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Andyzipp

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Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« on: May 12, 2008, 11:01:24 am »
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 11:07:31 am »
This is a joke, right?
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Andyzipp

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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 11:09:24 am »
There is nothing funny about Ralph Hardy.
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 11:12:40 am »
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culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.

because your dream is to pay females to play video games with you?
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 11:15:52 am »
Quote from: tophfar on May 12, 2008, 11:12:40 am
because your dream is to pay females to play video games with you?

Hey!  Not everyone takes chicks back to their hotel rooms for sex!
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 11:16:59 am »
World of Warcraft is a massive nerd gathering. Second Life is just creepy.

Ralph Hardy. Wow.
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 11:21:36 am »
"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

You're well on your way kid.
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 11:26:06 am »
The kid missed his opportunity.  He could have hooked up with the escort and been king of Junior High for the next 2 years.

Now he's gonna be grounded for the rest of his life and he'll never get laid!

Quote from: Andyzipp on May 12, 2008, 11:09:24 am
There is nothing funny about Ralph Hardy.
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 12:42:40 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on May 12, 2008, 11:01:24 am
Is there anyway we can award him an honorary membership here?

No:
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The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 12:46:22 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 12, 2008, 12:42:40 pm
No:

Ralph Hardy is smart enough to have told those whores to admit to only playing X-Box....Ralph Hardy is a freakin' genius.
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2008, 12:48:01 pm »
We have a Newark, Texas?
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2008, 12:50:23 pm »
According to these fine folks, yes.

http://newarktexas.com/
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2008, 12:52:12 pm »
We must lead the league in states with recognizable city names from elsewhere, be they other states and/or nations.
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2008, 01:23:06 pm »
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They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them

Excellent!
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Re: Ralph Hardy is my new hero!
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2008, 02:04:55 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on May 12, 2008, 12:42:40 pm
Is there anyway we can award him an honorary membership here?

No:

OK. Well, how about the whores?
Surely, they are both qualified and deserving.
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