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Noe

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NL Player of the Month - MAY
« on: June 02, 2008, 05:02:20 pm »
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 05:06:20 pm »
Not even writers could fuck up that selection.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 05:26:41 pm »
What have you done for me late-lee...
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 05:38:46 pm »
Quote from: Limey on June 02, 2008, 05:26:41 pm
What have you done for me late-lee...

Last seven games:

BA .381
OBP .458
SLG .667
OPS 1.125
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 05:41:29 pm »
And Lance finally gets that big screen TV he's always wanted but can't afford!
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 05:45:20 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on June 02, 2008, 05:38:46 pm
Last seven games:

BA .381
OBP .458
SLG .667
OPS 1.125

What a slacker... OPS under 1.200... He sucks.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 06:02:55 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on June 02, 2008, 05:38:46 pm
Last seven games:

BA .381
OBP .458
SLG .667
OPS 1.125

Big drop off from earlier in the month.  Unacceptable!
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 06:04:56 pm »
Quote from: Limey on June 02, 2008, 06:02:55 pm
Big drop off from earlier in the month.  Unacceptable!

No kidding.  Coop needs to shake things up a bit.  Let Puma lead off.  Speed don't slump.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2008, 06:11:39 pm »
He may be losing focus.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2008, 06:27:56 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on June 02, 2008, 06:04:56 pm
No kidding.  Coop needs to shake things up a bit.  Let Puma lead off.  Speed don't slump.

He's had zero stolen bases the last seven games.  I'd re-think that suggestion if I were you.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2008, 07:01:07 pm »
Go Poomuh. I didn't realize he'd kept his May numbers that high.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2008, 07:21:22 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on June 02, 2008, 06:27:56 pm
He's had zero stolen bases the last seven games.
This means he's due, right?  Right?
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2008, 07:37:18 pm »
Ebby Calvin...  Avatar thief.  I demand redress.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2008, 07:42:48 pm »
Quote from: LonghornCDR on June 02, 2008, 07:37:18 pm
Ebby Calvin...  Avatar thief.  I demand redress.

Yes, please put your clothes back on.  What kind of place do you think this is anyway?
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2008, 07:57:31 pm »
Quote from: LonghornCDR on June 02, 2008, 07:37:18 pm
Ebby Calvin...  Avatar thief.  I demand redress.

There you go, a gift from me to you.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2008, 07:58:28 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on June 02, 2008, 07:57:31 pm
There you go, a gift from me to you.

Wow!  I ain't got the words...
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2008, 08:02:36 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on June 02, 2008, 07:21:22 pm
This means he's due, right?  Right?

Ahhhhh... didn't think about that.  Good point.  Leadoff it is!  (BTW - I gave you a new avatar... feel free to nuke it iffin' ya don't like it)
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2008, 08:17:24 pm »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on June 02, 2008, 08:02:36 pm
Ahhhhh... didn't think about that.  Good point.  Leadoff it is!  (BTW - I gave you a new avatar... feel free to nuke it iffin' ya don't like it)

Noe, how did you get inside my computer?  Do I need to cancel my credit cards now?
And even though my avatar has more of a Lubbock feel to it now, I like it.  Muy bueno.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2008, 08:59:53 pm »
Quote from: Ebby Calvin on June 02, 2008, 08:17:24 pm
Noe, how did you get inside my computer?  Do I need to cancel my credit cards now?
And even though my avatar has more of a Lubbock feel to it now, I like it.  Muy bueno.

I don't smell anything, so it can't be that Lubbocky.
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Re: NL Player of the Month - MAY
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2008, 09:29:59 am »
Quote from: JaneDoe on June 02, 2008, 07:42:48 pm
Yes, please put your clothes back on.

You sure?  I'm the one on the right.
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