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Astros at Reds – Taint Misbehavin'
« on: April 23, 2008, 02:18:58 am »
During the next homestand we should send JD a heaping plate of nachos. Two heaps. And a nice handbag for JD.

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Re: Astros at Reds – Taint Misbehavin'
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 08:56:46 am »
Sampson and Cassel in Great American BandBox.  I'm not optimistic.
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Re: Astros at Reds – Taint Misbehavin'
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 09:00:51 am »
Have a little faith, baby. Have a little faith.
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But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
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Re: Astros at Reds – Taint Misbehavin'
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 09:02:09 am »
Sampson and Cassel in Great American BandBox.  I'm not optimistic.

From my Pads guy.  If Cassel's sinker is working Tejada and Matsui will be VERY busy.  If not, it's bombs away.  I suppose the same could be said for Sampson though.
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Re: Astros at Reds – Taint Misbehavin'
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 09:14:31 am »
Great Rukkakies reset.
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Re: Astros at Reds – Taint Misbehavin'
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 03:13:38 pm »
This gives us a new meaning for wood. So, is it a beech ball? A hickory nut? Maybe a sequoia sack?

I really don't want to know, just asking.
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Re: Astros at Reds – Taint Misbehavin'
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 03:52:35 pm »
This gives us a new meaning for wood. So, is it a beech ball? A hickory nut? Maybe a sequoia sack?

I really don't want to know, just asking.

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Re: Astros at Reds – Taint Misbehavin'
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2008, 07:24:08 pm »
Sometimes you’re better off dead
Theres a bowl in your hand and a spoon to be fed
You’re going mad with indigestion
Kicking in chairs, running for the rest room
In a restaurant in a dead end town
Call the police, there’s “chili” around
Running down an underground sewer line
In a dead end town

In a dead end town, a dead end world
The ass end burns and the Skyline hurls
In a dead end town, a dead end world
The ass end burns and the Skyline hurls
Skyline hurls

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Re: Astros at Reds – Taint Misbehavin'
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2008, 07:53:30 pm »
Sometimes you’re better off dead
Theres a bowl in your hand and a spoon to be fed
You’re going mad with indigestion
Kicking in chairs, running for the rest room
In a restaurant in a dead end town
Call the police, there’s “chili” around
Running down an underground sewer line
In a dead end town

In a dead end town, a dead end world
The ass end burns and the Skyline hurls
In a dead end town, a dead end world
The ass end burns and the Skyline hurls
Skyline hurls


Man that's beautiful right there. "The ass end burns and the Skyline hurls" would make a great banner.