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Berkman gets props for big week.
« on: April 28, 2008, 02:18:42 pm »
« Last Edit: April 28, 2008, 02:34:57 pm by das »
Another trenchant comment by a jealous lesser intellect.

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Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 02:20:26 pm »
Good job, Lance!  I wonder who sponsors the award?
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 02:24:36 pm »
Good job, Lance!  I wonder who sponsors the award?

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Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 02:31:52 pm »
Good job, Lance!  I wonder who sponsors the award?

I wonder how long it'll take before someone misses your point.

Wait.

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Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 02:34:42 pm »
I wonder how long it'll take before someone misses your point.

Wait.

i got it...i think.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2008, 02:36:47 pm »
When will the Shiner Presents the Spikes 'n Stars Post of the Week award be unveiled?
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Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 02:36:58 pm »
I wonder how long it'll take before someone misses your point.

Wait.

Ebby Calvin, of the TZ, will be presented with the iPhone Presents the iPhone Stubing Post of the Week, as sponsored by iPhone.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 02:37:59 pm »
Ebby Calvin, of the TZ, will be presented with the iPhone Presents the iPhone Stubing Post of the Week, as sponsored by iPhone.

which reflects iPhone's commitment to posting public BS daily.
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2008, 02:39:57 pm »
Think we can talk Spoetzl into "Shiner Bock Presents The Spikes n' Stars Post of the Week Award?"
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2008, 02:40:32 pm »
Holy shit! It took me too long to craft my masterpiece.
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2008, 02:56:36 pm »
Not quite Ensberg-esque, but since 2001, Lance has never had an OPS under .982 in even numbered years and never had an OPS over .934 in odd numbered years. 

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6279/career;_ylt=AiPPdQjAPlZIqolrtSJSZPSFCLcF

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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2008, 03:28:24 pm »
Not quite Ensberg-esque, but since 2001, Lance has never had an OPS under .982 in even numbered years and never had an OPS over .934 in odd numbered years. 

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6279/career;_ylt=AiPPdQjAPlZIqolrtSJSZPSFCLcF

This post is Josh Lewin-esque in quality.
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2008, 03:30:35 pm »
This post is Josh Lewin-esque in quality.

i thought fredia had a new nom de non sequitur.
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2008, 04:38:09 pm »
This post is Josh Lewin-esque in quality.

You've got to read it in a nasal high pitched confused tone of voice for the full Josh Lewin effect.
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2008, 04:42:33 pm »
You've got to read it in a nasal high pitched confused tone of voice for the full Josh Lewin effect.

And beat yourself in the head.  Repeatedly.
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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2008, 08:15:03 pm »
You've got to read it in a nasal high pitched confused tone of voice for the full Josh Lewin effect.

and the lisp, don't forget the lisp.
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Re: Berkman gets props for big week.
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2008, 08:35:31 pm »
Wait, you mean there are people who don't like Josh Lewin?  :o

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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2008, 10:02:51 am »
i thought fredia had a new nom de non sequitur.

This is friggin' hilarious. POTW.
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