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Limey

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Caption Competition
« on: April 04, 2008, 05:11:04 pm »
First of the new season:  Lou Pinella.  Have at it.
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 05:12:38 pm »
While the Astros' Hunter Pence appears to be fully recovered from his collision with a glass door, the Cubs' Lou Pinella is still suffering.  Of course, in Pence's case, the glass broke.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2008, 05:32:07 pm by Limey »
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 05:13:42 pm »
I guess I'll break the ice.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 06:22:23 pm »
"No, my cat didn't die. The hell kind of a question is that?"
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 06:47:03 pm »
"Damn Carlos, I always thought  Barrett's vagina was the source.  Lay off the bananas!!"
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 08:28:24 pm »
we played the astros last year.. what do you mean we have to play them again this year...
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 10:25:32 pm »
It's never too early in Chicago to stop giving a shit and stop shaving.
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2008, 10:38:21 pm »
"what in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?!"

-- lou pinella, reacting to towles' kickass handstand
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2008, 04:29:52 am »
"Triple? A freaking triple with that twinkie loving man running in front of him? We gotta grow the grass higher!"
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2008, 06:03:27 am »
Reporter: "Hey Lou, what's up with the disheveled look you got going?"

 Lou: "I ain't shit for days."
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2008, 06:44:06 am »
How about a two-fer.  This one also qualifies for separated at birth.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2008, 06:51:46 am »
I'm managing who!?!
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2008, 07:07:44 am »
"PLAYOFFS?!?!....PL-PLAYOFFS?!?!?......YOU KIDDIN' ME?......PLAYOFFS?!?!!"
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2008, 09:46:05 am »
Nick Nolte gots nuthin' on me!
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2008, 10:01:40 am »
"Hey, have you seen that movie Stars... Stair... no Star Wars... yeah, that's it.  They have this character named Chewbacca.  I do a great Chewbacca impersonation... here... look... see!" - Lou PInella

I like the two-fer idea, so here's my "separated at birth" submission for consideration:  Louie and Chewy

(http://www.orangewhoopass.com/graphics/Chewy&Louie.jpg)

Heck, I'll go for the trifecta, a nickname submission for Lou:

Chewy Pinella
« Last Edit: April 05, 2008, 10:19:15 am by Noe in Austin »
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2008, 10:14:07 am »
"All you media people have done in the time I've been here is show me yer nuts".
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2008, 10:27:20 am »
Let me see your war face....AARRRGGHHH!
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2008, 10:29:33 am »
"Hork! ... Hork! ... Hork! ..."
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2008, 10:33:52 am »
"Oh dear God!  Get 2-girls-1-cup off the jumbotron!"

(I know this makes no sense since that shithole stadium doesn't have a jumbotron, but it's the best I can do on a Saturday morning.)
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2008, 11:07:20 am »
Quote from: Noe in Austin on April 05, 2008, 10:01:40 am
Louie and Chewy

Chewy Pinella

I like it.

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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2008, 11:09:06 am »
Lou Pinella simultaneously strains several muscles, yelling almost inaudibly about how he has to manage the Cubs? "The Fucking Cubs!?!? Aww fuck this shit."
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2008, 11:57:11 am »
...Loubacca?
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2008, 12:11:02 pm »
"THAT'S what 'hemorrhoids' means in Japanese????"
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2008, 12:26:43 pm »
Thats quite a scar you have there Kaz.
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2008, 01:10:37 pm »
(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080404/capt.110f846e9b4046ed9e3aa101f9ff684c.astros_cubs_baseball_cxc111.jpg)(http://www.tuckborough.net/images/gothmog.jpg)
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2008, 05:20:20 pm »
(http://www.thebitchtroll.com/images/goonies.jpg)

(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080404/capt.110f846e9b4046ed9e3aa101f9ff684c.astros_cubs_baseball_cxc111.jpg)
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Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2008, 10:41:36 am »
Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!
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