from STL?

[strosrays]

That dude from STL?

Wow, you'e good.

[Gizzmonic]

Wow, you'e good.

I hate to cross-post, but you guys are begging for this:

http://www.spikesnstars.com/forums/index.php?topic=106061.msg208079#msg208079