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Anybody out there?
« on: March 29, 2008, 05:17:42 pm »
HELP WANTED:  Anyone that can throw 7 quality innings.  Good offense available to help bail you out of falling behind early.   Left or right handed o.k.  Pay commensurate with performance.  Interested parties contact Ed Wade at Minute Made Park Human Resources department at 713-259-8000.  Over the hill pitchers need not apply.
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2008, 05:20:23 pm »
No.
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 05:26:30 pm »
STFU
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2008, 05:32:57 pm »
Was this really your first post?  You wanna take a mulligan, or skip straight ahead to playing the victim?!?
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 05:39:30 pm »
just goes to show the quality of the clarks out there.. may need to send resume to owa administrators
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 06:15:16 pm »
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wow! That was funny. That was the best first post ever. Genius. A satirical parody of a help wanted ad. How does one come up with something so original and fresh? God, that is so funny. Woo boy.
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2008, 06:41:15 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on March 29, 2008, 06:15:16 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wow! That was funny. That was the best first post ever. Genius. A satirical parody of a help wanted ad. How does one come up with something so original and fresh? God, that is so funny. Woo boy.

Wait, wait, wait, that's genius! Pitching!  It says the Astros need pitching!  It's like they didn't know and he's telling them about it.  I can't wait to see what comes next!
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 06:48:03 pm »
OMG Spack!??!!!
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2008, 08:47:50 pm »
I think I saw the same post on Rangerfans.com every March the past lifetime. It wasn't funny there, either.
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2008, 02:16:15 am »
Quote from: drew corleone on March 29, 2008, 08:47:50 pm
I think I saw the same post on Rangerfans.com every March the past lifetime. It wasn't funny there, either.

Please, never admit to reading Rangerfans.com again.  Thank you, carry on.
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2008, 02:56:30 am »
Oooooh.  I hope an "open letter" to Ed Wade is next!  I just lovses those!
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 07:14:17 am »
Feels like this was me just a few days ago...

wait...
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 07:26:22 am »
rookies.. and the season hasnt even started
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2008, 07:47:41 am »
Like the chickens coming home to roost...
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 11:08:23 am »
Quote from: Emo Oranges on March 30, 2008, 07:14:17 am
Feels like this was me just a few days ago...

wait...

Bravo, sir.  Bravo.
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2008, 01:03:54 pm »
Ohh. I see what you did there.  And it wasn't funny.  Epic fail.
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2008, 05:06:21 pm »
Quote from: pravata on March 29, 2008, 06:41:15 pm
Wait, wait, wait, that's genius! Pitching!  It says the Astros need pitching!  It's like they didn't know and he's telling them about it.  I can't wait to see what comes next!

Berkman must have sent him a text message.
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Re: Anybody out there?
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2008, 06:09:31 pm »
Quote from: Andyzipp on March 29, 2008, 05:32:57 pm
Was this really your first post?  You wanna take a mulligan, or skip straight ahead to playing the victim?!?

I'm available to lead seminars on the latter.....
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