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HurricaneDavid

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"Ground ball right side, they're not gonna be able to turn two OR ARE THEY, THROW, IS IN TIME!!! WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE TURN BY BRUNTLETT AND EVERETT, AND THEY CUT DOWN MABRY TO END THE GAME, AND THE ASTROS LEAD THIS NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES THREE GAMES TO ONE!!!!!"

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Re: Mitchell Report 2PM EST
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2007, 10:00:47 am »
1 BM?

Depends on what you have for lunch.
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Re: Mitchell Report 2PM EST
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2007, 10:03:23 am »
1 BM?

Obviously not having Enchiritos for lunch.

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Re: Mitchell Report 2PM EST
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 10:05:15 am »
1 BM?

So the report is not as full of shit as we were led to expect?
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HurricaneDavid

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Re: Mitchell Report 2PM EST
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 10:31:25 am »
I meant what I said.

George Mitchell's BMs are THIS LOOOOOOOONG: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1630000/images/_1632064_mitchell300.jpg
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Re: Mitchell Report 2PM EST
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2007, 10:32:56 am »
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