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ESPN rumor mill says......
« on: December 19, 2007, 05:18:41 pm »
the Stros are in on Kris Benson. If Wade signs him, Lance may have a heart attack when Anna hits town.
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Re: ESPN rumor mill says......
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 05:33:12 pm »
Lance may have a heart attack when Anna hits town.

Many others on the team will have knob-rot.
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 05:48:10 pm »
At least Tejada will be able to speak to any performance enhancing capabilities.

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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 06:11:43 pm »
At least Tejada will be able to speak to any performance enhancing capabilities.

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 08:01:44 pm »
Silicone is a performance-enhancing drug?

Yes, but only for straight men and lipstick lesbians.
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Re: ESPN rumor mill says......
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 09:43:57 pm »
So would we see a move from the team recipe book to a calendar?

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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 09:59:15 pm »
So would we see a move from the team recipe book to a calendar?

More like team antibiotic.

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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2007, 08:50:50 am »
I thought Kris and Anna were divorced?
She is certainly decorative.

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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2007, 09:10:31 am »
I thought Kris and Anna were divorced?
She is certainly decorative.

Yeah, she festoons a room.  They're still married, she filed and withdrew the petition.  She'd likely reduce Milo to a shuddering puddle of innuendo.

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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2007, 09:12:51 am »
She is certainly decorative.

She is the lawn flamingo of players' wives.
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2007, 09:23:07 am »
More like team antibiotic.

the proper term in this case would be "slumpbuster"
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2007, 09:23:43 am »
She'd likely reduce Milo to a shuddering puddle of innuendo.

True of anyone with breasts.
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2007, 09:24:21 am »
Certainly ranks up there with Lima's wife and much prettier than Shauna Bagwell.

Who else snagged a stripper wife?

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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2007, 09:24:49 am »
True of anyone with breasts.

can he see well enough to notice the difference?
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Re: ESPN rumor mill says......
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2007, 09:28:25 am »
More like team antibiotic.

For some reason, this song always comes to mind when discussing Anna Benson

I gave you my heart, I gave you my soul
Now I'm just another number at the Center for Disease Control
Callin' unprotected girls, infected girls do it better


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« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2007, 09:37:09 am »
Yeah, she festoons a room.  They're still married, she filed and withdrew the petition.  She'd likely reduce Milo to a shuddering puddle of innuendo.
Festoons?  Is that like gang bang?

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« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2007, 09:39:10 am »
Yeah, she festoons a room.  They're still married, she filed and withdrew the petition.  She'd likely reduce Milo to a shuddering puddle of innuendo.

Imagine her taking on the Yvette role with Dierker and Worrell in the booth.  They'd have to be on a 5 second delay to avoid an FCC violation.
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« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2007, 09:43:46 am »
Imagine her taking on the Yvette role with Dierker and Worrell in the booth.  They'd have to be on a 5 second delay to avoid an FCC violation.
I imagine Yvette might prefer to NOT be the object of their leering and suggestive comments anymore.  I imagine that has to creep her out.

And honestly I don't think it is looks alone for Milo, he needs someone to actually respond to his comments (or at least humor him) too.

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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2007, 09:47:03 am »
Thank God Aubrey Huff is no longer on this team...
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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2007, 10:03:18 am »
I imagine Yvette might prefer to NOT be the object of their leering and suggestive comments anymore.  I imagine that has to creep her out.

And honestly I don't think it is looks alone for Milo, he needs someone to actually respond to his comments (or at least humor him) too.

She avoided the radio booth for awhile last season.  It got so bad Milo complained on air.  Brown is also funny, he doesn't seem to know where to aim his eyes. 

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« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2007, 11:13:33 am »
Does anyone have a link to Yvette's picture?  I must have missed all these visits to the booth because I have never seen this woman you all refer to.
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Re: ESPN rumor mill says......
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2007, 01:39:27 pm »
Does she look better without glasses?

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« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2007, 02:42:17 pm »
Does she look better without glasses?

Shes not wearing glasses?
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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2007, 05:11:39 pm »
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Re: ESPN rumor mill says......
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2007, 06:06:16 pm »
Does anyone have a link to Yvette's picture?  I must have missed all these visits to the booth because I have never seen this woman you all refer to.

You haven't missed anything...she's average at best.
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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2007, 08:29:33 pm »
Imagine her taking on the Yvette role with Dierker and Worrell in the booth.  They'd have to be on a 5 second delay to avoid an FCC violation.


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« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2007, 02:51:48 pm »
Certainly ranks up there with Lima's wife and much prettier than Shauna Bagwell.

Who else snagged a stripper wife?

Don Rudolph, who pitched for the White Sox, Senators, Indians and Reds in the late '50's and early '60's had his stripper wife mentioned on the back of his 1959 Topps baseball card.  "Don's wife is a professional dancer" was the caption on the back where most players have their highest accomplishments mentioned.  He was married to Patricia Hartwig who danced professionally under the name "Patti Waggin".  She was supposedly the highest paid stripper of her time.


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« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2007, 12:35:51 pm »
I don't find her all that attractive frankly.  Would I do her?  Of course.  She does look good in photoshoots where work is done, but most candid pictures of her don't impress me too much.  She just seems like a attention-seeking floosy with big funbags.  Maybe if she was someone's mom while I was growing up, that would add that MILF aura to bring up her appeal.

And then there is her attitude.  There are several reports where she has acted like she is someone important, when most people actually have no f'ing idea who she is.  Here is one such report of "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"  Her stunts are pretty mindblowing.  Of course, who knows how accurate reports are from serioussportsnetwork.com?

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“I’m Anna Freaking Benson,” she exclaimed. “I’m married to Kris Benson, Major Leaguer, number one overall pick! HOW do you not know this?”

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According to reports, Anna Benson still firmly believes that she’s famous, and has been traveling the Baltimore metropolitan area demanding all manner of special treatment. In the past week, she has reportedly demanded that a Guess store stay open late to accommodate her; that a traffic ticket be revoked due to the enormous amount of money her family has brought to Baltimore’s economy; and that she be allowed to park in a handicapped spot due to her husband’s recent arm surgery.

“The bottom line is that people in this community do not know how to handle celebrities,” she said. “It’s no wonder that nobody likes coming here. At least in New York they realized how important we were. Here, we get treated like we’re just a crazy lady and a washed-up big leaguer, and that’s unacceptable to me.”
http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com/2007/12/anna-benson-still-acting-like-shes-famous.html
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« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2007, 01:09:25 pm »
...who knows how accurate reports are from serioussportsnetwork.com?

I do.  From the "about" section of this website, "...this site has been attempting to build an unending reservoir of sports satire pieces - ranging from the harmless, fun-loving brief to the bitingly sarcastic diatribe."
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« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2007, 01:11:36 pm »
Have you read some of the other stories on that website?  "Adrian Petersen expected to play despite leg amputation" and similar stories like that. They all seem to be fiction.

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« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2007, 01:11:53 pm »
I do.  From the "about" section of this website, "...this site has been attempting to build an unending reservoir of sports satire pieces - ranging from the harmless, fun-loving brief to the bitingly sarcastic diatribe."
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Can we still cite it as an inside source though?
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« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2007, 01:12:55 pm »
Can we still cite it as an inside source though?

If we don't, somebody else will

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« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2007, 01:13:54 pm »
Have you read some of the other stories on that website?  "Adrian Petersen expected to play despite leg amputation" and similar stories like that. They all seem to be fiction.

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